You know how it is, you're in bed with the tart you call your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend when you want them to do somethin a lil special to your junk.
So, what name do you use to refer to your...parts under the hood?
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I call mine 'ace'.
I've got a pair of aces.
I've got a pair of aces.
My better half.
I know it's not food but, it's what I've named him.
I know it's not food but, it's what I've named him.
Bodhisattva.
Actually, it's Stab.
Edited, Fri May 5 15:17:16 2006 by Barkingturtle
Actually, it's Stab.
Edited, Fri May 5 15:17:16 2006 by Barkingturtle
Wang Chung and his two friends, left and right.
Moses, he parts the red seas.
The General or the Five Star General
Di[Aqua][/Aqua]ck-n-ballz.
Holy Hot Rod and his Band of Brothers.
'lil Eldy and the Gang.
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
'lil Eldy and the Gang.
If I ever do decide to name my junk I'm pretty sure I won't be using the word "'lil" in it.
Ya, quite sure about that.
My DiCk
Vulgar and to the point.
Vulgar and to the point.
Quote:
If I ever do decide to name my junk I'm pretty sure I won't be using the word "'lil" in it.
Like my man J.C., I roll with the truth.
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
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If I ever do decide to name my junk I'm pretty sure I won't be using the word "'lil" in it.
Like my man J.C., I roll with the truth.
I'm still in denial.
I'm so white
Hammer...my right hand is Thor...
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I had an ex that called his the Virgin Marauder. I dumped him after he told me that.
I can't imagine naming my *****, that just seems weird. It's not a separate entity, it's still part of me. That'd be like a girl naming each of her breasts. Just weird...
King Driftwood wrote:
Hammer...my right hand is Thor...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
That'd be like a girl naming each of her breasts. Just weird...
<========== Left one is Triscuit, Right one is Biscuit.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
That'd be like a girl naming each of her breasts. Just weird...
<========== Left one is Triscuit, Right one is Biscuit.
I'll bring the sausage gravy baby!
Aegis wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
That'd be like a girl naming each of her breasts. Just weird...
<========== Left one is Triscuit, Right one is Biscuit.
I'll bring the sausage gravy baby!
Please tell me the sausage isn't made of
. 
Wee Willy Winkie?
Oh sorry, I was briefly fantasizing about Elderon.
Anyway, sometimes I randomly refer to my girlie-parts as my "magic muffin." No significance, just started doing it one day.
"Hey buddy!"
Only hot chikas can make him respond though.
Only hot chikas can make him respond though.
I had an ex that joked about naming his Stanley...after the power drill.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
<========== Left one is Triscuit, Right one is Biscuit.
Is that my left or your left?
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