I'm bored enough to revisit this tired old gem. . .
Pick a current or recent blockbuster movie or TV Show and re-cast the lead roles with Arsylumites.
E.g.
Wallace & gromit & the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Wallace: Nephthys
Gromit: Ioph
Victor Quartermaine: Prolly me
Lady Campanula Tottington: DSD
LOST
Jack: Moe
Kate: Nexa
Sawyer: Kaolian
Locke: Bhod
Charlie: TheDave
Sun: Thumbelyna
Sayed: YSU
The Hatch: Al'Katie
Off you go.