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#1 May 15 2008 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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In case anyone else is interested, SIECUS did a run down of the Presidential candidates and their stances on sex education. I don't know how many people are actually on the fence and that this is an issue that is of enough importance to sway you, but I thought folks might be interested nonetheless.

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The Presidential Candidates on Sex Education, HIV Prevention, and
Abstinence-Only-Until-Marriage Programs


The U.S. President has the power to fundamentally lead and change our nation’s approach to promoting and securing sex education and in reducing disease burdens such as those caused by sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV. The Bush Administration has taken a decidedly backward and anti-science approach to these issues in its war on evidence-based prevention and in its dogged promotion of abstinence-only-until-marriage programs. The next President has an opportunity to reverse this harm. Below are the key positions of the three remaining presidential contenders on the issues of sex education, HIV prevention, and support for a national AIDS strategy. SIECUS believes that knowledge empowers and that in order to take part in the most sacred of democratic rituals—voting—advocates need to know the key positions of the candidates on these important issues so that voters can be fully informed and engaged.

Hillary Clinton
Comprehensive Sexuality Education, Abstinence-Only-Until-Marriage Programs
Senator Clinton is a co-sponsor of the Prevention First Act, which is a package of legislation that seeks to prevent unintended pregnancy and increase access to comprehensive contraceptive services and information. Of her co-sponsorship, the Senator notes that she, “support[s] abstinence-first programs, which send a strong message to young people that they should delay sexual activity,” and notes that she “also support[s] providing them with information about how to protect themselves from unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.”i
Senator Clinton says that she “will end the Bush administration's abstinence-only prevention policy, and instead, fund evidence-based HIV/AIDS prevention programs including, but not limited to, abstinence education as part of a comprehensive prevention message.”ii She notes that she has “called for redirecting funding from the Community-Based Abstinence Education Program to evidence-based prevention and sex education programs.”iii

HIV Prevention
Senator Clinton supports increasing domestic evidence-based prevention efforts to at least $1 billion annually.iv She says she “will work to give individuals the tools needed to protect themselves against HIV by supporting proven strategies and targeting those efforts to the populations most vulnerable to HIV infection.”v
Senator Clinton will “work to dramatically reduce the number of new HIV infections in this country and around the world. Our current prevention efforts have done little to lower the number of HIV infections, and we need to increase the ability of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to provide outreach, education, and awareness programs to reduce the incidence of HIV.”vi
She supports giving “young people age-appropriate information about HIV/AIDS and how to protect themselves against the disease, including by delaying sexual activity.”vii
Senator Clinton “will work to target culturally competent prevention efforts towards vulnerable populations that account for a disproportionate number of new infections,” and “will ensure that women, who account for more than one-quarter of all new HIV/AIDS infections in the U.S., have
the knowledge and tools necessary to protect themselves against HIV.”viii She “will address the disproportionate burden of HIV/AIDS among minority communities” and “will increase funding for the Minority AIDS Initiative and support the prevention and treatment efforts of minority-run community based organizations.”ix

National AIDS Strategy
According to Senator Clinton’s Plan To Fight HIV/AIDS at Home and Abroad, she will develop and implement a comprehensive national AIDS strategy. This plan will include “measurable goals, targets, and timelines for increasing evidence-based prevention and expanding effective treatment interventions, so that we can monitor and evaluate our efforts, expand what is working, and correct what is not. This single, comprehensive strategy will allow for better cooperation and more efficient and effective allocation of resources, so that we can stop and reverse the increases in HIV infection among vulnerable populations.”x

Barak Obama

Comprehensive Sexuality Education, Abstinence-Only-Until-Marriage Programs
Senator Obama supports comprehensive sex education that is age-appropriate.xi He is a co-sponsor of the Responsible Education About Life (REAL) Act, which would provide funding for comprehensive, medically accurate sexuality education.
Senator Obama is also a co-sponsor of the Prevention First Act, which is a package of legislation that seeks to prevent unintended pregnancy and increase access to comprehensive contraceptive services and information.
Senator Obama firmly opposes federal funding for abstinence-only-until-marriage programsxii and has stated that “it’s the right thing to do…to provide age-appropriate sex education, science-based sex education in schools.”xiii
He supports sex education for younger ages, particularly if it is age-appropriate, and has indicated that his position is based on the fact that age-appropriate comprehensive sex education includes such topics as learning the difference between appropriate and inappropriate touching to educate young children on what to do should they ever be faced with an abusive situation.xiv

