You should start at attainable goals. Start with a cockroach. It's a step up for you, and I'm sure if you try really really hard you might be able to do it with a few years practice.
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So now you're a male prostitute who likes the company of cockroaches.
You might as well stop, you couldn't afford me if I was. And hey, maybe if you did act more civilized like a cockroach maybe people would enjoy your company. Come on, I know you can do it! Be a roach!
Edited, Dec 14th 2011 2:16pm by lolgaxe
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Specifically, what attribute(s) classify you as a savant?
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
No, actually I'm being serious; when he throws out tidbits like this I'm actually interested in it's veracity.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Savants are good at one thing, but are otherwise developmentally disabled. What that one thing he claims is is anyone's guess, but I don't see any proof against the development disorder aspect.
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well, for the most part. He could claim that he is otherwise perfectly normal except for the specialty, but that would be exceedingly rare. I'm just wondering what he thinks makes him special.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.