Tom Cruise just had a kid today or yesterday. He goes by the teachings and beliefs of Scientology. During the pregnancy Katie was not allowed to make any sound. Personally I think that this is completely out of whack and the entire idea around scientology is fu[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]cked. Heh, I sort of think Katie is brainwashed and really doesn't even know what year it is.
Anyway, would you let Tom baby sit your kids?
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Would you let Tom Cruise baby sit your kids?Follow
Can Tom baby-sit whilst in a closet?
I wouldn't let a scientologist come within 15 feet of my child. Talk about a group of fuc[black][/black]ked up individuals.
I wouldn't let a scientologist come within 15 feet of my child. Talk about a group of fuc[black][/black]ked up individuals.
Why would Tom Cruise WANT to baby sit my kids?
More to the point why would he try to interfere with the way i bring up my kids? I'm sure Mr Cruise has no interest in trying to convert a 2 year old to scientology.
Scientology is primarily a way that people like Mr Cruise maintain thier A list status, since alot of the people who make people A list are either Scientologists or use Scientology as an angle for business be it stories in Magazines or topics on Talkshows.
More to the point why would he try to interfere with the way i bring up my kids? I'm sure Mr Cruise has no interest in trying to convert a 2 year old to scientology.
Scientology is primarily a way that people like Mr Cruise maintain thier A list status, since alot of the people who make people A list are either Scientologists or use Scientology as an angle for business be it stories in Magazines or topics on Talkshows.
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WHAT DID THE WORLD DO 2 DESERVE A PSYCO LIKE TOM CRUISE
and who names thier kid suri?????????
if he was even neer my kids id book it....id rather michel jackson watchthem than that couch jumping freak!
....but mi1 and topgun are still god movies regardless of the freakyness of thier star
and who names thier kid suri?????????
if he was even neer my kids id book it....id rather michel jackson watchthem than that couch jumping freak!
....but mi1 and topgun are still god movies regardless of the freakyness of thier star
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WHAT DID THE WORLD DO 2 DESERVE A PSYCO LIKE TOM CRUISE
and who names thier kid suri?????????
if he was even neer my kids id book it....id rather michel jackson watchthem than that couch jumping freak!
....but mi1 and topgun are still god movies regardless of the freakyness of thier star
and who names thier kid suri?????????
if he was even neer my kids id book it....id rather michel jackson watchthem than that couch jumping freak!
....but mi1 and topgun are still god movies regardless of the freakyness of thier star
The thought of you having kids made me die a little inside...
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What do you mean, Katie couldn't make a sound? She wasn't able to talk while pregnant?
I'd let Tom Cruise babysit my kids so that I could set up hidden cameras throughout my house and record when he abuses my kids so that I could sell the tapes to Entertainment Tonight for HUGE CASH MONEY. $$$
edit: aww ****, and then the civil lawsuit... MORE CASH MONEY! SCORE!
Edited, Wed Apr 19 20:07:07 2006 by Jawbox
edit: aww ****, and then the civil lawsuit... MORE CASH MONEY! SCORE!
Edited, Wed Apr 19 20:07:07 2006 by Jawbox
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
What do you mean, Katie couldn't make a sound? She wasn't able to talk while pregnant?
Supposedly while giving birth the mother (well, everyone present) is supposed to remain as quiet as possible so as not to scare the baby. Fear builds up thetans, or whatever.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
What do you mean, Katie couldn't make a sound? She wasn't able to talk while pregnant?
Supposedly while giving birth the mother (well, everyone present) is supposed to remain as quiet as possible so as not to scare the baby. Fear builds up thetans, or whatever.
Actually, I saw an interview a few days ago with TC, and he said that was a bunch of crap that people were just saying to make him look even more eccentric than he is. He said the principle of "silent birth" as they call it is out of respect for the mother, and just means that everyone present EXCEPT the mother is supposed to be as quiet as possible, machines kept minimal, etc. Now I think he's a nut, don't get me wrong, but that would have been really nice when I had my baby I think. Too many people and things and beeps and noises and voices and movement, etc. It's never going to be a "peaceful" experience I dont' think, but it could have been moreso than it was I think.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
scientology.org wrote:
Does this mean that a mother cannot scream or moan at all?
Of course they can make noises — the point of silent birth is NO WORDS. This is a principle of Dianetics and to fully understand why, read the book Dianetics the Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard. It is words that are the culprit. Outside of not speaking, the objective is generally to have as peaceful and relaxing an environment as possible for the mother and child. It is doubtful that any woman could give birth without making any noise at all.
Of course they can make noises — the point of silent birth is NO WORDS. This is a principle of Dianetics and to fully understand why, read the book Dianetics the Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard. It is words that are the culprit. Outside of not speaking, the objective is generally to have as peaceful and relaxing an environment as possible for the mother and child. It is doubtful that any woman could give birth without making any noise at all.
While the "as peaceful as possible" thing does sound better than beeping and yelling and conversations about the nurses' weekend plans, the "words are the culprit" part still sounds a little... odd.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
a little... odd.
That would be Scientology in a nutshell.
help, help, I'm trapped in a nutshell!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
While the "as peaceful as possible" thing does sound better than beeping and yelling and conversations about the nurses' weekend plans, the "words are the culprit" part still sounds a little... odd.
Scitentoligists belive that the words would generate negative thoughts in the baby which would then attract the souls of thousands of dead aliens which would stick to the baby's body and make him unhappy later in life.
Really.
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I need to start my own wacked out religion. It's where all the money is.