HIV Prevention
Senator Obama states that in addition to assuring access to treatment, “we need to increase the focus on preventing new infections.” He notes, “We cannot keep pace with treatment needs if we don’t also focus on prevention. This means pursuing a strategy that relies on sound science and builds on what works.” He supports increasing federal appropriations for science-based, HIV-prevention programs.xv
At a 2006 World AIDS Day Summit at Saddleback Church in Orange County (CA) Obama stated, “Let me say this loud and clear: I don’t think that we can deny that there is a moral and spiritual component to prevention, that in too many places all over the world where HIV/AIDS is prevalent—including, by the way, right here in the United States—the relationship between men and women, between sexuality and spirituality, has broken down, and needs to be repaired.”xvi Of this speech, Obama noted at a presidential debate that, he is “willing to talk about AIDS at Saddleback Church to evangelicals and talk about why we need to have condom distribution to deal with the scourge of AIDS.”xvii

National AIDS Strategy
According to his Fighting HIV/AIDS Worldwide platform, Senator Obama is committed to developing a national HIV/AIDS strategy. Obama has pledged that, “in the first year of his presidency, he will develop and begin to implement a comprehensive national HIV/AIDS strategy that includes all federal agencies. The strategy will be designed to reduce HIV infections, increase access to care, and reduce HIV-related health disparities. His strategy will include measurable goals, timelines, and accountability mechanisms.”xviii


John McCain
Comprehensive Sexuality Education, Abstinence-Only-Until-Marriage Programs
Senator McCain has not cosponsored the Responsible Education About Life (REAL) Act or the Prevention First Act, the two major legislative initiatives in the Senate designed to establish the first-ever dedicated federal support for comprehensive sex education.
Senator McCain signed a letter in June 2007 to Chairman of the Senate Finance Committee Max Baucus and Ranking Member Charles Grassley supporting a straight-forward reauthorization of the Title V abstinence-only-until-marriage program and the continued distribution of $50 million dollars to programs that are required to teach only abstinence and marriage promotion and that censor important information about condoms and contraception.xix
In July 2006, Senator McCain voted against an amendment which would have invested in comprehensive sexuality education and teen pregnancy prevention initiatives, such as after-school programs for at-risk youth.xx
A statement from Senator McCain’s campaign noted that the Senator “strongly opposes efforts by the Democratic-controlled Congress to eliminate abstinence-only sex education classes for school-aged children. Senator McCain believes the correct policy for educating young children on this subject is to promote abstinence as the only safe and responsible alternative. To do otherwise is to send a mixed signal to children that, on the one hand they should not be sexually active, but on the other here is the way to go about it… to teach abstinence to children as it is the only truly safe and responsible policy. He is unequivocally opposed to Democrat-led efforts to eliminate federal funding for abstinence-only education in public schools.”xxi

HIV Prevention and a National AIDS Strategy
Senator McCain has not yet created a platform on HIV/AIDS nor has he yet pledged support for developing and implementing a national AIDS strategy.

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I didn't throw in the references (since it's long enough), but left the numbers. If anyone wants the reference, just let me know.

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#2 May 15 2008 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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It may be for download on their website or something too, I didn't check, sorry if the copy paste is kinda hard on the eyes.

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#3 May 15 2008 at 5:26 PM Rating: Decent
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So...Obama is good then, right?

Just tell me who to vote for.

Oh wait, I don't vote. :)

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#4 May 15 2008 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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So...Obama is good then, right?

Just tell me who to vote for.

Oh wait, I don't vote. :)



I hate you. I'm bored.

