Where are all the Hu Jokes?Follow

Here, you can borrow these. It's okay, I stole them.

Chinese to English translation table given out before the speach at Yale.

Ai Bang Mai Ne ----------- I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu -------------- A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat -------------- You need a face lift
Hu Flung Dung ------------ Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding ----------- We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun ------------ A former late night talk show host
Lao Ze Sho --------------- Gilligan's Island
Lin Ching ---------------- An illegal execution
Tai Ne Bae Be ------------ A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne ------------- A small horse
Ten Ding Ba -------------- Serving drinks to people
Wa Shing Kah ------------- Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim --------------- Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting ---------- There is no reason to raise your voice





Edited, Fri Apr 21 15:44:37 2006 by Elderon