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"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
trickybeck wrote:
Amazing how everyone put "sick of both" for the political question. Take a stand you pus[b][/b]sies.
Or I guess you'd all rather cop-out, attempt to make yourself seem like a unique snowflake that's too cool for labels.
Lets see, liberal, Whiny bunch of pussies. Conservative, Uptight whiny bunch of ********
Yeah, sign me right up for an order of both.
1. Where are you from?
Bay Area California. 15 minutes South of SF.
2. How old are you?
29
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Don't care... Felons can't vote anyways
4. What MMO's have you played?
EQ, WoW
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
Whoever makes me laugh that particular day.
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Two Irish Men Walk Past A Bar..... Yea Right....
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
OHHHHHHHHHHH A SNAKE!!!! A SNAKE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S A SNAKE!!!!!!!!
Bay Area California. 15 minutes South of SF.
2. How old are you?
29
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Don't care... Felons can't vote anyways
4. What MMO's have you played?
EQ, WoW
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
Whoever makes me laugh that particular day.
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Two Irish Men Walk Past A Bar..... Yea Right....
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
OHHHHHHHHHHH A SNAKE!!!! A SNAKE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S A SNAKE!!!!!!!!
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FYI
I'm neither but I guess I am more conservative is code for "I'm conservative but too embarrassed to admit it"
I'm neither but I guess I am more conservative is code for "I'm conservative but too embarrassed to admit it"
In my case it's more like 'I'm canadian and thus, genetically unable to take a stand on something. That being said I don't know all that much about american politics, but the few times I get into discussion about it, I end up siding with the conservative.'
Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
Don't care... Felons can't vote anyways
They can vote here in Canada. Even people still in prison can vote.
Go Canada Go!
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Bodhis Short Political Orientation Quiz
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right or b) Wrong.
2. Evolution
a)good theory or b)excludes god and cant explain everything
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace or b) the terrorists have it coming
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America or b) enough is enough close the borders
5. Abortion
a) A womans right or b) murder
Pick the one you find yourself coming towards. The more A)'s the more liberal the more B)'s the more conservative.
Good at judging a curve.
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right or b) Wrong.
2. Evolution
a)good theory or b)excludes god and cant explain everything
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace or b) the terrorists have it coming
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America or b) enough is enough close the borders
5. Abortion
a) A womans right or b) murder
Pick the one you find yourself coming towards. The more A)'s the more liberal the more B)'s the more conservative.
Good at judging a curve.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Greetings ****, scaredy cats and nancies.
Introduce yourself
Introduce yourself
Lets skip the pleasantries and get to the important stuff.
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4. What MMO's have you played?
JediMud ArcticMud EQ FFXI WOW. This also ties into how old I am.
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3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
I'm so liberal gbaji Recyclopedia's posts makes Baby Jesus cry!
Link = Really NWS
Baelnic
1. Homosexuality.
b) Wrong
-Really, it's more wrong than right. But in an a/b question I'd pick this every day.
2. Evolution
a)good theory
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America
5. Abortion
a) A womans right
a's - 4
b's - 1
Yeash, I feel so dirty...
...the dirt's not coming off!
Edited, Tue Feb 21 17:44:48 2006 by Iamadam
b) Wrong
-Really, it's more wrong than right. But in an a/b question I'd pick this every day.
2. Evolution
a)good theory
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America
5. Abortion
a) A womans right
a's - 4
b's - 1
Yeash, I feel so dirty...
...the dirt's not coming off!
Edited, Tue Feb 21 17:44:48 2006 by Iamadam
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Bodhis Short Political Orientation Quiz
1. Homosexuality.
Don't give a damn who you want to hump, male or female, have at er.
2. Evolution
A combination of both stemming from my own beliefs.
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
Just another demonstration of how pussified we have become.
4. Immigrants
Keep em coming, just get them the fu[b][/b]ck off the toll free help lines.
5. Abortion
As long as the pregnancy isn't very far along. One less child to a useless lazy crack ***** isn't a bad thing.
1. Homosexuality.
Don't give a damn who you want to hump, male or female, have at er.
2. Evolution
A combination of both stemming from my own beliefs.
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
Just another demonstration of how pussified we have become.
4. Immigrants
Keep em coming, just get them the fu[b][/b]ck off the toll free help lines.
