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the only place where I actually enjoyed a martini. I got very tipsy on their pineapple martinis
/Derail on
Why do women insist on drinking fruity drinks and then feel justified in stating that they enjoy the real thing?
pineapple martini <> martini
white zin <> wine
strawberry margarita <> margarita
Nothing personal, DSD. Its just symptomatic of your gender (and the men walking around the "fruited" plain with sh;t covered shlongs). If you're going to have a drink, have the drink. If you insist on ******** with it, don't tell us you like the drink. I don't doubt one bit that the kool-aid flavored versions go down easier, and I am sure that they assist in you going down easier, but for f'uck's sake, its not a god damned martini if you have to put pineapple in it.
/Derail off
The Capitol Grill in Minneapolis has a 10 gallon glass jar on their bar filled top to bottom with cleaned pineapples marinating in Stoli. Make nicey with the slightly chubby barmaid and your smaple shot may become bottomless. You can go from 0 to hammered without tasting the alcohol in about 5 minutes.