Hubbard knew what was up. Albeit he's dead but ...
Edited, Wed Apr 19 21:49:14 2006 by fenderputy
Hubbard knew what was up. Albeit he's dead but ...
Edited, Wed Apr 19 21:49:14 2006 by fenderputy
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The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose."
The name still confuses me though we have a town pronounced the same way, spelled differently. Surrey, it means were the white trailer trash live.
Edited, Wed Apr 19 22:52:07 2006 by DVEight
Okay, I find it incredibly short-sighted of what Scientology was saying about how outside sound should be minimized during the birth process when all during the pregnancy, Ms. Holmes was riding the back of Tom Cruise's motorcycle, walked among a bunch of screaming fans, pushed her way through throngs of paparazzi and freaking traveled half-way around the world to Australia in her 7 1/2 month. What, do the Scientologists believe that a baby does not hear anything until it is about to be born? Studies have shown what a fetus can hear and feel while in utero. So this poor child was subjected to an unbelievable amount of sound to begin with before it was even born.
So maybe the birth process itself was as peaceful as possible, but Katie Holmes sure as hell didn't have a peaceful pregnancy.
Either way, I think there's something off with that whole relationship to begin with anyways and the brou-haha on a "silent birth" is just another reflection of whether TomKat is on an even keel or not.
So maybe the birth process itself was as peaceful as possible, but Katie Holmes sure as hell didn't have a peaceful pregnancy.
Either way, I think there's something off with that whole relationship to begin with anyways and the brou-haha on a "silent birth" is just another reflection of whether TomKat is on an even keel or not.
Second time around I had an oddly quiet birthing room, which was pretty different from the first time. It was really nice actually and I would love to have that kind of atmosphere again. My family bored it into my head that I wasn't to make even a little peep during birth because as a Japanese, you're supposed to bear it all in silence. I moan and groan, but there's no yelping from me.
The problem with having Tom Cruise babysit your kids is that he can't teach them how to grow up big and tall.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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About a heaven in Alberta
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Pikko Pots wrote:
Second time around I had an oddly quiet birthing room, which was pretty different from the first time. It was really nice actually and I would love to have that kind of atmosphere again. My family bored it into my head that I wasn't to make even a little peep during birth because as a Japanese, you're supposed to bear it all in silence. I moan and groan, but there's no yelping from me.
Oh my god, I whined the whole time until I'm sure everyone was ready to kill me. "Owww, it hurts", haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Tom has ascended to some level of Scientologism that grants him the power to cure disease. I believe he actually mentioned tuberculosis as one ailment he can lay hands upon and wax-on-wax-off. What further qualification do you people need before a man is qualified to watch the kids?
Did anyone else try the personality test on the website Goose linked?
I did... it made me angry. I can make a 200 question test too if I take my original 10 questions and as each one 20 ******* times. It wasn't that bad, but it was close.
Apparently I'm mostly in a "Unacceptable State". The only thing desirable about me is my Aggresiveness, which scored a +50.
I'm also unstable, depressed, iresponsible, unorganized, dangerously over-critical of others, out of accord with others, and a bit withdrawn. It would lead me to believe that as all of these categories are in need of "urgent" attention.
It also thinks that I am certain of my self and active.
There could have been worse ways to waste my time while waiting for an email, but what could they have been.
@BT - Man, I've been looking for someone who could just rub that tuberculosis right off! The 'tussin isn't working anymore, I fear.
I did... it made me angry. I can make a 200 question test too if I take my original 10 questions and as each one 20 ******* times. It wasn't that bad, but it was close.
Apparently I'm mostly in a "Unacceptable State". The only thing desirable about me is my Aggresiveness, which scored a +50.
I'm also unstable, depressed, iresponsible, unorganized, dangerously over-critical of others, out of accord with others, and a bit withdrawn. It would lead me to believe that as all of these categories are in need of "urgent" attention.
It also thinks that I am certain of my self and active.
There could have been worse ways to waste my time while waiting for an email, but what could they have been.
@BT - Man, I've been looking for someone who could just rub that tuberculosis right off! The 'tussin isn't working anymore, I fear.
Pikko Pots wrote:
Second time around I had an oddly quiet birthing room, which was pretty different from the first time. It was really nice actually and I would love to have that kind of atmosphere again. My family bored it into my head that I wasn't to make even a little peep during birth because as a Japanese, you're supposed to bear it all in silence. I moan and groan, but there's no yelping from me.
When I gave birth, it was fairly quiet during labor, but when I was actively pushing, that's when I grunted, groaned and finally just started saying I'm so tired, I can't do it anymore, blah blah blah. One of my cousins who was there with me and hubby told me later that she wanted to tell me to just shut the fuck up and push.
I certainly wasn't freaking out or anything like that, but I must have said "Jesus Christ" about 789 times. Apparantly I said the F-word too a few times but I don't remember. Mr. Tare said that the only time I screamed was when the head came out, and it was the most horrible, blood-curdling scream he had ever heard.
Fun stuff.
Fun stuff.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I don't remember a whole lot about the first time, since that was 15 years ago. But my last one I just cried and panicked since I had to have a C-section.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
One of my cousins who was there with me and hubby told me later that she wanted to tell me to just shut the fuck up and push.
I think that at that point you would have found the strength to punch her.
I woke up after my one-night-stand had gone to work once, and as per the norm decided to look for her stash before I crept away. What I found was her ****, which was largely of the preggo variety. So keep it up, ladies, there's definitely a market for this sort of conversation.
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