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#5 May 15 2008 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks Nexa. Good post.
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#6 May 15 2008 at 9:10 PM Rating: Good
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I think the point is that everybody knows that abstinence programs work, and Obama is clearly not up to speed with the cutting edge in Pregnancy Prevention.

Edited, May 16th 2008 1:14am by roippi
#7 May 15 2008 at 9:57 PM Rating: Decent
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roippi wrote:
I think the point is that everybody knows that abstinence programs work, and Obama is clearly not up to speed with the cutting edge in Pregnancy Prevention.

Edited, May 16th 2008 1:14am by roippi


Please tell me you're being facetious. My toddler broke my sarcasm radar today, and I wouldn't want to waste a good "you're an idiot" post when you weren't being serious to begin with.
#8 May 15 2008 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
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Due to lack of premium:

::rolleyes::
#9 May 15 2008 at 11:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Just how does an abstinence only program actually go anyways?

Teacher: Okay kids today we're gonna talk about sex!
Kids: Ohhh what's that teacher?
Teacher: It makes babies lol, but don't do it! Also, herpes.

My sex ed was pretty good I think. They more or less said something like, "Look guys, abstinence is the only 100% effective way to prevent all of this nasty **** from happening to you, but we know that most of you aren't going to care. In light of this, here are alternatives, like condoms, etc"

I'm not really sure whether that qualifies as abstinence only (since they did quite often mention how it was the only 100% way) or whether it would count as a comprehensive plan; I don't believe that it was what you'd call abstinence only, but I'm interested to hear what other people think a program like that is. Strangest thing is... I always thought that Georgia (where my middle school was) would have really strict abstinence programs.
#10 May 15 2008 at 11:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Um, will you be offended if I say: "OMG, America is Dooooooooooooooomed!"




Just....Smiley: jawdrop



Oh whoops! That'll teach me to only read the first sentence of every paragraph. For a moment there I thought ALL the candidates, including the Democrats, supported Abstinence only programs! Phew!

Edited, May 16th 2008 3:53am by Aripyanfar
#11 May 16 2008 at 3:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I knew it wouldn't be an issue on the Dem side, but I was curious to see if McCain's statement on AIDS would include something ridiculous, such as "Programs to Prevent Against Teh Ghey".

In other news, one of my interpreters went into an AIDS pt's room the other day and came back teling me she had to throw away her pen because she let him borrow it to sign a consent. I asked her if she was being facetious, and she looked at me very seriously and said, "I have children." Smiley: rolleyes

Anyone who thinks AIDS education isn't needed anymore is a moron.
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In other news, one of my interpreters went into an AIDS pt's room the other day and came back teling me she had to throw away her pen because she let him borrow it to sign a consent. I asked her if she was being facetious, and she looked at me very seriously and said, "I have children." Smiley: rolleyes

Anyone who thinks AIDS education isn't needed anymore is a moron.

How insulting. She could have just let the poor sod keep the pen.
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#13 May 16 2008 at 4:23 PM Rating: Default
I think abstinence-only education works just fine if people listen to it. Only time it doesn't work in preventing things is when the dumbasses go ahead and have sex anyway.

Edited, May 16th 2008 8:35pm by AlexanderrOfAsura
#14 May 16 2008 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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AlexanderrOfAsura wrote:
I think abstinence-only education works just fine if people listen to it. Only time it doesn't work in preventing things is when the dumbasses go ahead and have sex anyway.

Edited, May 16th 2008 8:35pm by AlexanderrOfAsura


Well, this would be the standpoint of those who think it "works" because it "should" "if only". Rather than worrying about that though, why don't we focus on the fact that it absolutely DOES NOT work because people DO have sex because it's a natural behavior of human beings since the dawn of time and attraction cares nothing for our arbitrary definitions of what is age appropriate.

Abstinence only education is absolutely shameful. It's allowed because we define minors as property and denying them the knowledge to make healthy decisions and protect themselves is a much beloved American right. I've actually heard parents say that they would be fine with their children getting AIDS if they had sex before marriage because that would be what they deserve. @#%^ing horrifying.

