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#52 Jan 08 2008 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.


Let be clear, though. I'd take a drunken McCain with a lobotomy over any of the other GOP options.

You know, just on the off choice that our party base puts forth the only unelectable candidate he could beat.

So, you know, unlikely.

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#53 Jan 08 2008 at 6:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
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Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.
McCain's greatest strength and biggest issue is his rock-solid willpower. If he felt a doody poking cotton, he would force that sucker to retreat by sheer dogged determination.


I suspect that he would force it to clean itself up and get a job, dammit.

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#54 Jan 08 2008 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
McCain's greatest strength and biggest issue is the fact that he looks like he has half a pound of baccy tucked in hes left cheek, or he has a serious tumor in his jaw
I noticed that too.
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#55 Jan 08 2008 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.


Let be clear, though. I'd take a drunken McCain with a lobotomy over any of the other GOP options.

You know, just on the off choice that our party base puts forth the only unelectable candidate he could beat.

So, you know, unlikely.



Stop. @#%^ing. Up. The. Election.

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Admins: Can't one of you mute him on election predictions? There's gotta be a way? Dana? Have pity for ****'s sake, I'm dying over here.

Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:18pm by Nexa
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#56 Jan 08 2008 at 6:18 PM Rating: Decent
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On another note:

WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE STILL PUT RALPH REED ON TV. He's like the Christian Right's **** Clark. He's got 15 years on me and looks like my kid brother. Also, clinically insane.

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#57 Jan 08 2008 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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As an aside, given the proximity of "John McCain" and "John McClaine", why doesn't he just say "Yippe-Ky-Ay MotherfUcker" and close the deal?

(OK - He'd look Shit in a blood-stained vest, but it'd be worth a shot, right?)
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#58 Jan 08 2008 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
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McCain's greatest strength and biggest issue is the fact that he looks like he has half a pound of baccy tucked in hes left cheek, or he has a serious tumor in his jaw
I noticed that too.
He has wicked skin cancer all over his face due to the gulag, dontcha know. He's a patriot!

Edited, Jan 8th 2008 8:20pm by Atomicflea
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#59 Jan 08 2008 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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Uh-oh. "Unpardonable foe"?
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#60 Jan 08 2008 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
Everyone loves a "maverick"!

(With the exception of the Conservative Base)
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#61 Jan 08 2008 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:

(OK - He'd look Shit in a blood-stained vest, but it'd be worth a shot, right?)


He'd probably think that was soooo 40 years ago...

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#62 Jan 08 2008 at 6:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Unpardonable foe"


He's actually going to go right into "Man of Lamancha" at the end.

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#63 Jan 08 2008 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
He has wicked skin cancer all over his face due to the gulag, dontcha know. He's a patriot!
I assumed it was caused by a Silver Star ricochet'ing off a river boat and digitally enhanced for Hilary's TV Ad campaign. . .
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#64 Jan 08 2008 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Clearly hammered.

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#65 Jan 08 2008 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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He's actually going to go right into "Man of Lamancha" at the end.
Better than "Return of the Mack", I suppose.

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#66 Jan 08 2008 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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He's actually going to go right into "Man of Lamancha" at the end.
My favoUrite line from El Quijote is when he reads so many romantic books in his library that "Se asequo el cerebro" Smiley: lol
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#67 Jan 08 2008 at 6:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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You'd drink too if you wanted to cheer but were unable to raise your arms above your head.

Nexa (she's cold as ice...)
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#68 Jan 08 2008 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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Johnny B. Good?

Hrm, the True John showed there for a while when he messed up his parting line and then got impatient when the crowd wouldn't let him say it to his taste.
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#69 Jan 08 2008 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, anyone find out what that stupid pizza-box thing Anderson Cooper was holding up during Iowa was? It kept projecting a pie chart over his face, and it was ridiculous. I haven't seen him use it yet for NH.
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#70 Jan 08 2008 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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Johnny B. Good?
Aww crap Smiley: glare

Now I have to ask - wtf is a 'gunny sack'? Smiley: confused
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#71 Jan 08 2008 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Hrm, the True John showed there for a while when he messed up his parting line and then got impatient when the crowd wouldn't let him say it to his taste.


I was going to post an anecdote, but discretion got the better of me.

Anyway, yes.

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#72 Jan 08 2008 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey, anyone find out what that stupid pizza-box thing Anderson Cooper was holding up during Iowa was? It kept projecting a pie chart over his face, and it was ridiculous.


John Stewart clearly paid them for that fodder.

http://stevesvideoblog.magnify.net/item/JBYFV4Q8JKMDND1H

He's terrified of it.



Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:33pm by Smasharoo
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#73 Jan 08 2008 at 6:32 PM Rating: Excellent
OOOhhh. Hillary just dropped to 39% while Obama's up to 37%.

It's odd to find politics exciting again.
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#74 Jan 08 2008 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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I was going to post an anecdote, but discretion got the better of me.
It's not the one you PM'd me "So there I was in Walmart wearing nothing but my speedos and a smile. . ." is it?

I love that story
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#75 Jan 08 2008 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Hey, anyone find out what that stupid pizza-box thing Anderson Cooper was holding up during Iowa was? It kept projecting a pie chart over his face, and it was ridiculous. I haven't seen him use it yet for NH.


I apparently missed this, but am always happy to hear more about Anderson Cooper.

I am drawn to him.

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#76 Jan 08 2008 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
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OOOhhh. Hillary just dropped to 39% while Obama's up to 37%.


Yeah, he's going to win cracky. Just not by enough.

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