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#1 Sep 15 2011 at 3:59 AM Rating: Good

FBI Investigating Alleged Nude Scarlett Johansson Photo Hack


So, back in March it was reported that ScarJo's cellphone was hacked & that nude picks would be forthcoming. Unfortunately, we had to wait until yesterday before they actually were released. Was it worth the wait? Not really. There's two pictures; one's a booty shot & the other is a pouty-faced side-boob shot. While she's certainly a bombshell, the fact that she divorced my man-crush, Ryan Reynolds, to shack up with Sean Pean has taken her down a few notches in my book.

Anyhoo, the FBI has been investigating since March & now that the photos are leaked they're investigating that too.

But...why would the FBI investigate this?

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They want the rest for their...files. :19 (82.6%)
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#2 Sep 15 2011 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
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Saw the photos yesterday, kinda meh. Blurry side boob and a butt shot. Didn't read about the FBI involvement though.

My senior year of college I lived in the dorms, and my RA was a sophomore woman who looked exactly like Scarlett Johansson. And she was a narcoleptic...

Funny how the link says the lawyers are sending take down notices to the websites, but right now, I think they are still up on the big TMZ-styled celebrity gossip sites. Usually those places do adhere to requests from lawyers.

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From what I gather from the multiple articles, the FBI is involved because it's believed that a single person (or group) is involved with numerous hackings (like Hudgens). So it doesn't sound as wasteful when they are involved to track down a serial hacker.

Edited, Sep 15th 2011 6:46am by TirithRR
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#3 Sep 15 2011 at 5:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Expanding on Tirith, while doing some investigative reporting for this that would make Cronkite proud, I came across this:
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This would not be the first time FBI gets involved in a picture hacking scandal. They have been contacted also in the leak cases related to Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene, Hayley Williams, Megan Fox, etc.

That's alotta hackin'.
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#4 Sep 15 2011 at 6:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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As the FBI spends most of their time going after tax fraud, I think they would welcome a case where they had a legitimate excuse to look at Scarlett Johansson naked.
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#5 Sep 15 2011 at 6:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, and this case makes me laugh, as J. Edgar Hoover, first director of the FBI, had nude photos of Eleanor Roosevelt and Marilyn Monroe.
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While much has been made about Hoover's secret files on those around him, Hack says he learned Hoover had some secret files for his own personal use — files that included nude photographs.

Hack: “He had nudes of many people. There was an obscene file that he kept himself.”

Hockenberry: “So you think he was interested in pornography?”

Hack: “Oh, he was definitely interested in pornography. He would say from an intellectual standpoint of course to know what was out there so he could fight it.”

And whose nude pictures does Hack say Hoover had? Well, Marilyn Monroe, perhaps no big surprise, but there was also another.
Hack: “Eleanor Roosevelt, for one.”

Hockenberry: “Naked pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt? My, my. Forgive my interest in this, how does one go about getting and why would one even want naked pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt?”

Hack: “W.C. Fields happened to have a set of pictures, what was purported to be Eleanor Roosevelt. I have not seen these myself because they were subsequently destroyed. But Hoover had heard the story and asked W.C. Fields to see the pictures and W.C. Fields sent him with the pictures. And there in lies the power and play of the man.”
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#6 Sep 15 2011 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
Joph Investigates:

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#7 Sep 15 2011 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, and this case makes me laugh, as J. Edgar Hoover, first director of the FBI, had nude photos of Eleanor Roosevelt
Yes, this is the right direction to go when discussing leaked images of people like Scarlett Johansson.
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Joph Investigates:

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#9 Sep 15 2011 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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There's no "eh, whatever" option in your poll.
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#10 Sep 15 2011 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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There's no "eh, whatever" option in your poll.


Of course not, there's tits involved.
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