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Touche.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I had one girl who thought it was a good idea to try to stick her tounge down the hole of the captain. It was very confusing in that I'm still not sure if I was enjoying the sensation or if it was a combination thing, or what. In the end I realized it wasn't going to make me climax so I pulled her off and got to bumpin' uglies.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I have never had a bad ********.
Jonwin wrote:
I have never had a bad ********.
WTG Elne Clare!
So Nobby, ya get some on Saturday night?
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
So Nobby, ya get some on Saturday night?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Darkflame, My statement was not to imply that I get oral from Elne Clare.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Jonwin wrote:
Darkflame, My statement was not to imply that I get oral from Elne Clare.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Wait, is that the one that's connected to the SS and get's ex-lovers killed?
Forget I asked.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Jonwin wrote:
Darkflame, My statement was not to imply that I get oral from Elne Clare.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Wait, is that the one that's connected to the SS and get's ex-lovers killed?
Forget I asked.
Jonwin says yes very :)
And it's the younger sister who currently is free at this time.
Though I would rather she get a job, go to school and learn to get by on her own for awhile.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Jonwin wrote:
Darkflame, My statement was not to imply that I get oral from Elne Clare.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Remember her daughter reads this board on occasion and really doesnt want to know certain things.
Wait, is that the one that's connected to the SS and get's ex-lovers killed?
Forget I asked.
Jonwin says yes very :)
And it's the younger sister who currently is free at this time.
Though I would rather she get a job, go to school and learn to get by on her own for awhile.
Sooo, is she into long distance relationships with creepy internet guys?
My worst ******* also happens to be my best. The lady was up to the task, and exceedingly skilled, but I was stoned off my ***, so I couldn't really enjoy it.
ElneClare wrote:
Though I would rather she get a job, go to school and learn to get by on her own for awhile.
That was begging to be FIXED
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Elderon the Wise wrote:
"worst blow-job" Oxymoron of the week.
You've obviously never had a "toother".
Sheesh, you guys talk like teeth are a bad thing!
Worst one ever? Hmmm.
I used to go to this Christian College for basketball. Those girls were either clueless or professionals. One girl thought you really just sucked on it. Sort of like it was a pacifier. There were no hands, no ball caressing, no tongue lashing, no licking, no bobbing up and down and defiantly no DPL tickling. I had to refrain from laughing out loud.
I used to go to this Christian College for basketball. Those girls were either clueless or professionals. One girl thought you really just sucked on it. Sort of like it was a pacifier. There were no hands, no ball caressing, no tongue lashing, no licking, no bobbing up and down and defiantly no DPL tickling. I had to refrain from laughing out loud.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Worst one ever? Hmmm.
I used to go to this Christian College for basketball. Those girls were either clueless or professionals. One girl thought you really just sucked on it. Sort of like it was a pacifier. There were no hands, no ball caressing, no tongue lashing, no licking, no bobbing up and down and defiantly no DPL tickling. I had to refrain from laughing out loud.
I used to go to this Christian College for basketball. Those girls were either clueless or professionals. One girl thought you really just sucked on it. Sort of like it was a pacifier. There were no hands, no ball caressing, no tongue lashing, no licking, no bobbing up and down and defiantly no DPL tickling. I had to refrain from laughing out loud.
So in other words, she should have watched your avatar to get a clue?Yanari the Puissant wrote:
Sheesh, you guys talk like teeth are a bad thing!
take your index finger of one hand, place your index and thumb's nails from the other hand on it, squeeze a lil bit and scrape it up and down.
Multiply that sensation by about 10 or so.
teeth = bad
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Worst one ever? Hmmm.
I used to go to this Christian College for basketball. Those girls were either clueless or professionals. One girl thought you really just sucked on it. Sort of like it was a pacifier. There were no hands, no ball caressing, no tongue lashing, no licking, no bobbing up and down and defiantly no DPL tickling. I had to refrain from laughing out loud.
I used to go to this Christian College for basketball. Those girls were either clueless or professionals. One girl thought you really just sucked on it. Sort of like it was a pacifier. There were no hands, no ball caressing, no tongue lashing, no licking, no bobbing up and down and defiantly no DPL tickling. I had to refrain from laughing out loud.
So in other words, she should have watched your avatar to get a clue?That or a Sharon Stone movie.
Some fellas like teeth. That's all I'm sayin'!
I don't mind a little tooth, but then again I'm so chiseled she'd be likely to chip one.
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
Some fellas like teeth. That's all I'm sayin'!
Someone was just trying to get you to try again.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
The worst blow-job?
No blow-job
No blow-job
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