Why one shouldn't make threads at 3 AMFollow

it's times like this, when I should be asleep but am not, that I can't help but wonder about things that should probably not b wondered about. and then i inflict them on the unwilling public at large. mwahaahhahaha

I'm so going to nuke this tomorrow.

Why do the always include AOL Cd's with the high end PC tech magazines? do they actually think anyone who reads computer shopper is going to use AOL? or do they think we all just need coasters?

And why are they called coasters? it seems like their purpose in existance is to keep drinks from slideing around marring expensive bar tops, not to make them coast better. If i ever own a bar, i'm going to implement a teflon coaster only policy, then we'll have some fun!

Ever wonder what would happen if you coated a cat in teflon and put it on a linolium floor along with one of those rolly ball with a tail and a motor inside things? I think after about 2 hours it would go insane and explode in a shower of fur and purple bits best left undescribed in minute gorey intestinal detail.

Would people be against nuclear weapons if instead of being radioactive, they just turned everyone inside the blast radius purple for 8 years?

Did you know that if you boil a can of sweatened condensed milk, you can make pudding?

This would be more annoying if I made a new post for each one of these.

I think jophiel has a post submitting monkey. He's secretly trained it to press the button, and has cleverly created a post content generator using thousands of variables blatently stolen from the NSA tracking database. I should build one of those

I actually did have an autopost macro at one point, which was never used. it was back when i was only a 600 poster or something like that on the UBB forums. I asked allakhazam if i could use it, and was told if I did he'd reset my post count to 0. so I didn't. But it was fun to make.

There is some wierd **** on TV at 3:25 Am

Why are you still reading this?

Why am I still writing this?

Have you ever noticed that if you flip a spoon laden with peanut butter, it always lands peanut butter side down? What's up with that?

I think one of my fish is plotting to kill me. The paradise fish keeps watching me out of the corner of it's evil, evil eyes.

I need to buy a better target recurve bow. The limbs on my curent PSE bow are not in the best shape, and the 55# draw really starts messing with my accuracy after 30 or so shots.

But I think before that it's time to upgrade the ol' computer. I'm thinking SLI and water cooling.

I need to go on vacation. Everyone I know in both jobs is going to europe or asia.

Did i hit submit post already?

I wonder what it would look like if you sat a duck ona keyboard and then scared it with a really loud noise? probably somehting like this?

:OIJRG:OSJOIRJGOISJOG:IE$OIjfdigh joishjfgowirjgowirejowegjjkfglksj fdgoiwrejoijropgijerogihegjskjthbkjnrtttt

Then the keyboard would be messy.

I wonder what ever happened to the people that aren't here. We should make up embarrising stories about the ones I don't know about, like how Mren was eaten by carniverous hamsters, or how Tormentcia one day imploded. Then there are the people who left that I do know why but you don't. I should write those up someday. at this point I don't think they would mind.

I wonder where the forum will be in another 6 years? Will any of you still be here? will here be here? what is here?

If they ever declare the internet to be a legal political entity, would the titles I issued to everyone that wanted them back in UBB be valid? That would be cool

I wish i could get rid of this damn ear infection so i can go diveing again. it's been 3 god damn months and the medicine does nothing! I hate kaiser. they suck

ok, I'm done.

no, wait

ok, now I am. just checking

I'm told if you print it out and read it upside down, or turn your monitor upside down, or stand on your head, and then read it, you can see the secret hidden code message that has the cure for cancer in it.

OMFGZorzz

/runs to find the secret stash of Snickers Bars hidden under the 3rd Baobab tree by the small cave inbetween the 2 lap-dancing bars.

Arrrgghhhh!!!! red text! it burns my bloodshot sleep depraved eyes! Damn you to hell! Kao smash!

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Shroom much?

Perhaps for you. However, nows she's going to make fun of you to all your co-workers and tell them how you left her unfulfilled.

I wouldn't know this from experiance, of course.

Cause there good for skeet (how ever u spell it lol) shooting

Kao, you need to sleep less and post more!

You should tell her about it. In details.

Edited, Sun May 28 20:47:30 2006 by drskipper

I would have sworn you were using it regularly back then.

If not, I was shortly thereafter.

You did not have four stars when I started posting.

I thoguht someone had ubb posts for perusing awhile ago?