5. Abortion
As long as the pregnancy isn't very far along. One less child to a useless lazy crack ***** isn't a bad thing.
bodhisattva wrote:
Bodhis Short Political Orientation Quiz
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right or b) Wrong.
2. Evolution
a)good theory or b)excludes god and cant explain everything
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace or b) the terrorists have it coming
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America or b) enough is enough close the borders
5. Abortion
a) A womans right or b) murder
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right or b) Wrong.
2. Evolution
a)good theory or b)excludes god and cant explain everything
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace or b) the terrorists have it coming
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America or b) enough is enough close the borders
5. Abortion
a) A womans right or b) murder
If these topics were as black-and-white as their either-or questions, then they probably wouldn't be very hotly contested social issues to begin with.
Put me down for a "It's complicated."
bodhisattva wrote:
Bodhis Short Political Orientation Quiz
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right or b) Wrong.
2. Evolution
a)good theory or b)excludes god and cant explain everything
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace or b) the terrorists have it coming
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America or b) enough is enough close the borders
5. Abortion
a) A womans right or b) murder
Pick the one you find yourself coming towards. The more A)'s the more liberal the more B)'s the more conservative.
Good at judging a curve.
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right or b) Wrong.
2. Evolution
a)good theory or b)excludes god and cant explain everything
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace or b) the terrorists have it coming
4. Immigrants
a)Helped found America or b) enough is enough close the borders
5. Abortion
a) A womans right or b) murder
Pick the one you find yourself coming towards. The more A)'s the more liberal the more B)'s the more conservative.
Good at judging a curve.
1) I could care less what people do. I have had a fair amount of gay/lesbian friends. One thing I will say is that I still get grossed out seeing two dudes make out.
2) more likely to happen than being part of a rib. So, I will say good theory
3) no idea, I should probably know something about it.
4) I don't see how anyone can talk poorly about foreigners when we look historically at what we did to the native americans.
5) It could be both, but I still think she can choose
Bodhi's quiz only has social issues, and no economic issues.
I can respect people who analyze economic issues and say "well I think it would benefit society more in the long run to allow free enterprise", but is progressive on social issues like gay marriage. (AKA Libertarian).
I have little respect people who are restrictive of personal freedoms. (Conservative & Fascist corners of the political diamond).
I can respect people who analyze economic issues and say "well I think it would benefit society more in the long run to allow free enterprise", but is progressive on social issues like gay marriage. (AKA Libertarian).
I have little respect people who are restrictive of personal freedoms. (Conservative & Fascist corners of the political diamond).
1. Where are you from?
The womb
2. How old are you?
Young enough to have fun, old enough to know better.
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
N.D.P. (I'm a good Union girl) but I also vote Green (cause I love the enviroment)
4. What MMO's have you played?
SWG, CoX, WoW.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
I haven't posted enough in the asylum to forum a opinion.
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Oral Sex the best medicine?
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she's touched there. So they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the
curtains for privacy. Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so
he finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor shows a flatline... no pulse...no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling
up his pants and says,
"I think she choked."
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Got to
wombats
The womb
2. How old are you?
Young enough to have fun, old enough to know better.
3. Liberal, Conservative or sick of em both?
N.D.P. (I'm a good Union girl) but I also vote Green (cause I love the enviroment)
4. What MMO's have you played?
SWG, CoX, WoW.
5. Who is your favorite Asylum poster?
I haven't posted enough in the asylum to forum a opinion.
6. Tell me your best joke/story
Oral Sex the best medicine?
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she's touched there. So they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the
curtains for privacy. Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so
he finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor shows a flatline... no pulse...no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling
up his pants and says,
"I think she choked."
7. Wombats. Yes or No?
Got to
wombatsI made a graph.
Liberal-------------------------------------------- Connservative
--I---------2-------3--------4------5------6-----7------8------9
I The most extreme liberal,minorities deserve more rights than white people, gays get more rights than heteros (or breeders if you prefer). Abortion is a woman's right no matter what. Everyone should be able to live off government grants, and PHD's should be fully paid for by tax dollars. Conservation of resourses is more important than jobs as long as it doesn't interfere with getting the double mocha cappacino at Starbucks in the morning. Chickens on a chicken farm have more rights than a white male. Freedom of speech at all costs, war is evil, and soldiers are all baby killers.