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Edited, May 16th 2008 8:53pm by Nexa
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#15 May 16 2008 at 4:57 PM Rating: Default
I could never get into the attitude of, "Well people are going to do it anyway, we might as well show them how to do it right". There are quite a few natural behaviors humans have, not all of them have a place in modern times.

If the children were taught that they shouldn't have sex before marriage, that bad things would result from it, then they go ahead and do it without any knowledge then they are f-ing stupid. If "Dont ****" is too difficult of a concept for them, how do you expect them to be able to handle buying/using condoms and birth control?
#16 May 16 2008 at 5:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I could never get into the attitude of, "Well people are going to do it anyway, we might as well show them how to do it right". There are quite a few natural behaviors humans have, not all of them have a place in modern times.

If the children were taught that they shouldn't have sex before marriage, that bad things would result from it, then they go ahead and do it without any knowledge then they are f-ing stupid. If "Dont @#%^" is too difficult of a concept for them, how do you expect them to be able to handle buying/using condoms and birth control?


I had no trouble buying or using birth control when I was a teenager, and I recognized that it would be the preference of my parents that I not have sex. I was fortunate enough though to have been in school in a place where abstinence only education hadn't taken over and I understood that there was a *benefit* to using birth control. There is a generation of teenagers right now where we find that they think that condoms are so ineffective as to be useless...a tactic employed by the abstinence only curriculum. Not only aren't our children being given the information they need to be healthy, they're being fed false information in the hopes that it will both frighten them into not having sex and to not take precautions if they do. Are any less children having sex now than before? Survey says no, and sometimes more, but with less knowledge of protection from pregnancy, HIV/AIDS or other STDs. Good work.

The point is that it doesn't matter what you think or feel about teenagers having sex. Denying them the tools to protect themselves because *you* think they should wait is beyond irresponsible, it's neglect at best and abuse at worst. People yell "protect the children" and then do the opposite. This would be a key reason that the U.S. has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the industrialized world.

Keep your misguided morality to yourself.

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I think abstinence-only education works just fine if people listen to it. Only time it doesn't work in preventing things is when the dumbasses go ahead and have sex anyway.


This is like saying that having more weapons to deter other countries from attacking you works fine, so long as the uppity bastards don't decide that they want to war against you anyway. It doesn't really work for most situations.

The only difference, of course, is that war is a bad thing and sex is a good thing!

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Hell I was one of those kids who decided to abstain from sex (though not other happy fun sexy time activities!) and I'm positive that my mother would have be okay with, or even endorsed, me getting closer with some high-school ladies, so long as I was safe about it. There is no reason why sexy fun times need be vilified so long as the people are capable of stopping the bad consequences of it. Pleasurable actions are only ever bad if they happen to result in more pain down the line. Non-procreative sex (given that the parties are either in an exclusive relationship, or don't have emotional attachments to sex such that they would need to be in one) has no bad consequences so long as you can prevent all of the nasty diseases and babies and such.

Edited, May 16th 2008 9:27pm by Pensive
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AlexanderrOfAsura wrote:
I could never get into the attitude of, "Well people are going to do it anyway, we might as well show them how to do it right". There are quite a few natural behaviors humans have, not all of them have a place in modern times.

If the children were taught that they shouldn't have sex before marriage, that bad things would result from it, then they go ahead and do it without any knowledge then they are f-ing stupid. If "Dont @#%^" is too difficult of a concept for them, how do you expect them to be able to handle buying/using condoms and birth control?


You're an idiot.

I could never get into the attitude of, "we should base our education on morality issues, like sex and drug use, on some abstract ideal rather than on what ACTUALLY WORKS to change behavior."



Especially given that most young people catch on to the fact that authority figures have been lying to them constantly while they were growing up; anyone who honestly expects most teens to obey when you tell them "don't ****" has a head full of marbles.



"Abstinence-only" sex ed has been proven to not only not work, but to be actually counterproductive, resulting in higher rates of teen pregnancy and sexually-transmitted infections, and at best having no effect on the rate of pre-marital sex.

