Theres a place and a time for everything.Follow

So i'm at a party last night, that I'm pretty m uch still drunk from. About like 6 guys and 4 girls. Instead of hitting on any of us, they start making out a bit, taking off clothes, I'm not gonna complain, all seems pretty normal.

At about 7am I wake up from my little pass out place on the floor, and I go and take a ****. I hear a girl in my friends room moaning and **** and I think to myself (yeah JR is getting himself a piece) not a minute later he comes out, and informs me the 3 of the remaining girls are ******* eachother on his bed. So of course I check it out, and sure enough, smells like vigina in there, and they are fooling around.

I'm just sitting there watching, and I realize, the smell of vigina ain't the same if you arent getting any, and I'm on the line between drunk and hungover, so I decide to leave, what normally you would pay to see at the right time.

So yeah.....I don't completely understand how girls just **** eachother, because they are friends. You couldn't pay me enough to have blow my best friend, regardless of beer.

I'm not gonna walk into a friends bedroom if hes ******* some chick, if 3 chicks are ******* in a friends bedroom, and he says I can walk in, thats completely different.

subject....and topic....hmmmm well IDK it just seemed kindda out of place. We alll sleepy and hung over, and they ******* eachother. He was upset because he was trying to fall to sleep.

Odd breeders.

Viginas are nasty. Vaginas are much better.

Thats why he posted

Considering most of the lesbians I've met resemle these ladies, imma pass.

It's the lipstick lesbians that're attractive. But I think the **** industry employs them all.

Edited, Sat Apr 22 11:09:54 2006 by Omegavegeta

"You smell that? Do you smell that? ... ******, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of ****** in the morning."

I want your job.

The smell you detected wasn't eau du vag, it was the smell of your own uselessness and inadequacy as you realized there's absolutely nothing you can do for a woman that she can't do for herself (or a friend or three) thereby rendering you obsolete.

Have a nice celebacy.



Edited, Sat Apr 22 11:33:00 2006 by Ambrya

Ok, but remember, it's only a matter of time before the blow-job fluffer calls in sick with a sore throat and there will be a bunch of flacid guys standing around staring at you expectantly...

Nexa

If you can't beat 'em join 'em. Push your **** inside out.