Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Exo's a stud!
Or a total sandpapery pain in the giny, depending on the girl. Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
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Or a total sandpapery pain in the giny, depending on the girl. Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Exo's a stud!
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I like to hit it and git.
/agree
I have cottonmouth.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I have cottonmouth.
Good. Now where's my vodka?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
The fastest way to give a woman an ****** is to buy her a pair of shoes and a purse. True story.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
Lol.
I may be channeling TGOS whan I say that I'm a "hit and quit it" girl too.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
I call bulls[red][/red]hit. Let`'s race!
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
See, now I'll do that, but I'd much rather knock the S.O. on his back and pony up for a bit. If I can find the time, that is. With this dirty job I come home exhausted.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
The fastest way to give a woman an ****** is to buy her a pair of shoes and a purse. True story.
Shoes and purse better be complementing each other otherwise she's faking it.
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/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
Self <3 is good <3.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
/nod Or I'll just do my own self-abuse. I know I can get the job done in less than 2 minutes if I have somewhere else I need to be.
The fastest way to give a woman an ****** is to buy her a pair of shoes and a purse. True story.
Shoes and purse better be complementing each other otherwise she's faking it.
Also, Exo just cause you broke her womenhood doesn't mean her mouth is busted.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
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Now every night I dream vividly of apocalypse and lost love.
oohh hohoho, don't those dreams get guuuud wehn you stop? I stop sometimes just to have them..
btw, ever notice wehnever you say you are going to stop.. it's usually wehn you are baked? fuc[Aqua][/Aqua]king junkies
I know exactly what you mean.
One of the problems I have with pot is that when I get high, I always think "Wow, this is great, but my life would be much more productive if I just gave it up and stayed straight." Whenever I'm sober, though, I'm always fixing for a hit. Currently out of pot, I've smoked the remnants of my pipe resin so much it's now road tar. But our neighbor friend is hooking us up tonight for the special occasion!
The other problem I have with pot is, of course, the dreaming. If I've been clean, or at least go to bed clean, I'll recall anywhere from 3-6 dreams a night. Sleeping while high, though, and I'll be lucky to remember anything except the hypnogogic moments.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
One of the problems I have with pot is that when I get high, I always think "Wow, this is great, but my life would be much more productive if I just gave it up and stayed straight." Whenever I'm sober, though, I'm always fixing for a hit.
So one of your problems is that you have a dependancy.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Debalic wrote:
One of the problems I have with pot is that when I get high, I always think "Wow, this is great, but my life would be much more productive if I just gave it up and stayed straight." Whenever I'm sober, though, I'm always fixing for a hit.
So one of your problems is that you have a dependancy.
Well yeah...you want your title changed to Captain Obvious?
I smoke weed like my girlfriend smokes cigarettets, and go through the same withdrawl.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Exo's a stud!
Or a total sandpapery pain in the giny, depending on the girl. Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
She was the type that would go completely dry after an ******. It made things difficult, but I at least I know she wasn't faking it.
That, and she'd have to down a whole bottle of water...mind you, she hates water.
I'd have to stop, try to sex her up again with some foreplay, and continue, or...just give up with a smile on my face. She'd feel guilty that she can't keep going, but meh, no worries.
I need to learn how to be an as[Black][/Black]shole or something. This nice guy thing bites.
Sir Exodus wrote:
I need to learn how to be an as[Black][/Black]shole or something.
You're close, so close.
SarrenValBst wrote:
It's puff puff pass...or so I hear.
Not when you take bong rips.
I've got my SO picking me up a sack for the day. I'm going to go home, work out, ride the exercise bike, smoke two fatty bowls and then go for a walk.
Debalic wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Debalic wrote:
One of the problems I have with pot is that when I get high, I always think "Wow, this is great, but my life would be much more productive if I just gave it up and stayed straight." Whenever I'm sober, though, I'm always fixing for a hit.
So one of your problems is that you have a dependancy.
Well yeah...you want your title changed to Captain Obvious?
/shrug
Some people get all butthurt about it, so I tried to choose my words with care. Now that I know you're aware and okay with it though, I'll default to calling you a stoned loser.
Sir Exodus wrote:
I'd have to stop, try to sex her up again with some foreplay, and continue, or...just give up with a smile on my face. She'd feel guilty that she can't keep going, but meh, no worries.
I need to learn how to be an as[Black][/Black]shole or something. This nice guy thing bites.
I need to learn how to be an as[Black][/Black]shole or something. This nice guy thing bites.
OR you could just try learning how K-Y Jelly works.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Some people get all butthurt about it, so I tried to choose my words with care. Now that I know you're aware and okay with it though, I'll default to calling you a stoned loser.
But you've been doing that for years now!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Sir Exodus wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Exo's a stud!
Or a total sandpapery pain in the giny, depending on the girl. Most times I'm like a guy. I like to hit it and git.
She was the type that would go completely dry after an ******. It made things difficult, but I at least I know she wasn't faking it.
That, and she'd have to down a whole bottle of water...mind you, she hates water.
I'd have to stop, try to sex her up again with some foreplay, and continue, or...just give up with a smile on my face. She'd feel guilty that she can't keep going, but meh, no worries.
I need to learn how to be an as[Black][/Black]shole or something. This nice guy thing bites.
Debalic wrote:
I smoke weed like my girlfriend smokes cigarettets, and go through the same withdrawl.
That sucks. I recently quit smoking bud for a couple months just to see if I could. It was 10 times easier for me to quit smoking pot then it was for me to quit cigs. Smoking that first bowl after two months off was like smoking again for the first time. I hadn't been that high in years.
Thought about that...have no idea why we never went around to it. I can't remember how that convo went. I remember she had motion lotion...but that was used for sensual massages. 
If there's anything I miss is her massages and her cooking.
If there's anything I miss is her massages and her cooking.
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