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Let's all raise our pints to the repeal of Prohibition on April 7, 1933, when the first cases of beer were delivered to the White House and President Roosevelt.
I rarely drink myself, but here's a and a 
for ya.
and a 
for ya.as if any of us needed an excuse for a cold one after work
Here's to the women we've met,
and to the women we've fu[/Aqua]cked,
And to those amongst us who've had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass
and vodka in the cup.
Here's to pokin' her in the ***,
so she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you,
and here's to me,
together as friends we'll always be.
But if we should ever disagree,
then FU[Aqua]CK all of you,
here's to me!
and to the women we've fu[/Aqua]cked,
And to those amongst us who've had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass
and vodka in the cup.
Here's to pokin' her in the ***,
so she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you,
and here's to me,
together as friends we'll always be.
But if we should ever disagree,
then FU[Aqua]CK all of you,
here's to me!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I am SO getting into that bottle of wine I chilled 3 days ago.
Do... the stuff... that buys me beer
Ray... the guy that sells me beer
Me... the guy... that drinks the beer
Fa... a long way to get beer
So... I think I'll have a beer
La... I'll have another beer
Te... no thank's I'm drinking beer
and that brings us back to...
Ray... the guy that sells me beer
Me... the guy... that drinks the beer
Fa... a long way to get beer
So... I think I'll have a beer
La... I'll have another beer
Te... no thank's I'm drinking beer
and that brings us back to...
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took ya long enough
I assumed this was a thread suggesting that "Allafemmes Bahstahn May '06" visits the Bull and Finch.
I left a half pack of cigarettes on the bar there on my birthday back in 2000 and should drop by to pick them up.
Woody:A beer Norm?
Norm: Isn't it a little early?
Woody: Too early for a beer?!
Norm: Nope. Too early for stupid questions!
Woody:What's the story Norm?
Norm: Ah you know. Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer. . .
Woody:What'll it be Norm?
Norm: I'm feeling lucky today. I'll take whatever comes out of that pump there.
I left a half pack of cigarettes on the bar there on my birthday back in 2000 and should drop by to pick them up.
Woody:A beer Norm?
Norm: Isn't it a little early?
Woody: Too early for a beer?!
Norm: Nope. Too early for stupid questions!
Woody:What's the story Norm?
Norm: Ah you know. Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer. . .
Woody:What'll it be Norm?
Norm: I'm feeling lucky today. I'll take whatever comes out of that pump there.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Woody:What'll it be Norm?
Norm: I'm feeling lucky today. I'll take whatever comes out of that pump there.
Norm: I'm feeling lucky today. I'll take whatever comes out of that pump there.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.
...
: Sam: Sorry, we're closed.
$64,218 in the end
Edited, Fri Apr 7 19:40:15 2006 by Pandorra
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