Worst Skype Thread Ever.Follow

Timelordwho: It's a trick question, plants can't talk.

Kavek: they can
they whisper to me...
they tell me to burn things, burn people
burn everything

Timelordwho: Then you've been on one too many of elinda's mushroom adventures.

Kavek: Elinda isn't a real person

Timelordwho: My point.

Pensive: man she is totally a person

Kavek: she's a personality composite of the world's worst rapist and a suburban grandma

Pensive: enough of your reductive tenden... okay that's hilarious

Kavek: being simmed by an Ai company
looks like she passed the turing test eh

Pensive: don't even joke man

Timelordwho: I think they sell those in J A P A N

Pensive: bad rapist grandmas?

Kavek: yes

Timelordwho: Rapist grandma Ai

Pensive: i'll take four
they will be hilarious characters in a future apocalyptic archaeology vault dig thing

Kavek: sounds rad

Pensive: i'll have this artificial intelligence network of four competing rapist gramma personalities eh? is that where we're going?
and that was the experiment for a vault, okay sounds about right for them

Kavek: it seems to be where you're going, at least!
man I'd love to design a vault

Pensive: oh no, i cannot take such credit, for it is you, obviously, who has spearheaded the rapist gradmas

Timelordwho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Electric_Grandmother
It's a story by ray bradbury about a rapist grandma Ai

Pensive: no synnopsis T.T

Timelordwho: I am actually stunned that google gave me useful results for that string

Pensive: The father of a trio of motherless children takes the children to a factory, Facsimile Ltd., to pick out a new robotic grandmother. When she arrives, young Tom and Karen are quickly smitten by the magical "grandmother." But older daughter Anne is initially reluctant; "Grandma" reminds her too much of her own mother, who died and left her a bitter young girl. Anne tries to run away, and accidentally runs in front of an oncoming van. Grandma throws herself in front of the van and is struck, saving the girl. Anne grows to love her when she realizes that Grandma is indestructible and will not leave them like their own mother had.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Sing_the_Body_Electric_%28The_Twilight_Zone%29

Kavek: honestly
i share in your amazement

Timelordwho: It was a horror work based off of that previous film
Where instead of protecting the family, she abuses them.
And they can never kill her.
I think there is a moral to that story: Don't make anything that you can't kill.

Kavek: I can kill anything

Pensive: don't kill anything that you can't kill

Timelordwho: Even a bulletproof robot pimp?

Kavek: even things without physical form
e.g. the mood
yes
especially them

Pensive: even if he were 400ft tall?

Kavek: yes

Timelordwho: But what about the eye lasers?

Pensive: objection!

Timelordwho: Since this is an Ai they can travel through a series of tubes and strike you down from above

Kavek: you're thinking of drop bears

Timelordwho: We used to have a lot more posters in the asylum. Then smasharoo shot his laser vision into a CAT5e cable. Now there are not that many. Do the math.

Kavek: if smasharoo had laser vision he wouldn;t spend his weedends freelancing in back alleys

Timelordwho: He doesn't do that for money, but rather to atone for the killings in his past. It's a tragic story.

Kavek: I can imagine

Timelordwho: It's the same reason he goes to benefit dinners
Besides the apertifs, I mean

Pensive: god smasharoo is like an even more snarky tony stark

Timelordwho: Oh, Allegory,
I learned something quite useful from that show

Kavek: I was just struck by how gay a name
Pride is
like just now
it hit me like a freight train

Pensive: really?

Kavek: yes

Pensive: its only been like, three years

Kavek: what can I say

Timelordwho: But allegory changed his name back, so he no longer swings that way, barring the unfortunate business with roger's mom.

Kavek: and the relationship he and I have, obviously

Timelordwho: And our wierd chicken posting relationship.
And the one time he was drunk.
Timelordwho: So really, nothing.

^

What's the criteria for ranking rapists?

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