Actually it was a girlfriend that "made" me stop doing it. I put made in quotes because it wasn't like she forced me, but I saw that I could get women IRL, so there was no need for such a site in my favorites list.
And I am NOT a piece of **** sex therapist. I have honor coming out the WAZZU (that'd be funny if you guys knew it was the nickname of my college...)
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Roller wrote:
Actually it was a girlfriend that "made" me stop doing it.
NWS
You kidding me? I'm in college...I don't have the money to buy one of those ;)
Roller wrote:
You kidding me? I'm in college...I don't have the money to buy one of those ;)
There is no shame in stealing another man's sex doll. As long as he was done with it. I was wondering, do you prefer to lick the filth from the hole or do you just let it build up over the weeks?
I take you for a licking man, since you love the foreplay and all.
Haha. This has gone too far, I'm fighting a hangover and you're talking of licking crusty ***** out of another man's sex doll?
*shivers*
*shivers*
Roller wrote:
Haha. This has gone too far, I'm fighting a hangover and you're talking of licking crusty ***** out of another man's sex doll?
*shivers*
*shivers*
Since you like the licking and all, I can just imagine you prepping the latex hole with your tounge, and as the rubber gives way to the warmth and pressure of your circular motions, the rancid sh[/Aqua]it that has been festering for weeks in this stolen doll overflows a cocktail of *******, sh[Aqua]it and bacterial cultures loaded with fresh little maggots, causing you to instantly choke. The force of the suction from the surprised inhalation works like a vaccuum to ensure that your mouth gets completely filled with this filth making you vomit more than a little bit in your mouth.
Now I see why you chose to stick with internet dating, that doll sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it is just sick.
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:21:20 2006 by Elderon
*shudders and fights that feeling in your throat when you really just want to throw up*
Cyb0rz?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Since you like the licking and all, I can just imagine you prepping the latex hole with your tounge, and as the rubber gives way to the warmth and pressure of your circular motions, the rancid sh[/Aqua]it that has been festering for weeks in this stolen doll overflows a cocktail of *******, sh[Aqua]it and bacterial cultures loaded with fresh little maggots, causing you to instantly choke. The force of the suction from the surprised inhalation works like a vaccuum to ensure that your mouth gets completely filled with this filth making you vomit more than a little bit in your mouth.
Now I see why you chose to stick with internet dating, that doll sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it is just sick.
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:21:20 2006 by Elderon
Now I see why you chose to stick with internet dating, that doll sh[Aqua][/Aqua]it is just sick.
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:21:20 2006 by Elderon
Apparently you know entirely too much about this.
Explain.
~Blix
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:36:13 2006 by TheBlix
TheBlix wrote:
Apparently you know entirely too much about this.
Explain.
Another secret he told me was that he really LOVES the c[Aqua][/Aqua]ock. His "internet dating" routine was all a front to make everyone think he wasn't a poofter. Don't tell anyone ok?
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:43:10 2006 by Elderon
Don't blame your closet homosexual doll tendencies on me young one. I had nothing to do with his innate and intimate knowledge of sex doll orifices.
Roller, I'm sorry to have to do this but the truth must be told. The jig is up.
You forced my hand to show everyone the truth. Call it defending honour or some *********
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:50:07 2006 by Elderon
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From: Roller [ Add to Address Book | Add to Ignore List ]
To: Elderon
Sent: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:02 PM EST
Read: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:25 PM EST
Subject: I need help
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Eld, I really need your help. I have a BIGTIME fetish with having **** intercourse with sex dolls, but I do not want anyone to know. I wish I could get a real guy to make love to, but I'm too shy. I thought I'd ask you since you are the one that found that fake pic of the girl I said I was dating on the internet. Do you know how I could go about getting one of those dolls? I don't have a lot of cash being in college and all.
P.S. Please don't tell anyone that I'm gay.
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To: Elderon
Sent: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:02 PM EST
Read: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:25 PM EST
Subject: I need help
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Eld, I really need your help. I have a BIGTIME fetish with having **** intercourse with sex dolls, but I do not want anyone to know. I wish I could get a real guy to make love to, but I'm too shy. I thought I'd ask you since you are the one that found that fake pic of the girl I said I was dating on the internet. Do you know how I could go about getting one of those dolls? I don't have a lot of cash being in college and all.
P.S. Please don't tell anyone that I'm gay.
