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#77 Nov 03 2011 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Doesn't pasta have egg in it? Smiley: dubious
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#78 Nov 03 2011 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
There is vegan pasta. I've never tried it, but it probably tastes like ***, like most vegan products.
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Low fat products taste like ***** too.
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tastes like ***, like most vegan products.

That's ironic.
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#81 Nov 03 2011 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I've made lasagna before and it's come out great but it was a hell of a lot more prep time than 15min. I'll happily blame this on my own shortcomings but then I'm the guy who has to make it.
I'm assuming all cheeses are pre-shredded/grated. Really, the bottle-neck is waiting on the noodles.

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(I'm very temped to try a bit of cheddar after reading poldy's recipe).

You should try it. It adds a nice counter-note to the sauce.

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Lasagna without meat sucks in its own right. Lasagna with fake vegan cheese should only be fed to convicted child rapists.
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#82 Nov 03 2011 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
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The Stouffers Lasagna is actually decent, I mean better than a lot of restaurants decent. Homemade is better, but I sure as hell don't have that kind of time anymore.

You don't have 15 minutes to do prep work followed by an hour of cook time while you do other stuff?


If I'm making lasagna I'm making my own sauce. That alone is about two hours of fairly consistent attention.

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How bad have the lasagnas you two have had been that they make Stouffers seem good?


I like to gauge a restaurant's pasta and red sauce off of their lasagna. So to answer your question, really bad.

#83 Nov 03 2011 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Raolan wrote:
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Raolan wrote:
The Stouffers Lasagna is actually decent, I mean better than a lot of restaurants decent. Homemade is better, but I sure as hell don't have that kind of time anymore.

You don't have 15 minutes to do prep work followed by an hour of cook time while you do other stuff?


If I'm making lasagna I'm making my own sauce. That alone is about two hours of fairly consistent attention.
Have you tried making a decent sized batch and freezing it for later use?
#84 Nov 03 2011 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Raolan wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Raolan wrote:
The Stouffers Lasagna is actually decent, I mean better than a lot of restaurants decent. Homemade is better, but I sure as hell don't have that kind of time anymore.

You don't have 15 minutes to do prep work followed by an hour of cook time while you do other stuff?


If I'm making lasagna I'm making my own sauce. That alone is about two hours of fairly consistent attention.
Have you tried making a decent sized batch and freezing it for later use?

I do this when I make curry paste.
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#85 Nov 03 2011 at 12:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lasagna without meat sucks in its own right.
I've made lasagna with eggplant and zucchini instead of meat before. It was pretty ******* delicious. If you don't want to consider that to be "lasagna," I'm fine with that, but it was still tasty.
#86 Nov 03 2011 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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What's an eggplant?


edit: Never mind! I remembered it's what you call Aubergines. self-Smiley: facepalm

Edited, Nov 3rd 2011 2:30pm by Nilatai
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#87 Nov 03 2011 at 12:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
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I've made lasagna before and it's come out great but it was a hell of a lot more prep time than 15min. I'll happily blame this on my own shortcomings but then I'm the guy who has to make it.
I'm assuming all cheeses are pre-shredded/grated. Really, the bottle-neck is waiting on the noodles.


It usually takes me just a bit longer to brown meat/vegies and get the sauce up to temperature, but it's pretty close. Also, don't listen to recipes that say to just stick the pasta down uncooked. You don't have to completely cook them, but you want them soft. I actually put a layer of pasta down first, then layer sauce and cheese on top. Honestly, you could pour it all in a blender and throw it in the pan, and it'll come out delicious anyway.

It's more than 15 minutes to prep, but not much more. I've certainly cooked things that take a lot more prep, and for lasagna, all the steps are easy. You can make spaghetti sauce? Great. Make more, add some ground sausage, mushrooms, onions, and whatever spices you like and you can make lasagna sauce. You can boil water, right? You can cook the lasagna pasta (there's a slight extra bit because they're long wide strips, so you kinda have to soften them and bend them as you put them in unless you have a *huge* pot). After that, it's just a matter of opening the containers of your cheeses and dolloping them out 1/3rd at a time (depending on how many layers you do).


The only problem I run into (and I do this every freaking time Smiley: mad ) is that I make the first layer too thick (too much sauce), and the top couple layers end out thin. I need to actually like measure out 1/3rd of my damn sauce because apparently I can't eyeball it to save my life. Um... See my "you could put everything in a blender" comment above to see how unimportant this really ends out to the final product though. Smiley: nod


The biggest thing with lasagna isn't the time, but the cost. For a full sized pan (which will make like 12 servings btw), is about $30 in materials. Mostly, it's all the cheese. You can buy the pre-made stuff for much much cheaper in the store, but trust me, the taste difference (even using mostly pre-made components) is massively worth it.

Edited, Nov 3rd 2011 11:38am by gbaji
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#88 Nov 03 2011 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh... Guess, what's in my little lunch sized container on my desk right now? Smiley: smile
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The biggest thing with lasagna isn't the time, but the cost. For a full sized pan (which will make like 12 servings btw), is about $30 in materials.

That too. I wind up treating it almost as an event rather than a basic family meal.
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#90 Nov 04 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
The biggest thing with lasagna isn't the time, but the cost. For a full sized pan (which will make like 12 servings btw), is about $30 in materials.

That too. I wind up treating it almost as an event rather than a basic family meal.
I always thought it was relatively inexpensive, as far as home cooked meals go, since you end up with so much.

BTW, is anyone else planning on making lasagna sometime soon because of this thread? "Honey, let's do lasagna this sunday, I got some great tips from a child **** thread on zam."
#91 Nov 04 2011 at 6:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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BTW, is anyone else planning on making lasagna sometime soon because of this thread? "Honey, let's do lasagna this sunday, I got some great tips from a child **** thread on zam."
I've already added it to the list of meals for the next shopping trip.


And I've more or less stopped trying to explain threads on here to my roommates.
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That too. I wind up treating it almost as an event rather than a basic family meal.
I always thought it was relatively inexpensive, as far as home cooked meals go, since you end up with so much.

Pfftt. You must live alone. A tray of lasagna in my house is maybe a dinner and a lunch before it's gone.
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#93 Nov 04 2011 at 8:09 AM Rating: Excellent
One way to speed of the cooking (and to minimize mistakes) is to get fresh noodles from the refrigerated section of the grocery store. They are already parboiled, so they are just ready to go right into the tray and they'll suck up the necessary moisture as they're baking.
#94 Nov 04 2011 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Why would you put noodles in lasagne? I'm so confused...
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#95 Nov 04 2011 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Why would you put noodles in lasagne? I'm so confused...
Because without it, it's just cheesy chilli?
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#96 Nov 04 2011 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
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You don't use pasta sheets? Smiley: confused
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#97 Nov 04 2011 at 9:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, but on this side of the pond, if it's a pasta, then it's a noodle.
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#98 Nov 04 2011 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Right, one of those "separated by a common language" things, I suppose.
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I hand-weave my lasagna sheets out of thin spaghetti noodles. This might explain my prep times.
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#100 Nov 04 2011 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, but on this side of the pond, if it's a pasta, then it's a noodle.


I never really thought about it. They've always been "lasagna noodles" to me. I blame my mother. Smiley: glare
#101 Nov 04 2011 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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Yes, but on this side of the pond, if it's a pasta, then it's a noodle.


I never really thought about it. They've always been "lasagna noodles" to me. I blame my mother. Smiley: glare

Well in my minds eye this is what I think of for lasagne: Sheet (I love how the website I found that on is called "Nila").


This is what I think of as noodles: noodles, hence my confusion.
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