Apparently, this 7 yr. old kid wants to swim the Alcatraz trek (the one that the Alcatraz escapees tried to swim--from Alcatraz to San Francisco) After closer reading, I found out he's actually attempting to do it today. Who knows, he might be trying it right now.
Link:
http://www.azcentral.com/community/glendale/articles/0520gl-swim0520Z18.html
So.
Think he'll drown?
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Looks like he made it. Good for him.
Masmune wrote:
Think he'll drown?
In other news, my 7yr old watched 16 straight hours of cartoons the other day. Can't do *that* from some stupid ocean.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
One Thanksgiving I watched 12 straight hours of an X-Files marathon.
Jophiel wrote:
In other news, my 7yr old watched 16 straight hours of cartoons the other day. Can't do *that* from some stupid ocean.
Well, I let my 7 yr old run my mule around FFXI the other day for a few hours. And it rained in the zone she was in too. Ha!
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
In other news, my 7yr old watched 16 straight hours of cartoons the other day. Can't do *that* from some stupid ocean.
Well, I let my 7 yr old run my mule around FFXI the other day for a few hours. And it rained in the zone she was in too. Ha!
oh yeah? Well my 4 year old has his own toons in WoW and EQ2 and while not being able to type to the nonstop guild/group requests, he has leveled his toons up to 10 on his own!!!
I bet people think hes a gold farmer
Lady DSD wrote:
oh yeah? Well my 4 year old has his own toons in WoW and EQ2 and while not being able to type to the nonstop guild/group requests, he has leveled his toons up to 10 on his own!!!
I knew you were going to say this! 
Well...my kittens will step on my keyboard(s) enough for unexpected results, from clicking random links to powering off.
I really wouldn't be surprised if they'd manage to log onto my EQ account long enough to get someone killed.
I really wouldn't be surprised if they'd manage to log onto my EQ account long enough to get someone killed.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
My super sperm were wasted yet again last night. They had a long swim but, ended up getting nowhere(Thank you birth control). I'm hoping for a repeat tonigt.
Edited, Mon May 22 18:28:42 2006 by fenderputy
Edited, Mon May 22 18:28:42 2006 by fenderputy
When I was 7 I had to write a "how to" essay for some class so I detailed how to obtain uranium and build a nuclear weapon. I tried to explain how to build a thermonuclear one actually, but my grasp of the physics involved just wasnt sufficent.
Really.
Got an A!
Really.
Got an A!
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Smasharoo wrote:
When I was 7 I had to write a "how to" essay for some class so I detailed how to obtain uranium and build a nuclear weapon. I tried to explain how to build a thermonuclear one actually, but my grasp of the physics involved just wasnt sufficent.
Really.
Got an A!
Really.
Got an A!
Sucker.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I made a cheesey papier-mache volcano and failed miserably at the science fair.
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
When I was 7 I had to write a "how to" essay for some class so I detailed how to obtain uranium and build a nuclear weapon. I tried to explain how to build a thermonuclear one actually, but my grasp of the physics involved just wasnt sufficent.
Really.
Got an A!
Really.
Got an A!
Sucker.
I've got you beat. I made a small figure of Franklin D. Roosevelt out of the cardboard on the inside of a toilet paper roll.
I got an A, too. I think my parents paid off the teacher.
Edited, Mon May 22 18:45:45 2006 by Eske
I was writing inane dribble and childish nonsense with a bit of potty humour, preparing for my future.
Feckin' slackers.
When I was 7 I was busy hooking up with Nerissa (seriously, that was her name) and whoopin' *** in the school spelling bee and geography bee, winning both. The smart 'smart kids' knew better than to waste their time on useless crap like science projects and homework and instead got to ditch class and go hang out in the higher learning program.
Damn I wish I was a kid again.
When I was 7 I was busy hooking up with Nerissa (seriously, that was her name) and whoopin' *** in the school spelling bee and geography bee, winning both. The smart 'smart kids' knew better than to waste their time on useless crap like science projects and homework and instead got to ditch class and go hang out in the higher learning program.
Damn I wish I was a kid again.
Suck it ******* im still a kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited, Tue May 23 09:18:54 2006 by Zurckoneos
Edited, Tue May 23 09:18:54 2006 by Zurckoneos
Zurckoneos wrote:
Suck it ******* im still a kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited, Tue May 23 09:18:54 2006 by Zurckoneos
Edited, Tue May 23 09:18:54 2006 by Zurckoneos
Really, you don't say.
So which of those seven words confused you that you needed to edit this post? Or was it the fourteen exclamation points?
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