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You forced my hand to show everyone the truth. Call it defending honour or some *********
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:50:07 2006 by Elderon
Roller you see now, he's built himself into a nice corner.
He's shared his intimate knowladge of sex dolls with everyone and now as to make things up to attempt to free himself.
This is how lies work.
He probably feels better at least to have that off his chest, though.
~Blix
He's shared his intimate knowladge of sex dolls with everyone and now as to make things up to attempt to free himself.
This is how lies work.
He probably feels better at least to have that off his chest, though.
~Blix
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Roller, I'm sorry to have to do this but the truth must be told. The jig is up.
You forced my hand to show everyone the truth. Call it defending honour or some *********
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:50:07 2006 by Elderon
Quote:
From: Roller [ Add to Address Book | Add to Ignore List ]
To: Elderon
Sent: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:02 PM EST
Read: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:25 PM EST
Subject: I need help
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Eld, I really need your help. I have a BIGTIME fetish with having **** intercourse with sex dolls, but I do not want anyone to know. I wish I could get a real guy to make love to, but I'm too shy. I thought I'd ask you since you are the one that found that fake pic of the girl I said I was dating on the internet. Do you know how I could go about getting one of those dolls? I don't have a lot of cash being in college and all.
P.S. Please don't tell anyone that I'm gay.
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To: Elderon
Sent: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:02 PM EST
Read: Nov 17, 2005 @ 3:25 PM EST
Subject: I need help
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Eld, I really need your help. I have a BIGTIME fetish with having **** intercourse with sex dolls, but I do not want anyone to know. I wish I could get a real guy to make love to, but I'm too shy. I thought I'd ask you since you are the one that found that fake pic of the girl I said I was dating on the internet. Do you know how I could go about getting one of those dolls? I don't have a lot of cash being in college and all.
P.S. Please don't tell anyone that I'm gay.
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You forced my hand to show everyone the truth. Call it defending honour or some *********
Edited, Sun Apr 23 00:50:07 2006 by Elderon
You see, see right there? Making things up to defend himself.
Why would you send him a PM, some guy you don't know, when you could talk to your boyfriend about this?
Eldy, see a therapist about your sex doll fetish.
~Blix
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This is how lies work.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
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This is how lies work.
Bravo!
~Blix
I remember why I stopped posting here...to entertain yourselves you come up with the MOST elaborate stories and plots to completely obliterate someone's self esteem and character.
Luckily, I know you're all just made up and not real so I can say sticks and stones Eldy...sticks and stones.
Luckily, I know you're all just made up and not real so I can say sticks and stones Eldy...sticks and stones.
Roller wrote:
I remember why I stopped posting here...to entertain yourselves you come up with the MOST elaborate stories and plots to completely obliterate someone's self esteem and character.
Luckily, I know you're all just made up and not real so I can say sticks and stones Eldy...sticks and stones.
Luckily, I know you're all just made up and not real so I can say sticks and stones Eldy...sticks and stones.
That hurt! I'm a real boy, honest I am!
~Blix
!!YOU LEAVE GARY OUT OF THIS!!!!
wow, that's late....wonder if anyone even remembers that post anymore....
Asylum /bump's like crazy...
But i do enjoy it here, because of the aforementioned stories. *points at above post*
.....this post was to respond to an earlier one no one remembers..
...no currently relevant comments forthcoming
.......nothing witty
../emo
wow, that's late....wonder if anyone even remembers that post anymore....
Asylum /bump's like crazy...
But i do enjoy it here, because of the aforementioned stories. *points at above post*
.....this post was to respond to an earlier one no one remembers..
...no currently relevant comments forthcoming
.......nothing witty
../emo
my one friend claims to occasional mentally work on math homework while he is having sex with his boyfriend for too long. . . but I don;t necceserily beleive that.
*EDIT: Well, I used the words too long. HE used the words "When it's boring" lol
Edited, Sun Apr 23 16:16:13 2006 by Harnao
*EDIT: Well, I used the words too long. HE used the words "When it's boring" lol
Edited, Sun Apr 23 16:16:13 2006 by Harnao
That's actually a very good method. Without putting complete focus on the events unfolding around your *****, your brain doesn't register all the sensations, and thus you can effectively last longer in bed by not focusing on what you're doing, as weird as that may sound.
I did it watching that 70s show, and lasted about 1/2 hour until we climaxed together.
I did it watching that 70s show, and lasted about 1/2 hour until we climaxed together.
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