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#302 May 18 2011 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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No I will not have **** with you either.

Well, duh. I'm not gay.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#303varusword75, Posted: May 18 2011 at 3:17 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
#304 May 18 2011 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,

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That's really not very nice.


So you've been a badgirl then. Do you need a spanking?



Actually, I've never made fun of you for your sexual orientation. It's Joph that needs the spanking.
#305 May 18 2011 at 3:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Are you sure?

You seem... interested. Hopeful, perhaps.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#306varusword75, Posted: May 18 2011 at 3:39 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Tulip,
#307 May 18 2011 at 4:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,

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It's Joph that needs the spanking


Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?


It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.
#308 May 18 2011 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Are you sure?

You seem... interested. Hopeful, perhaps.

He's probably into bears, not giraffes.
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#309 May 18 2011 at 4:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Must be Squidbilly mating season.
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#310 May 18 2011 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,

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It's Joph that needs the spanking


Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?


It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.

I find it kind of disturbing that you own a pitchfork.
#311 May 18 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Nads,

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Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.


No I will not have **** with you.
Hahaha, no silly, you just pay higher taxes so we can all visit the abortionplex.
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#312 May 18 2011 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
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Nadenu wrote:
Belkira wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,

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It's Joph that needs the spanking


Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?


It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.

I find it kind of disturbing that you own a pitchfork.


I don't. But I would buy one for the occasion.
#313 May 18 2011 at 10:46 PM Rating: Decent
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varusword75 wrote:
Nads,

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Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.


No I will not have **** with you.
Haha Varus made a funny.


I'm not sure if we should be awarding him points for plagiarizing Adam Sandler.

In fact, I should probably be beaten for even knowing the source material.
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#314 May 19 2011 at 4:11 AM Rating: Decent
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#315 May 19 2011 at 4:30 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,

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It's Joph that needs the spanking


Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?


It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.

I find it kind of disturbing that you own a pitchfork.


I don't.


Then how do you fork your pitch?
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#316 May 19 2011 at 5:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kachi wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Nads,

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Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.


No I will not have **** with you.
Haha Varus made a funny.


I'm not sure if we should be awarding him points for plagiarizing Adam Sandler.

In fact, I should probably be beaten for even knowing the source material.


Saying 'No, I will not have **** with you' is ripping off Sandler??
#317 May 19 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu wrote:
Kachi wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Nads,

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Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.


No I will not have **** with you.
Haha Varus made a funny.


I'm not sure if we should be awarding him points for plagiarizing Adam Sandler.

In fact, I should probably be beaten for even knowing the source material.


Saying 'No, I will not have **** with you' is ripping off Sandler??


It's classic Sandler. It's his only funny line.
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#318 May 19 2011 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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Actually, I think the line you are referring to is "No I will not make out with you!" from Billy Madison.
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#319varusword75, Posted: May 19 2011 at 7:15 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) kachi,
#320 May 19 2011 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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When Varus wants to bite a line from a movie he sticks with the classics, like Friday.
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#321 May 19 2011 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
You know he's jewish right?
Sandler is so subtle about it, too.
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#322 May 19 2011 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Mel Brooks is Jewish??"
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#323varusword75, Posted: May 19 2011 at 7:41 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Moe,
#324 May 19 2011 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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Heh, the people I know in real life who say stuff like "You know he's Jewish, right?" are mostly Palestinians.
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#325 May 19 2011 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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#326 May 19 2011 at 1:48 PM Rating: Decent
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It was more a "how is that a point to make?" statement with a bit of national guilt mixed in. I couldn't say "I honestly don't know anyone who considers that an argument", so I went for the next best thing.
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#327 May 19 2011 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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That you felt the need to say anything was offensive enough to preclude all explanation.
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