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#52 Apr 28 2006 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
Miami sunlight can sometimes tear through even name-brand sunblocks. Specially on a bright bright cloudless day at the beach.

All I have to say is: ow


I will be in Curacao this June for a week or so. Apparently they are 4 degrees off the equator. Think I may need paint to prevent burning.
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#53 Apr 28 2006 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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I'll end up having some sort of Zebra effect.


Yup

I don't tan in the sun ( just get lobsterized )...I don't tan in the tanner...

Pasty White 4 life!
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#54 Apr 28 2006 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tanning is bad for you. If you must have a tan, use a self tanning lotion or something. Cancer and premature aging aren't worth it.

Read: if you don't like my pale-*** self, tough ****.

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#55 Apr 28 2006 at 4:37 PM Rating: Default
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So someone called me a sock.
I've been waiting for that.

Yes, I'm short on posts. Yes, I am bouncing on and off of scholar status. (on for post value, off cause I'm a foreigner, and you react with hostility to what you see as an intruder)

But I promise you, I am not a sock. I am an Idaho podunk.

What evidence do you need to convince yourself? I'll provide anything resonable, and free to supply.



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#56 Apr 28 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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So someone called me a sock.
I've been waiting for that.


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#57 Apr 28 2006 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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I'd sling some gravy across her grill while making her sing La Marseillaise, the naughty wench.

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#58 Apr 28 2006 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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sock or cu[Aqua][/Aqua]nt.

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#59 Apr 28 2006 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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"Nair to the rescue! Quit being such a *****! Other guys do it! I'm sure Totem is one of them!" --Katie

As a matter of fact, I do shave my arms, so as better to see my ebony musculature ripple when pumping iron in The Yard.

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#60 Apr 28 2006 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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Nair to the rescue! Quit being such a puss[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]y! Other guys do it! I'm sure Totem is one of them!



Smiley: laugh Do you have any idea exactly how much nair we're talking about, here?

I'd probably down a whole bottle just to end up with stubs in about a week.

Smiley: mad
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#61 Apr 28 2006 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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Tanning is bad for you. If you must have a tan, use a self tanning lotion or something. Cancer and premature aging aren't worth it.

Read: if you don't like my pale-*** self, tough sh*t.

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What she said.
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#62 Apr 28 2006 at 10:08 PM Rating: Good
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I must say her music is a big steaming pile of Euro-pop though. The nouveau-disco thing is something that is uniquely awful to a supposedly sophisticated society. Listening to that stuff must make those Frenchies crave some German **** shoved up their a$$. In the second vid it is quite apparent she has had some stripper training.

Personally, I'd stuff her mouth with some Alabama Black Snake and crank up the Lamb of God.

Totem



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#63 Apr 29 2006 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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Just play WoW and you can watch her shake her *** like that all the time.
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#64 Apr 29 2006 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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E_odus wrote:
I'd probably down a whole bottle just to end up with stubs in about a week.

Smiley: mad



You... you do know that you aren't supposed to drink it, right?

Of course you did, silly me.
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#65 Apr 29 2006 at 12:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
I must say her music is a big steaming pile of Euro-pop though. The nouveau-disco thing is something that is uniquely awful to a supposedly sophisticated society. Listening to that stuff must make those Frenchies crave some German **** shoved up their a$$. In the second vid it is quite apparent she has had some stripper training.

You listen to her? I didn't even realize there was supposed to be music. It's like watching Charmed muted - all eye-candy. When I can see Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan prancing about in mini-halter tops, why bother listening to them?
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#66 Apr 29 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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...Rose McGowan prancing about in mini-halter tops, why bother listening to them?
Am I the only one that thinks Rose is a pale, too skinny whiney bïtch? I have NO physical attraction to her at all.

But I will agree about Alyssa Milano. Daaaaaaaaaamn.
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