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All that mortar training came in handy then?
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All that mortar training came in handy then?
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
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lagaga wrote:
There's nothing awesome about waking up at four in the morning and fighting it to keep from pissing on the walls and ceiling.
Shower works fine for this.
Edited, Oct 4th 2011 8:25am by Lubriderm
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
lagaga wrote:
There's nothing awesome about waking up at four in the morning and fighting it to keep from pissing on the walls and ceiling.
Shower works fine for this.
I always feel like an odd duck when someone mentions pissing in the shower. I never do it; it just feels... wrong to me, somehow.
LockeColeMA wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
lagaga wrote:
There's nothing awesome about waking up at four in the morning and fighting it to keep from pissing on the walls and ceiling.
Shower works fine for this.
I always feel like an odd duck when someone mentions pissing in the shower. I never do it; it just feels... wrong to me, somehow.
Know what I don't quite get? How condoms are supposed to work with uncircumcised penises. I mean, on the one hand you can stretch it out first, but then wouldn't it pinch as the rubber tries to contract? The skin's not going to be taut like cut guys'.
But if you don't stretch it out, then the glands are going to be covered and sex is going to be way less enjoyable, no?
But if you don't stretch it out, then the glands are going to be covered and sex is going to be way less enjoyable, no?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
LockeColeMA wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
lagaga wrote:
There's nothing awesome about waking up at four in the morning and fighting it to keep from pissing on the walls and ceiling.
Shower works fine for this.
I always feel like an odd duck when someone mentions pissing in the shower. I never do it; it just feels... wrong to me, somehow.
There are two types of people in this world;, people who **** in the shower and dirty liars.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Know what I don't quite get? How condoms are supposed to work with uncircumcised penises. I mean, on the one hand you can stretch it out first, but then wouldn't it pinch as the rubber tries to contract? The skin's not going to be taut like cut guys'.
But if you don't stretch it out, then the glands are going to be covered and sex is going to be way less enjoyable, no?
But if you don't stretch it out, then the glands are going to be covered and sex is going to be way less enjoyable, no?
Protip: Foreskins roll back. Condoms work fine.
Edited, Oct 4th 2011 3:41pm by Nilatai
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Nilatai wrote:
There are two types of people in this world;, people who **** in the shower and dirty liars.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I thought the stock myth was that urine was sterile when it left the body. Not that I'd recommend peeing anywhere you intend to step.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nilatai wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Know what I don't quite get? How condoms are supposed to work with uncircumcised penises. I mean, on the one hand you can stretch it out first, but then wouldn't it pinch as the rubber tries to contract? The skin's not going to be taut like cut guys'.
But if you don't stretch it out, then the glands are going to be covered and sex is going to be way less enjoyable, no?
But if you don't stretch it out, then the glands are going to be covered and sex is going to be way less enjoyable, no?
Protip: Foreskins roll back. Condoms work fine.
Edited, Oct 4th 2011 3:41pm by Nilatai
Well yeah. My question is whether or not the extra skin makes the condom scrunch up and pinch. :P
Totally just googled to research this. :P Seems like some guys do have problems with the condom bunching and irritating the *****, others seem to have no problem. I imagine the more you grow, the less of an issue it is?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
File me under not a fan of this.
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I thought the stock myth was that urine was sterile when it left the body.
Sterile-ish. It can still provide food for fungi and bacteria.
Edited, Oct 4th 2011 7:07pm by Allegory
Allegory wrote:
Quote:
I thought the stock myth was that urine was sterile when it left the body.
Sterile-ish. It can still provide food for fungi and bacteria.
Edited, Oct 4th 2011 7:07pm by Allegory
It is sterile in the sense that it doesn't contain actual, live bacteria.
Bardalicious wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Quote:
I thought the stock myth was that urine was sterile when it left the body.
Sterile-ish. It can still provide food for fungi and bacteria.
Edited, Oct 4th 2011 7:07pm by Allegory
It is sterile in the sense that it doesn't contain actual, live bacteria.
That, and Friends taught me that it soothes jellyfish stings.
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