People like this are how the Idiggory's, CatWho's and lolgaxe of the world are made..........
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Still a complete mystery how useless idiots like our friend varusX here are made, but the going theory is inbreeding.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
She's an idiot, yes.
But I also see that her daughter is still alive.
And she STILL seems smarter than the people who commented on that blog.
But I also see that her daughter is still alive.
And she STILL seems smarter than the people who commented on that blog.
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Spurwing Plover says:
December 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm
She deserves to lose all custaty of her duaghter
December 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm
She deserves to lose all custaty of her duaghter
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
Writing an autobiography, eh?
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
I don't get it...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I don't get it...
I think his point was about how awful "liberal" mothers are.
Which was a pretty awful point, considering this was a video about child endangerment. And we all lived to be adults. So, you know...
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
Do I really need to go into the case of the Pearls?
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
You know that feeling you get when you have a little bit of hope, only to have it ripped away? Sweetums feeds on that.
Yeah, my mother was actually a soldier and a sharpshot to boot. But nice try. 
(Actually, I do recall her calling the mother of one of my friends a bitch because she was threatening to take someone else's dog to the pound to be euthanized. So maybe mum was a bit of a bleeding heart after all.)
(Actually, I do recall her calling the mother of one of my friends a bitch because she was threatening to take someone else's dog to the pound to be euthanized. So maybe mum was a bit of a bleeding heart after all.)
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Turin wrote:
(Zelduh)'s won the argument by going so far off the deep end that no one is willing to follow.
lolgaxe is a soldier. Aren't conservatives gay for not disrespecting soldiers? (unless they're gay, of course)
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
You know that feeling you get when you have a little bit of hope, only to have it ripped away? Sweetums feeds on that.
When I was a kid, neither liberals OR conservatives used car seats for their kids. There was no law for it. Ergo, all people back then were horrible parents.
Nadenu wrote:
When I was a kid, neither liberals OR conservatives used car seats for their kids. There was no law for it. Ergo, all people back then were horrible parents liberals.
Remember, everything bad = liberal.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
"Faith in humanity" may not stop a train but the fact that the rail supervisors undoubtedly knew about the protest on the tracks probably would.
The mother's a dipshit and so's the guy who made his little Youtube video.
The mother's a dipshit and so's the guy who made his little Youtube video.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Not that I'm necessarily in favor of putting 4 year olds on train tracks, but what exactly is the concern here? That the mother somehow wouldn't notice a train coming and let her daughter get hit by it? It's not as though she was in any peril.
ThiefX wrote:
I'd wager she has more in her head than just Bud Light, Nascar and which sister you plan to impregnate.
(V)(;,,;)(V) Why not Zoidberg?
ThiefX wrote:
I'm afraid that your only right about yourself. Try looking in a mirror.
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. “Power even if it is raw uncontrolled potential is just as dangerous as a trained assassin. It is unpredictable and deadly if your are not prepared." ~Gatomon From the story A Fox Among Wolves.
. “Power even if it is raw uncontrolled potential is just as dangerous as a trained assassin. It is unpredictable and deadly if your are not prepared." ~Gatomon From the story A Fox Among Wolves.
ThiefX wrote:
What does a woman putting her kid on a rr track have to do with the title of this thread?
When I say "Red light" stop, when I say "Green light" go.
Ready?
Ready?
Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
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Turin wrote:
(Zelduh)'s won the argument by going so far off the deep end that no one is willing to follow.
catwho wrote:
Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
When I say "Red light" stop, when I say "Green light" go.
Ready?
Ready?
Elinda wrote:
catwho wrote:
Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
Varus would probably say so, though not by trains. If Catwho was liberal, then his parents were too. And that would make his father and mother sexual, @#%^phillic, abusive deviants.
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
Her.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Wait... there are women on the internet? 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Someone has to make the cooking webpages.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
MIND = BLOWN
And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars.
And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
MIND = BLOWN
And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars.
And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars.
Most of the ones with sexy avatars are deviant minded men.
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
MIND = BLOWN
And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars.
And here I was thinking those were all just deviant-minded men with sexy avatars.
Most of the ones with sexy avatars are deviant minded men.
What about if they have a sexy avatar, and are making a cooking webpage?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Elinda wrote:
catwho wrote:
Apparently we all got run over by trains as children.