9 is ultra conservative. You hate brown people, and women should be in the kitchen. You can give them a job, but it's just something for them to do whilst looking for a husband and providing their male bosses blowjobs. Gays are the devil. Abortion is murder. You must be a member of the church and attend regularly (even if it is just to network and so that people think you believe in God). Nothing gets in the way of progress, even if it is the last few trees on the planet or a few wombats need to die. Hockey is your favorite "blue collar" sport because it's still dominated by white people. Golf used to be but then that fu[/i]cker Tiger had to go and ruin it. The government shouldn't have to pay for everything dammit, people should pay for it themselves. With their inheritance, of course. Poor people should just die. Katrina was a good start. War is not only good, but necessary. It gives us another way to get rid of brown and poor people.
In the middle are variations. You get the idea.
*Edit* and of course Bhodi had to go and make a simple quiz while I was trying to get the spacing on my graph right. You *******!
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[i]Edited, Tue Feb 21 18:03:25 2006 by Kakar
Liberal-------------------------------------------- Connservative
--I---------2-------3--------4------5------6-----7------8------9
I The most extreme liberal,minorities deserve more rights than white people, gays get more rights than heteros (or breeders if you prefer). Abortion is a woman's right no matter what. Everyone should be able to live off government grants, and PHD's should be fully paid for by tax dollars. Conservation of resourses is more important than jobs as long as it doesn't interfere with getting the double mocha cappacino at Starbucks in the morning. Chickens on a chicken farm have more rights than a white male. Freedom of speech at all costs, war is evil, and soldiers are all baby killers.
9 is ultra conservative. You hate brown people, and women should be in the kitchen. You can give them a job, but it's just something for them to do whilst looking for a husband and providing their male bosses blowjobs. Gays are the devil. Abortion is murder. You must be a member of the church and attend regularly (even if it is just to network and so that people think you believe in God). Nothing gets in the way of progress, even if it is the last few trees on the planet or a few wombats need to die. Hockey is your favorite "blue collar" sport because it's still dominated by white people. Golf used to be but then that fu[/i]cker Tiger had to go and ruin it. The government shouldn't have to pay for everything dammit, people should pay for it themselves. With their inheritance, of course. Poor people should just die. Katrina was a good start. War is not only good, but necessary. It gives us another way to get rid of brown and poor people.
In the middle are variations. You get the idea.
*Edit* and of course Bhodi had to go and make a simple quiz while I was trying to get the spacing on my graph right. You *******!
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[i]Edited, Tue Feb 21 18:03:25 2006 by Kakar
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
1. Homosexuality.
Personal choice. That being said, I don't want my son being homosexual, but if he is, I'll still love him just the same. Also, the stereotypical gay man is wrong (re: the Jack character from Will and Grace). I call the stereotypical gay man "Flamers". The ones that scream "I'm gay, look at me." They should be beat with a stick. I don't flaunt that I'm straight, don't flaunt that you're gay.
2. Evolution
I believe in a God (just not necessarily the one that's in the Bible, Koran, or any other written work out there). To think that there's no afterlife is pretty scary to comprehend. I believe that we did evolve, as proof of evolution exists and still exists. I just think there was some "spark" or "divine being" (if you will) that provided the energy that sped life along.
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
Terrorists had it coming. Should just kill them all and be done with it.
4. Immigrants
Legal immigrants are fine. Illegal immigrants should be shipped back across the border where they came from. If you move to a new country to live, SPEAK THE GODDAMN NATIONAL LANGUAGE!!
5. Abortion
I'm Pro-Life but Pro-Choice. I think that the choice should be given, but I think making that choice is wrong. I can see when it's the right choice (byproduct of rape - case in point, an old friend of mine had a child by rape, i felt bad for that boy because you could just tell by the way she treated him that he was unwanted, as compared to her 2 children by marriage), but if I got a girl pregnant there is no way in hell I would want her to have an abortion.
Personal choice. That being said, I don't want my son being homosexual, but if he is, I'll still love him just the same. Also, the stereotypical gay man is wrong (re: the Jack character from Will and Grace). I call the stereotypical gay man "Flamers". The ones that scream "I'm gay, look at me." They should be beat with a stick. I don't flaunt that I'm straight, don't flaunt that you're gay.
