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#1 Apr 27 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Remember the legal case in London where The Holy Blood & The Holy Grail authors claimed Dan Brown nicked their ideas?

Well the judge, Peter Smith QC, has a sense of humoUr.

Linky to his formal judgement (quite a chunky pdf download)

In the "Setting the Scene" section you might notice some apparently random italics. Not so random if you check Smiley: sly

Later on are more, but these seem to be coded. . . .

It'th a Mythtery! If anyone's into that sort of thing it might be an amusing challenge.
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#2 Apr 27 2006 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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You kids pay your judges to be witty?
#3 Apr 27 2006 at 1:22 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You kids pay your judges to be witty?
But of course.

A British judge found a defendant Guilty. The defendent shouted to the Judge "You Cu[/Beige]nt!"

The judge replied "Hmm. After I've sentenced you I'm going home where my wife will have cooked dinner. We'll probably enjoy a nice bottle of wine, and perhaps she might entertain me in our soft, comfortable bed.
You, on the other hand, are going to prison. Now which one of us is the Cu[Beige]
nt?"

Smiley: lol

Can't be ***** finding the link but it was on the news recently.
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#4 Apr 27 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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I think if one of our judges did this; he would be accused of favoring the Defendent or something.
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#5 Apr 27 2006 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You kids pay your judges to be witty?
But of course.

A British judge found a defendant Guilty. The defendent shouted to the Judge "You Cu[/Beige]nt!"

The judge replied "Hmm. After I've sentenced you I'm going home where my wife will have cooked dinner. We'll probably enjoy a nice bottle of wine, and perhaps she might entertain me in our soft, comfortable bed.
You, on the other hand, are going to prison. Now which one of us is the Cu[Beige]
nt?"

Smiley: lol

Can't be ***** finding the link but it was on the news recently.

MIght need to become an expat, I. Smiley: laugh
#6 Apr 27 2006 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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I got M-Y-T-H...then got bored and gave up.


#7 Apr 27 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Our judges are paid to be witty too:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0306061billy1.html

Judge Leif M. Clark wrote:

Before the court is a motion entitled “Defendant’s Motion to Discharge Response to Plaintiff’s Response to Defendant’s Response Opposing Objection to Discharge.”
[...]
The Defendant’s motion is accordingly denied for being incomprehensible. 1






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Or, in the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler’s title character in the movie, “Billy Madison,” after Billy Madison had responded to a question with an answer that sounded superficially reasonable but lacked any substance,

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote.

#8 Apr 27 2006 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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#9 Apr 27 2006 at 5:34 PM Rating: Default
trickybeck wrote:
I got M-Y-T-H...then got bored and gave up.


For some reason I can just picture you an inch from your screen trying to figure out "THE NEXt FUC[Darkcyan][/Darkcyan]KING LETTER!" Smiley: lol
#10 Apr 28 2006 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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Smithy Code Jackie Fisher who are you Dreadnought

So now we know Smiley: confused
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