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#1 Apr 26 2006 at 10:19 PM Rating: Good
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Kevin Costner tries for a happy ending

So I got thinking, what could be some alternate names for some of the (god awful) films he has made?
  • Field of Creams
  • Pull Durham
  • Prances Without Clothes
  • Rubbin Hood: Prince of Squeeze
  • The Touchable
  • Wyatt Jerk
  • Message oozing down the side of a Bottle
  • The Bodyguard... [i]who dropped his towel and ********************
    [li]For Love of the Goo
  • The Upside of dropping your towel and *****************
    [li]Rumor Has It... He Jacked off In a Massage Parlor
  • A Perfect Whack

    • Got any others?

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    #2 Apr 26 2006 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
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    #3 Apr 26 2006 at 10:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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    #4 Apr 26 2006 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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    #5 Apr 26 2006 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
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    Thirteen Strokes

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    #6 Apr 26 2006 at 11:13 PM Rating: Good
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    The Bootyguard
    Wyatt Slurp
    Testiesman
    Night Shaft
    Ruptured Nuis
    Bull Didhim
    3000 Miles to Sailorland
    Amazing Strokes: Book One
    JFK (**** from Knutts)




    Edited, Thu Apr 27 00:17:18 2006 by Elderon
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    #7 Apr 27 2006 at 5:09 AM Rating: Good
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    Sizzle Beach, U.S.A.


    Oh wait...that's an actual title.


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    #8 Apr 27 2006 at 5:30 AM Rating: Decent
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    Tiny Cup.









    ...what?


    edit:dammit, stupid keys and not doing anything.

    Edited, Thu Apr 27 07:29:09 2006 by Feba
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    #9 Apr 27 2006 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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    The British tribunal initially put a gag order on the case, refusing to divulge the identity of alleged happy ender.


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