2. Evolution
I believe in a God (just not necessarily the one that's in the Bible, Koran, or any other written work out there). To think that there's no afterlife is pretty scary to comprehend. I believe that we did evolve, as proof of evolution exists and still exists. I just think there was some "spark" or "divine being" (if you will) that provided the energy that sped life along.
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
Terrorists had it coming. Should just kill them all and be done with it.
4. Immigrants
Legal immigrants are fine. Illegal immigrants should be shipped back across the border where they came from. If you move to a new country to live, SPEAK THE GODDAMN NATIONAL LANGUAGE!!
5. Abortion
I'm Pro-Life but Pro-Choice. I think that the choice should be given, but I think making that choice is wrong. I can see when it's the right choice (byproduct of rape - case in point, an old friend of mine had a child by rape, i felt bad for that boy because you could just tell by the way she treated him that he was unwanted, as compared to her 2 children by marriage), but if I got a girl pregnant there is no way in hell I would want her to have an abortion.
1. Homosexuality
C) I really don't care as long they aren't overly open about it. Despite my better judgement and my desire to be an evolved member of society, I find pda from 2 gay men disgusting (and thus, I'm avoiding Broke Back Mountain ;p). What you do in your house (and who you do it with) is your own thing.
2. Evolution
Good idea. I don't believe in god (I'm hip and trendy like that).
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
Truth to be told, I haven't followed the story very closely so my opinion is extremely uneducated on the subject. If those guys are indeed terrorist, they probably deserve everything they got.
4. Immigrants
Helped build the Country, but I can't help to think that some people from a certain part of the world oughta stay there. Racist pig that I am.
5. Abortion
A woman's right.
BONUS ROUND:
6. Death Penalty.
For it. I personally don't see how you can be against abortion and for death penalty and vice versa.
7. The War in Iraq.
For it. Not for the reason given originally, but I do believe we need to put some democratic foot hold into the middle east. Bad way to go about it, but you can't really back out now.
8. Gun Control.
Against. Personal stuff. Knew people who could still be alive today if they had have a gun.
C) I really don't care as long they aren't overly open about it. Despite my better judgement and my desire to be an evolved member of society, I find pda from 2 gay men disgusting (and thus, I'm avoiding Broke Back Mountain ;p). What you do in your house (and who you do it with) is your own thing.
2. Evolution
Good idea. I don't believe in god (I'm hip and trendy like that).
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
Truth to be told, I haven't followed the story very closely so my opinion is extremely uneducated on the subject. If those guys are indeed terrorist, they probably deserve everything they got.
4. Immigrants
Helped build the Country, but I can't help to think that some people from a certain part of the world oughta stay there. Racist pig that I am.
5. Abortion
A woman's right.
BONUS ROUND:
6. Death Penalty.
For it. I personally don't see how you can be against abortion and for death penalty and vice versa.
7. The War in Iraq.
For it. Not for the reason given originally, but I do believe we need to put some democratic foot hold into the middle east. Bad way to go about it, but you can't really back out now.
8. Gun Control.
Against. Personal stuff. Knew people who could still be alive today if they had have a gun.
Bodhis Short Political Orientation Quiz
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right - let me live my life, you live yours. It may not work for me, but the hell do I know about telling you how to live.
2. Evolution
a)good theory, and it's not as though intelligent design works any better. Although I <3 FSM. I just saw Danalog's avatar earlier in this thread and.
3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace
4. Immigrants
They're only making a bad situation worse for various parts of the country. Kick their behinds out. Maybe in 10 years when things have stabilized and rebounded, let 'em back in. Not as though this is the land of milk and honey anymore.
5. Abortion
For myself, I'm pro-life, and any woman I'm likely to sleep with (and those that I have slept with) would also be (and have been). However, as with 1), I don't have any right to tell you how to live - like I have any f'in clue how to run my own life let alone someone else's. So pro-choice.
So what is that, 3-1-1? I guess technically 3-2? ***** it. I'm still at work and blowing off real work to do class work and blowing that off to type crap here. Good times.
1. Homosexuality.
a) Right - let me live my life, you live yours. It may not work for me, but the hell do I know about telling you how to live.
