Wow so the secret to success is magick. Who knew? The Wiccans do!
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What is your favorite type of magic? This way, we can send you exactly the type of magick that you want!
[ ] Black Magick [ ] White Magick
[ ] Black Magick [ ] White Magick
What if I don't know the difference between the two? Is one good and the other evil? What are the pros and cons? How would I know which type of magick I want? I just want to be rich and powerful WITHOUT sacrificing blood or selling my soul.
So now I can enlarge my *****, get free xboxes and become rich, powerful, and successful by using magick. I just need to fork over $50 for these free secrets. And it's a limited offer so I need to hurry. They said they would only offer it to the first 250 people so if I miss it I have to wait a year (that's what they tell me on their site buahahahhaha).
Cheesy marketing gimmicks and big bold letters telling me what I want but not giving me the means to get it, at least until I fork over some of my hard earned cash, God bless the internets.