On the other hand, comprehensive sex ed has been proven to result in lower rates of teen pregnancy and STIs.
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has been proven to not only not work


has been proven not only to not work

You don't mean it works, right?

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Oh, it's always semantics with you, Smash!

White man's burden. If only there were a clever, occasionally drunk English teacher to carry out this good work, I could return to wishing **** rape upon unsuspecting people's grandparents.

Oh, it is to dream.

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Oh, it's always semantics with you, Smash!

White man's burden. If only there were a clever, occasionally drunk English teacher to carry out this good work, I could return to wishing **** rape upon unsuspecting people's grandparents.

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Occasionally drunk?

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I think abstinence-only education works just fine if people listen to it. Only time it doesn't work in preventing things is when the dumbasses go ahead and have sex anyway.

Edited, May 16th 2008 8:35pm by AlexanderrOfAsura


If they are going and having sex anyway, then it ISN'T working, since the point of abstinence-only education is to promote...you guessed it...ABSTINENCE.

Abstinence works in preventing STIs and pregnancy, sure. And any responsible comprehensive sex ed program will make sure that point is made loud and clear. But there's not so much as a hangnail on the body of evidence that demonstrates any level of efficacy in abstinence-only sex ed actually promoting abstinence practices. Meanwhile, evidence has almost exclusively shown that not only does abstinence-only sex ed not result in people practicing abstinence, but that when these non-abstinent teens DO have sex, they are in fact less likely to practice safer sex. Most notably because they don't have any accurate information on how to do it or why it's necessary

It's great to have morals. It's great you want to pass them on to your kids. But is your moral stance worth gambling your child's future, health, even his or her life?
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Nexa wrote:
AlexanderrOfAsura wrote:
I think abstinence-only education works just fine if people listen to it. Only time it doesn't work in preventing things is when the dumbasses go ahead and have sex anyway.


Well, this would be the standpoint of those who think it "works" because it "should" "if only". Rather than worrying about that though, why don't we focus on the fact that it absolutely DOES NOT work because people DO have sex because it's a natural behavior of human beings since the dawn of time and attraction cares nothing for our arbitrary definitions of what is age appropriate.


Well, to be fair though, even the most strict abstinence only program doesn't simply teach you not to ever have sex. The objective is to teach teens not to have sex until they're "ready", specifically when they're hopefully married to the person they're going to have sex with.

We can also debate the likelihood of that happening, however it's a much more reasonable restriction then just saying "don't have sex... ever!".

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Abstinence only education is absolutely shameful. It's allowed because we define minors as property and denying them the knowledge to make healthy decisions and protect themselves is a much beloved American right.


Again. That's not what they teach. The objective isn't to prevent them from making decisions, but to encourage them to make the right one. At least until they get out of school and are an adult, and maybe have a bit more sense in their heads.

The counter argument is that if you tell teens "Well, you're going to do this anyway, so use a condom" isn't exactly a brilliant method either. You're giving them the excuse to "do it anyway", and hoping that they'll be responsible enough to use a condom in the process.


Most programs use a combination of the two. You encourage teens not to have sex while they are teens (the abstinence component of the program), and teach them about birth control, but in the context of "this is what you use to prevent babies and std later in life when you're old enough to make a good decision about sex". While we can speculate about whether teens can make good decisions sexually, I think the overwhelming evidence shows that they don't, regardless of what you teach them in sex-ed...
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The counter argument is that if you tell teens "Well, you're going to do this anyway, so use a condom" isn't exactly a brilliant method either. You're giving them the excuse to "do it anyway",


The idea that teenagers need an excuse to **** mesmerizes me when it comes from people who were formerly teenagers. Is your memory *really* that bad?
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While we can speculate about whether teens can make good decisions sexually, I think the overwhelming evidence shows that they don't, regardless of what you teach them in sex-ed...


No, the evidence shows if you give them condoms they use them. If you tell them how to use them correctly they use them correctly. If you don't, they get pregnant, not to mention STDs.

Fortunately for you, Nexa's got a busy weekend, so you'll be spared the clinical burning wrath of ten years of experience researching this subject.

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