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#52 Jul 03 2007 at 12:19 AM Rating: Good
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live and let live. have some fun while your here too if you can. as repressed as she probably was, she could have rocked your world. she wasnt presenting you with a problem, she was presenting you with an opertunity.

but, she was too busy trying to do you a favor, and you were too busy considering her a fool becuase she didnt see things the way you thought she should see them.

two blind people too hung up on themselves to see past themselves. you and her both ready to draw blood to create the world as each of you saw it should be created. that very sentiment passed between the two of you is exactly why we are killing people in the middle east right now. why man has been constantly at war with his fellow man since the beginning of time.

there is nothing wrong with the Bible and what it teaches. what is wrong is how we try to twist it to conform to the world we created for ourselves in our individual little minds. you tossed out you were gay becuase you were looking for a confrontation. it takes two to have a confrontation, doesnt it?

neither one of you were looking for an ameible end to the situation.

anyway, yes, the Bible takes a dim view on homosexuality.

but not for the reasons you may think. the Bible encourages us to love one another, be it our fellow man or our fellow woman. two men can love one another and be in perfect harmony with the teachings of the bible.

its about the sex. the bible condems sex for any other reason than creating life. hetero sexuals are just as much sinners as homosexuals if they enguage in sex for pleasure, and you know we do.

the differance is, heterosexuals can "pretend" to be in complaince, and homosexuals cant. they are blatantly displaying their sin before the world, where heterosexuals can hide it even though they are just as much the same sinner.

im a sinner. i wont lie. you cant lie. thats the only differance between us. you wave your sin around like a flag, while mine is hidden unless i choose to show it.

she was right. but she was just too blind to see it anywhere but the obviously flagerant examples thrown in her face by homosexuals. if she couls see it everywhere it was present, she wouldnt have said a peep. she would hve realized just how alone she actually was and she would have been very afraid......

anyway, its your after life. thats why we have free will. we can toss it away anytime we choose.

on a personel note.....i would rather do her fat, ignorant rightious **** than hame someones crap spread all over my groin. but thats just me. enjoy.


You get dumber every time you post, don't you? I don't CARE what she had to think or what her religion preaches, and I was infinitely polite to her at first, until pressed. I was NOT looking for a confrontation, I was looking for her to keep her spiritual beliefs to herself instead of spreading their taint all over me.

And I don't "wave my sin" all over the place, because I don't believe in "sin" and I don't believe that homosexuality falls into the "wrong" category. You can believe that nonsense if it helps you sleep at night, but I choose to believe in reason and logic.

Also, sex isn't a bad thing. You should try it sometime. And for the record, **** sex doesn't involve ***** if you, oh, I dunno, take a dump first. x.x
#53 Jul 03 2007 at 12:38 AM Rating: Default
If everyone just minded their own business, homosexuality, and abortion wouldn't be issues.



Imagine that.
#54 Jul 03 2007 at 3:26 AM Rating: Good
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That's one of those universe-destroying paradoxes, like Gay Gbaji or White Totem or Homely Flea. It's just wrong. It hurts my eyes.
Smiley: inlove Heya there yourself, shnookums. I see you're loving the South, there. You should have told that woman you weren't gay until you slept with her preacher.

As for faith, I don't get people who try to convert. You either have it and it brings you joy, or you don't and you don't know what you're missing.
#55 Jul 03 2007 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
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Saboruto wrote:
And for the record, **** sex doesn't involve ***** if you, oh, I dunno, take a dump first.


Ahhh, the romance of it all. Smiley: inlove
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#56 Jul 03 2007 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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Saboruto wrote:
And for the record, **** sex doesn't involve ***** if you, oh, I dunno, take a dump first.


My heart is all a-flutter now.
#57 Jul 03 2007 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Also, sex isn't a bad thing. You should try it sometime. And for the record, **** sex doesn't involve ***** if you, oh, I dunno, take a dump first. x.x


Well, A. I'm married so sex isn't an option anymore and B. That was funny as hell man.

Btw, if you want an invite to TiNFS, you actually need to have a character on Meneldor and list it ******! (j/k) Then look for Flosli as well when yer on. I'm usually out beating up on the locals and making a mess of things :)
#58 Jul 03 2007 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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And for the record, **** sex doesn't involve ***** if you, oh, I dunno, take a dump first.


Unless it's on their chest.
#59 Jul 03 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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And then I threw a bible at her. Somehow, surely by the grace of her God, I managed to miss her girth and it hit the floor instead. She shrieked and went waddling down the aisle to the front door at a blistering, break-neck amble.


So Sabo, it's true that you catch better than you pitch.

I'm sorry for the awful joke but I couldn't help myself.

What a lousy day at work. I've yet to encounter that type of person in my place of work and hope that I never have to.
#60 Jul 03 2007 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Eeesh, dude. Sad to hear that you had to deal with that dumb ***** On the bright side, though, her running out of that bookstore is about the most exercise she's done in probably the last decade! You are definitely giving back to the community.



Oh, and you rock, Moe!




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Oh, Sabo. NixNot is trying to dethrone you. Smiley: laugh Or well...just about did in OoT. Asylum knows who it's rightful flower-power is, though!

Edited, Jul 3rd 2007 3:23pm by Exodus
#61 Jul 03 2007 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Should have reminded her that gluttony is a sin Smiley: schooled
#62 Jul 03 2007 at 11:26 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, I haven't read this whole thread, so forgive me if this has been brought up, but what is it about you that a perfectly anonymous female stranger looks at you and asks you if you are a ****, Sab? Do you radiate gay vibes like that dude in ***** Eye for the Straight Guy or have you been brushing your teeth with so many ***** that your mouth has permanently assumed the form and shape of an ingested phallus?

