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#1 Mar 02 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
can sometimes give you the biggest laugh and put a smile on your face.

Just got back from my lunch, traveling down Route 34 I catch up to an old beat up blue Lincoln with the ol stars and stripes painted all over it. The back window reads as follows:
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America Bless God, he has tolerated enuff
there was plenty of room for enough. I tried to read the 15 other bumper stickers but he pulled into a seedy hourly rate motel before I got the chance.

I then pull into McDonalds for a "fat kid" lunch; which I would have regreted until I realized "March 2nd means... Shamrock Shakes are back!"

As if that wasn't enough to make my week, walking back to my desk some grizzlied old trucker walks by an open door picking his nose and crotch at the same time. Kinda gross but hysterical.


I guess I am just easily amused but all that made this craptastic 33 degree and rainy week bearable.
#2 Mar 02 2006 at 2:36 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Mar 02 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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now the question is.

is kelvy telling you:

1. good of you
2. go fuc^ yourself



i never quite got the expression and how its used in its literal term as "gfy" please shed some enlightenment



Edited, Thu Mar 2 15:32:42 2006 by plaguespyder
#4 Mar 02 2006 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
plaguespyder wrote:
now the question is.

is kelvy telling you:

1. good of you
2. go fuc^ yourself



i never quite got the expression and how its used in its literal term as "gfy" please shed some enlightenment

He is telling me he is Jealous of my shake. My milkshake.


#5 Mar 02 2006 at 3:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
He is telling me he is Jealous of my shake. My milkshake.


If you get that goddamn song stuck in my head I will personally come to your house and beat the snot out of you.
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#6 Mar 02 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
He is telling me he is Jealous of my shake. My milkshake.


If you get that goddamn song stuck in my head I will personally come to your house and beat the snot out of you.


my house is the one with the pond in the front YARD
#7 Mar 02 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
He is telling me he is Jealous of my shake. My milkshake.


If you get that goddamn song stuck in my head I will personally come to your house and beat the snot out of you.
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#8 Mar 02 2006 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
He is telling me he is Jealous of my shake. My milkshake.


If you get that goddamn song stuck in my head I will personally come to your house and beat the snot out of you.


Too late....Song is in my head. So I am Smiley: banghead. The first few seconds the song is catchy, but not now.

#9 Mar 02 2006 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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And they're like, `It's better than yours.`

Damn right, it's better than yours.
#10 Mar 03 2006 at 4:45 AM Rating: Good
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How the **** was I to know that was your office? And if ya don't like a mans' habits don't be lookin so hard...









Edited, Fri Mar 3 04:48:12 2006 by Weebs
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