2. Evolution
a)good theory, and it's not as though intelligent design works any better. Although I <3 FSM. I just saw Danalog's avatar earlier in this thread and
. 3. Gitmo/Abu Ghraib Abuses
a)national disgrace
4. Immigrants
They're only making a bad situation worse for various parts of the country. Kick their behinds out. Maybe in 10 years when things have stabilized and rebounded, let 'em back in. Not as though this is the land of milk and honey anymore.
5. Abortion
For myself, I'm pro-life, and any woman I'm likely to sleep with (and those that I have slept with) would also be (and have been). However, as with 1), I don't have any right to tell you how to live - like I have any f'in clue how to run my own life let alone someone else's. So pro-choice.
So what is that, 3-1-1? I guess technically 3-2? ***** it. I'm still at work and blowing off real work to do class work and blowing that off to type crap here. Good times.
I dont know enough about american economic issues,
If I had to put one up for that I would put
Deficit Spending
a) Throw money at social programs to help countries infrastructre
or
b) Throw even MORE money into the military industrial complex, slash social programs, give people insignificant tax breaks.
I think the average canadian is a social liberal but a economic conservative but is smart enough to realize things like "that 10.00$ off my paycheck" pays for national health care I might not use it often but its there if i need it. If i had to pay for health insurance it would be hell of a lot more.
Edited, Tue Feb 21 17:58:41 2006 by bodhisattva
If I had to put one up for that I would put
Deficit Spending
a) Throw money at social programs to help countries infrastructre
or
b) Throw even MORE money into the military industrial complex, slash social programs, give people insignificant tax breaks.
I think the average canadian is a social liberal but a economic conservative but is smart enough to realize things like "that 10.00$ off my paycheck" pays for national health care I might not use it often but its there if i need it. If i had to pay for health insurance it would be hell of a lot more.
Edited, Tue Feb 21 17:58:41 2006 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
trickybeck wrote:
I can respect people who analyze economic issues and say "well I think it would benefit society more in the long run to allow free enterprise", but is progressive on social issues like gay marriage.
I don't remember the questions and don't care to look them up. From Chicago suburbia, 32, played EQ, FFXI, CoH and WoW. I think I'm ultra-conservative or something as well.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
bodhisattva wrote:
Deficit Spending
a) Throw money at social programs to help countries infrastructre
or
b) Throw even MORE money into the military industrial complex, slash social programs, give people insignificant tax breaks.
a) Throw money at social programs to help countries infrastructre
or
b) Throw even MORE money into the military industrial complex, slash social programs, give people insignificant tax breaks.
In Canada, I prefer:
c) Reduce government waste so we can re-invest the money saved into the country.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Bodhi just how f[b][/b]ucking bored are you man? 
Quote:
I think the average canadian is a social liberal but a economic conservative but is smart enough to realize things like "that 10.00$ off my paycheck" pays for national health care I might not use it often but its there if i need it. If i had to pay for health insurance it would be hell of a lot more.
Actually, I'm curious about that... how much does health insurance cost in the states?
Our free health system is pretty damn expensive.
Then again, since I'm about to be unemployed, it won't cost me much anymore! SCORE!
BONUS ROUND:
6. Death Penalty.
All for it. You kill someone, you get killed. Simple as that. The appeal process has to go. Death Row has to go. Too much taxpayer money spent feeding/clothing people that are going to die, just get it over with.
7. The War in Iraq.
All for it. Just not the reasons given. Could have been done better, but having a democratic foothold in that region is well needed. The less troublemakers in power over there, the better off we all are.
8. Gun Control.
I have a gun. I like having a gun. I shoot someone (accident or not) and I deal with the consequances. Felons shouldn't have guns. People with a prior history of violence (or assault with a gun, re: brandishing it around and threatening people) shouldn't have guns.
6. Death Penalty.
All for it. You kill someone, you get killed. Simple as that. The appeal process has to go. Death Row has to go. Too much taxpayer money spent feeding/clothing people that are going to die, just get it over with.
7. The War in Iraq.
All for it. Just not the reasons given. Could have been done better, but having a democratic foothold in that region is well needed. The less troublemakers in power over there, the better off we all are.
8. Gun Control.
I have a gun. I like having a gun. I shoot someone (accident or not) and I deal with the consequances. Felons shouldn't have guns. People with a prior history of violence (or assault with a gun, re: brandishing it around and threatening people) shouldn't have guns.
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