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#552 Dec 14 2011 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
On the other hand if you are pro-big govn, pro-choice, anti-capitalist chances are you're a liberal.

So 1 out of 3 makes me a liberal?
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#553 Dec 14 2011 at 12:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you're against gays, women, blacks, mexicans, muslims, abortions, raping countries for natural resources and Texas you're conservative?

Did I get this right?
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#554varusword75, Posted: Dec 14 2011 at 12:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Arex,
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Perhaps I should just emulate you
You should start at attainable goals. Start with a cockroach. It's a step up for you, and I'm sure if you try really really hard you might be able to do it with a few years practice.
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#557 Dec 14 2011 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, clearly Gaxe is a glass half full kind of guy.
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#558varusword75, Posted: Dec 14 2011 at 1:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
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So now you're a male prostitute who likes the company of cockroaches.
You might as well stop, you couldn't afford me if I was. And hey, maybe if you did act more civilized like a cockroach maybe people would enjoy your company. Come on, I know you can do it! Be a roach! Smiley: smile

Edited, Dec 14th 2011 2:16pm by lolgaxe
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#560varusword75, Posted: Dec 14 2011 at 1:25 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
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Gumbo Galahad wrote:
I'm actually trying to cut down on the number of people who are hanging around.
Your being suicidal is kind of sad news to get.
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It's bound to upset at least one of my girlfriends.
How very Christian of you.
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#565 Dec 14 2011 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
lagaga,

Killing myself isn't an option. It's bound to upset at least one of my girlfriends.


I see we're doubling down on our lies now, eh?
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#566 Dec 14 2011 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Killing myself isn't an option. It's bound to upset at least one of my girlfriends.
I see we're doubling down on our lies now, eh?

You kidding? Chicks be LOVING their gays!

If they didn't have Varus to say "Girlfriend, those shoes are FAB-U-LOUS!" and hang at the *** piano bar with, who else would they have?
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#567 Dec 14 2011 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Arex,

No but you're most likely publicly educated so don't take your stupidity personally you're certainly not the only here to exhibit those tendencies.


You exhibit these tendencies. What does that say about you?
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#568varusword75, Posted: Dec 14 2011 at 2:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Arex,
#569 Dec 14 2011 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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An idiot savant.
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An idiot savant.

You're half right.
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#572 Dec 14 2011 at 3:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
It's common knowledge i'm a savant.

Specifically, what attribute(s) classify you as a savant?
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The barely double-digit IQ!
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#574 Dec 14 2011 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, actually I'm being serious; when he throws out tidbits like this I'm actually interested in it's veracity.
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#575 Dec 14 2011 at 4:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Savants are good at one thing, but are otherwise developmentally disabled. What that one thing he claims is is anyone's guess, but I don't see any proof against the development disorder aspect.
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#576 Dec 14 2011 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Well, for the most part. He could claim that he is otherwise perfectly normal except for the specialty, but that would be exceedingly rare. I'm just wondering what he thinks makes him special.
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#577 Dec 14 2011 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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His mommy said he was special.

He probably saw the episode of House with Dave Mathews and thought it sounded like a good direction to go.
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#578 Dec 14 2011 at 4:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, for the most part. He could claim that he is otherwise perfectly normal except for the specialty, but that would be exceedingly rare. I'm just wondering what he thinks makes him special.


IIRC he can jump, like really high or something. I'm more or less assuming that's the extent of it.
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#579 Dec 14 2011 at 4:30 PM Rating: Good
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I heard he was a pro baller is that it?


Edited, Dec 14th 2011 5:38pm by rdmcandie
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#580 Dec 14 2011 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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His mommy said he was special.

He probably saw the episode of House with Dave Mathews and thought it sounded like a good direction to go.

Yeah, I'm really hoping that he doesn't think that learning a piece in a few days makes him a savant. Learning a piece in a few seconds makes you a savant.
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#581 Dec 14 2011 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Killing myself isn't an option. It's bound to upset at least one of my girlfriends.
I see we're doubling down on our lies now, eh?

You kidding? Chicks be LOVING their gays!

If they didn't have Varus to say "Girlfriend, those shoes are FAB-U-LOUS!" and hang at the *** piano bar with, who else would they have?
LeWoVok?
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#582 Dec 15 2011 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
I'd say that slam dunking a basketball, while playing the piano, and charming the ladies, all at once certainly is a qualification for being a savant.
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I'd say that slam dunking a basketball, while playing the piano, and charming the ladies, all at once certainly is a qualification for being a savant.


You forgot his mad chess skillz.
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#584 Dec 15 2011 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Arex,

It's common knowledge i'm a savant.

Smiley: laugh

Hahahaha. Oh fucking ****. I didn't think you could be more self deluded. So you're a savant as well as a pro-basektball player, who dropped out of college and now works for daddy selling insurance.


I'm not sure exactly why we humour you, it's like you are addicted to lying.
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#585varusword75, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 10:41 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
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Your mommy said I was special to.
She is quite sympathetic to retards.
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#587varusword75, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 10:45 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
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and big d*cks
Just like you. Smiley: schooled
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Gumbo Galahad wrote:
and big d*cks
Just like you. Smiley: schooled

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varusword75 wrote:
lagaga,

and big d*cks.

Figuratively, without lateralization.
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varusword75 wrote:
lagaga,

and big d*cks.


So you're a c*cksucker savant? You know literally 200x more about sucking d*ck than anyone else here, and you are a master of your craft?

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That's why you don't loan it out.
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I once glued elbow macaroni and glitter to a big ****. It was **** on my underwear.

Why was your dog in your underwear??

Wait, I don't want to know.
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That's where the macaroni was.
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You know, I keep specifiyjng "elbow" macaroni but I'm not even sure if there's another kind.
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I think it comes in a straight/non-elbow form too.
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#598 Dec 17 2011 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
http://mokapink.com/2011/05/20/what-type-of-pasta/

It seems that macaroni is almost a family of pastas. Rigatoni and bucatini are listed as being a type of macaroni, and they are straight. Also, chili mac.
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On topic...

My father in law feels rather betrayed that Cain dropped out of the race. Now he's torn between hating Newt, who is Roman Catholic (and a bad one at that), and hating Romney, who is Mormon. Evangelicals can't get a break this election.

As it stands, the FIL is threatening to stay home and not vote at all during the primaries. As a form of protest. Or something.

Obama is a Democrat, and black, but at least he's not a Mary-worshipper or a... a... Mormon.

Edit: He also feels double betrayed because Nikki Haley, whom he had a crush on, endorsed Romney.

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voting based on religious affiliation is ******* stupid.
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Mary-worshipper

Please. The term is "Marian".
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