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#1 Aug 12 2011 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Old girl in my neighborhood, I never thought she looked bad, maybe a little green, but she hasn't held up with the times. Granted, I never really hung out with her, she was just kind of "there." Figure for the cost ($27m) they'd give her some bigger boobs to make her more appealing to the tired and poor huddled masses she's faithfully looked after all these years. Just because she's a century and a quarter old doesn't mean she can't look good, amirite?

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Edit: Helps to spell guud

Edited, Aug 12th 2011 12:30pm by lolgaxe
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#2 Aug 12 2011 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just as long as they clean the damned men's room in that thing. I can say with 100% certainty that the smell of the Statue of Liberty men's room is the worst smell that I have ever encountered in my life.

Edited, Aug 12th 2011 12:33pm by Eske
#3 Aug 12 2011 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Old girl in my neighborhood, I never thought she looked bad

Well, she's French you know.
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#4 Aug 12 2011 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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#5 Aug 12 2011 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Just as long as they clean the damned men's room in that thing. I can say with 100% certainty that the smell of the Statue of Liberty men's room is the worst smell that I have ever encountered in my life.


There's a Phillips 76 restroom in Burbank I'd like you to meet, then.





Ok, that was 1977, but still; HOLY GOD!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Smiley: jawdrop
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#6 Aug 13 2011 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Just as long as they clean the damned men's room in that thing. I can say with 100% certainty that the smell of the Statue of Liberty men's room is the worst smell that I have ever encountered in my life.

Chances are you had to go through Jersey to get there, so you must have been holding your breath.
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