Banh
someproteinguy wrote:
Wait... there are women on the internet?
Well, duh. The porn sites are full of 'em.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
WTF is a useful idiot? Well I guess Gbaji has you and varus around to make him appear less of an idiot, but is that really a use?
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rdmcandie wrote:
WTF is a useful idiot?
One of those phrases conservative like to masturbate over. They like to pretend Lenin said it despite the lack of any evidence.
I believe Laura Ingraham likes to use the phrase about ten times per hour and the rest of the faithful just parrot it based off that.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Jophiel wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
WTF is a useful idiot?
One of those phrases conservative like to masturbate over. They like to pretend Lenin said it despite the lack of any evidence.
I believe Laura Ingraham likes to use the phrase about ten times per hour and the rest of the faithful just parrot it based off that.
Relevant...
Veronica: "Oh, well, when in Rome."
Ron: "Yes? Please go on."
Veronica: "Uh, do as the Romans do? It's an old expression."
Ron: "Oh! I've never heard of it."
Veronica: "Oh."
Ron: "It's wonderful, though."
(V)(;,,;)(V) Why not Zoidberg?
lolgaxe wrote:
Someone has to make the cooking webpages.
And the apps! Don't forget the cooking Android apps!
When I graduate, I am going to request to have my title changed to Programinatrix.
Someproteinguy apparently wasn't around for the infamous boobs episode 4-5 years ago.
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Turin wrote:
(Zelduh)'s won the argument by going so far off the deep end that no one is willing to follow.
catwho wrote:
Someproteinguy apparently wasn't around for the infamous boobs episode 4-5 years ago.
Nope
Didn't find this site until about 4 years ago and then just lurked for a while.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#33Almalieque,
Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 10:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent....
Inconsistent if you're stupid.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
#35Almalieque,
Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 11:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Did a light bulb just go off? Must have hurt to actually think.
You're not worth thinking. Just gonna say you're wrong and call you stupid from now on. I'm bound to be right 94% of the time.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Almalieque wrote:
How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent....
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+joke
My mom let me play on the train tracks under her supervision and I didnt even get in a local newspaper. I feel ripped off.
I assume that everyone is lying about their identity on the internets. I like to think you're all cute kittens that use your masters' computers when they're away. Clever clever felines!
I assume that everyone is lying about their identity on the internets. I like to think you're all cute kittens that use your masters' computers when they're away. Clever clever felines!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Sorry, anything representing or remotely resembling a dildo is a nono.
gigasnail wrote:
i'm lighting the freak signal here, sara help me out ~
Redding wrote:
Same ol' Sara now with 50% less hidden penis
We used to flatten pennies on the train tracks.
Because we were socialists.
Because we were socialists.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
I still have a penny I flattens on the train tracks. Yeah, I was a badass; defacing government property at age 5.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Sorry, anything representing or remotely resembling a dildo is a nono.
gigasnail wrote:
i'm lighting the freak signal here, sara help me out ~
Redding wrote:
Same ol' Sara now with 50% less hidden penis
Almalieque wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Wait... there are women on the internet?
lolgaxe wrote:
Someone has to make the cooking webpages.
How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent....
Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso
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Almalieque wrote:
I know what a glory hole is, but I wasn't sure what the business part was in reference to.
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I feel that people that claim you can't convey sarcasm through text are complete imbeciles.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
lolgaxe wrote:
I feel that people that claim you can't convey sarcasm through text are complete imbeciles.
Yeah, right. Like you'd have the balls to tell someone that.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
That hurt me, Joph. Deep down, where I'm soft. Like a woman.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Oh, God, I'm sorry. I was using sarcasm. I guess there was no way for you to tell and now I've hurt you so much 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Wait guys, I'm confused. You're being all serious and stuff.
But this is the Asylum. Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?
But this is the Asylum. Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
Sarcasm is hard.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?
No, this is all satire. It's like if you took some sarcasm and dressed it up for a black-tie event.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Jophiel wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?
No, this is all satire. It's like if you took some sarcasm and dressed it up for a black-tie event.
With all that extra work, it better put out.
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
Depends on whether you pay or go halfsies.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Almalieque wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Inconsistent if you're stupid.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
Did a light bulb just go off? Must have hurt to actually think.
Banh
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