Dear Lord, let this please come to an end.
We are heading to the hospital first thing tomorrow morning, the DR said we would make something happen. So, they'll probably induce around 8ish, maybe baby around 4pm. I'll be sure to keep everyone posted with pictures. I know that bohdi is aching for another picture to add to his collection.
Until then, I am enjoying the time we have to together by playing WoW while she sleeps. Got some kickass stuff from WC today.
Time keeps on tickin tickin....
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I feel for her. I was a week overdue with both mine. I had to be induced both times, too.
Good luck tomorrow!
Good luck tomorrow!
What did the cavewomen do before chemically induced labor?
Died?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Mehh - bloody women.
If we men gave birth they'd have drive-thru DRs.
And they'd have a ***** bar
If we men gave birth they'd have drive-thru DRs.
And they'd have a ***** bar
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
What did the cavewomen do before chemically induced labor?
They actually worked right up till their water broke like they were supposed to. You know, doing dishes, cooking food, giving blow jobs...
/duck
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Enjoy free time, and congratulations on finally becoming a parent.
Can't you two just...you know..."do it" to induce labor?
I learned that one from 'Friends'!
I learned that one from 'Friends'!
Nobby wrote:
Mehh - bloody women.
If we men gave birth they'd have drive-thru DRs.
And they'd have a ***** bar
If we men gave birth they'd have drive-thru DRs.
And they'd have a ***** bar
Oh, please. You'd kill yourself at the first cramp.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Get a good night's sleep, and congrats!! =)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Until then, I am enjoying the time we have to together by playing WoW while she sleeps.
Just remember that if she wakes up and tells you that you guys need to go to the hospital, ask no questions, grab your keys and take her. My husband kept telling me "It's just another false alarm and they're going to send us home" (while he's playing Doom). I finally had to take the keys and throw them at him to get his goddam attention from his fragging.
But congratulations and I hope it's a speedy, peaceful & non-screaming labor and birth.
Good luck! I hope she is going to get an epidural because when they Induce you, after about 3-4 hrs depending on how far apart her contractions are, the will become very horrible.
I had to get 2 epidurals, I was a week and a half overdue. The epidurals made a whole lot less painful. My total labor time was about 10 hrs, and like a hour and a half was spent in horrible pain. ; ;
But every woman is different so hopefully the birthing will be easy. I had a friend who had no epidural, her labor was 5hrs -.-, and she didnt really have bad pain.(I wanted to punch her lol)
I had to get 2 epidurals, I was a week and a half overdue. The epidurals made a whole lot less painful. My total labor time was about 10 hrs, and like a hour and a half was spent in horrible pain. ; ;
But every woman is different so hopefully the birthing will be easy. I had a friend who had no epidural, her labor was 5hrs -.-, and she didnt really have bad pain.(I wanted to punch her lol)
Yay for finally getting the ball rolling. It means you'll get your pillow back. Coincidentally, your child will have the same birthday as mine.
w00t for finally having the baby!
P.S. Epidural or No?
P.S. Epidural or No?
I hear babies are practically invincible for the first few hours after birth.
When I was born, my mom threw me against a wall.
When I was born, my mom threw me against a wall.
Chand the Furtive wrote:
I hear babies are practically invincible for the first few hours after birth.
When I was born, my mom threw me against a wall.
When I was born, my mom threw me against a wall.
That explains a lot
Good luck Neph, hope all goes smooth.
7ish weeks left for me :)
7ish weeks left for me :)
I hate to point it out, Neph, but induction is not a sure thing. It can still take days after the drugs are administered. My wife went in on a Wednesday and the little ******* didn't come out for 50 hours.
Sounds like he's got it all planned out...no reason it shouldn't follow the plan, right? 
There is not a big enough font on Allakhazam's Magic Realm to adequately describe the laugh I just got. Thanks for that. :)
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
I hate to point it out, Neph, but induction is not a sure thing. It can still take days after the drugs are administered. My wife went in on a Wednesday and the little ******* didn't come out for 50 hours.
Or the baby can go into distress and you find yourself being wheeled away for emergency C-section.
Fun times...
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
I hate to point it out, Neph, but induction is not a sure thing. It can still take days after the drugs are administered. My wife went in on a Wednesday and the little ******* didn't come out for 50 hours.
damn those liberal babies who lazily make the world work for them
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Or the baby can go into distress and you find yourself being wheeled away for emergency C-section.
Fun times...
Or you can scare the crap out of your husband by suddenly screaming for help when he asks if you're sure you really want an epidural, hahahaha. Poor guy.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Until then, I am enjoying the time we have to together by playing WoW while she sleeps.
Just remember that if she wakes up and tells you that you guys need to go to the hospital, ask no questions, grab your keys and take her. My husband kept telling me "It's just another false alarm and they're going to send us home" (while he's playing Doom). I finally had to take the keys and throw them at him to get his goddam attention from his fragging.
That would so be me.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
NephtysDaddy wrote:
We are heading to the hospital first thing tomorrow morning, the DR said we would make something happen. So, they'll probably induce around 8ish, maybe baby around 4pm. I'll be sure to keep everyone posted with pictures. I know that bohdi is aching for another picture to add to his collection.
Ok Neph, she should be fully dialated now and ready to begin pushing in 20 or 30 minutes. Are things on schedule for your 4pm deadline?
Edited, Tue Mar 21 15:04:07 2006 by Frakkor
CONGRATULATIONS NEPH AND WIFE!!! Details when you get a chance (which isn't likely to be for a couple days). Take care of yourselves and each other and your new addition :D
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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