Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second man agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off and gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a ******* too?" "Nah," says the second man, "I couldn't find her head."
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