Second question: When you read a Bible-- any Bible --just how do you get around the explicit prohibition against homosexuality (assuming you give Scriptures moral authority)? Mind you, I think that most people give gayness an out of proportion sinful-ality than any other sin, but I suspect it's just the issue of fecal matter that causes that.

The reason I ask this is if someone asks for a Bible I'd think it's an understood issue that they'd believe homosexuality is a sin. If that's the case, then why get upset at them for what they presumably would automatically believe? That's like being angry at Liberals for being idiots. There's no need to get upset at them, it's just a handicap they operate under, like myopia or small d1ckidness. They can't help it, it's just they way they were born.

Totem

Edited, Jul 4th 2007 3:27am by Totem
#63 Jul 04 2007 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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He was humoring her at first, it was only when he didn't want to answer the "are you gay?" question that things turned for the worse.
#64 Jul 04 2007 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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At least she was a friendly Evangelist. She called you a "good soul."


#65 Jul 04 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Ok, I haven't read this whole thread, so forgive me if this has been brought up, but what is it about you that a perfectly anonymous female stranger looks at you and asks you if you are a ****, Sab? Do you radiate gay vibes like that dude in ***** Eye for the Straight Guy or have you been brushing your teeth with so many ***** that your mouth has permanently assumed the form and shape of an ingested phallus?

Second question: When you read a Bible-- any Bible --just how do you get around the explicit prohibition against homosexuality (assuming you give Scriptures moral authority)? Mind you, I think that most people give gayness an out of proportion sinful-ality than any other sin, but I suspect it's just the issue of fecal matter that causes that.

The reason I ask this is if someone asks for a Bible I'd think it's an understood issue that they'd believe homosexuality is a sin. If that's the case, then why get upset at them for what they presumably would automatically believe? That's like being angry at Liberals for being idiots. There's no need to get upset at them, it's just a handicap they operate under, like myopia or small d1ckidness. They can't help it, it's just they way they were born.

Totem

Edited, Jul 4th 2007 3:27am by Totem


Even idiots are subject to a limit. Once the liberals have everyone going underground to escape global warming, someone is going to have to step in. It seemed a frustrating experience enough for the book at least. He should've said he missed on purpose though, just to frighten her.

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#66REDACTED, Posted: Jul 05 2007 at 7:17 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You get dumber every time you post, don't you? I don't CARE what she had to think or what her religion preaches, and I was infinitely polite to her at first, until pressed. I was NOT looking for a confrontation, I was looking for her to keep her spiritual beliefs to herself instead of spreading their taint all over me.
#67 Jul 05 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Decent
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WOW!

Hi Shadow, ain't had to sift through one of your posts in a couple years now...I think...

((Soul pukes in recognition))

Yeah, that's what that felt like.
Now I remember. You're the guy that made my soul puke.
#68 Jul 05 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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mans mantra since the beginning of time. creating God in our own immage, and challenging anyone who opposes our view of perfection.

she was doing it. you were doing it. like i said, it takes TWO people to have a confrontation. sooo many ways you could have handened that better if you were not so hung up on YOURSELF. even if she couldnt see past HERSELF.


Somehow I doubt you would be so open-minded if the ultra-religious woman had come in hear crying about the nasty homosexual and his violence inspired by the devil.
#69 Jul 05 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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Sabo, if we knew your toon's name, we could add you to our friends list & see when you log in to shoot you an invite. There are always officers on. Pretty much everyone is an officer.
#70 Jul 05 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sabo, if we knew your toon's name, we could add you to our friends list & see when you log in to shoot you an invite. There are always officers on. Pretty much everyone is an officer.



Hope you all didn't boot me! Just haven't had time to play in a bit, but I actually have an interest in playing the game. Just have to make the time.
#71 Jul 05 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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What??!! No ***** ?
#72 Jul 06 2007 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Hope you all didn't boot me! Just haven't had time to play in a bit, but I actually have an interest in playing the game. Just have to make the time.
I don't think we have . . . yet. We have been wondering if you were ever coming back though!
#73 Jul 07 2007 at 1:06 AM Rating: Decent
I think that we are all missing one important question here,

why would a god-fearing woman come to buy a bible in the first place? shouldn't she have like, 20 or so of them already?
#74 Jul 07 2007 at 5:02 AM Rating: Decent
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It was however a more entertaining read than the monstrosity "written" by that Smith dude, people must be really really stupid to fall for that sh*t



Unfortunately, those who do at this point are either quite gullible or have been in the church for generations...like certain parts of my family. Nice people though...
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#75 Jul 07 2007 at 5:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yanari wrote:
Sabo, if we knew your toon's name, we could add you to our friends list & see when you log in to shoot you an invite. There are always officers on. Pretty much everyone is an officer.



Hope you all didn't boot me! Just haven't had time to play in a bit, but I actually have an interest in playing the game. Just have to make the time.


I don't think we boot people unless they're naughty
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#76 Jul 08 2007 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Went into a "Bargain Books" yesterday, which is probably even cheaper and trashier than Books-a-Million.

Anyway, the ambient music being piped in was instrumental church standards, and they had a specific section for "Christian Fiction" (which I pointed out was redundant).


Must be something about cheap books that attracts the goddies.

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