"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Nobby Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and May Complicate Pregnancy."
"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting Nobby Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health."
"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Nobby Contains Carbon Monoxide."
. . . and my personal favoUrite
"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Nobby in Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight."
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