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A random thought came to my drunken head last Saturday, how the hell do people manage road head. No way I could concentrate on driving. It would almost certainly end in death.
It's doable, but I tend to find myself slowing down.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Where is this?
Guess I should have made it clear but I ment on a highway. I have a few **** of it and it looks damn near impossible.
Guess I should have made it clear but I ment on a highway. I have a few **** of it and it looks damn near impossible.
webwierdo wrote:
I have a few **** of it and it looks damn near impossible.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
You're not really supposed to do it by yourself.
That brings up another issue. Two of them are filmed by the driver.
Be there some magic auto-pilot I do not know of?
I promise it is quite doable.
I got a good story about road head.
The g/f and I stopped to get a drink at the store, you know the 44 ounce styrofoam cup ones. Well on the way home she was starting to get horny, so she unzipped my pants and starting playing with it.
Next thing I know her heads in my lap, cup in one hand steering wheel in the other then all of a sudden everything got cold and wet. The straw poked through the bottom of the cup, I kept holding the cup higher and higher til it hit the roof and poked a hole in it.
Luckily she just laughed about it. When we got home we took a shower and took off from the beginning. It ended up being a pretty good night.
The g/f and I stopped to get a drink at the store, you know the 44 ounce styrofoam cup ones. Well on the way home she was starting to get horny, so she unzipped my pants and starting playing with it.
Next thing I know her heads in my lap, cup in one hand steering wheel in the other then all of a sudden everything got cold and wet. The straw poked through the bottom of the cup, I kept holding the cup higher and higher til it hit the roof and poked a hole in it.
Luckily she just laughed about it. When we got home we took a shower and took off from the beginning. It ended up being a pretty good night.
440 penises are lost every year in the U.S. due to Road Head+Pothole incidents.
Edited, Tue Feb 21 01:53:11 2006 by trickybeck
Just an idea here.... If she's giving you head, pull over to the side of the road. That's just no way to die.
On second thought, maybe it IS a good way to go out....
Edited, Tue Feb 21 02:32:09 2006 by Weebs
On second thought, maybe it IS a good way to go out....
Edited, Tue Feb 21 02:32:09 2006 by Weebs
Ah, the beauty of telescopic steering....
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Try doing it in a manual transmission. That's excitement.
This scenario can only plausibly work on the interstate, with the cruise control on and driving in the right-hand lane. No way could you or the person performing the act have any kind of mutual satisfaction with the start/stop city driving. That is if you're lucky enough to get someone to do this, that is not a prostitute or some hand-held device.
It's also much more difficult when there is a console.
Road Head is why Bench seats were invented.
And just one more reason for me to love my truck.
And just one more reason for me to love my truck.
Lady DSD wrote:
It's also much more difficult when there is a console.
American cars have it all over imports on this one.
Debalic wrote:
It's doable, but I tend to find myself slowing down.
/nod
You can't enjoy it as much, since you still have to drive but, it's doable and loads of fun.
Its a little much for me. Got it done a couple times but we had to pull over and finish because its too distracting and hit some traffic.
You people ever heard of taxis?
Imo, road head's sole purpose isn't to get you off. It's meant to be a fun prelude. If you pull over to finish, it turns into regular head and misses the point.
I'll echo the doable sentiment.
I've noticed that when it's going on I tend to drive slower. Agree 100% on the whole prelude thing. It's not meant to get you off but to get you ready to rip her clothes off after you get in the door.
Rules for receiving road head:
1. Keep both hands on the wheel.
2. Smile.
3. Make eye contact with every woman you see.
1. Keep both hands on the wheel.
2. Smile.
3. Make eye contact with every woman you see.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Road head > me.
I have a tendency to lock up the brakes at that special moment.
I have a tendency to lock up the brakes at that special moment.
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You people ever heard of taxis?
Um, giving head to random taxi drivers = NOT cool. You should probably keep that to yourself from now on.
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kaeleshtheklingon wrote:
Try doing it in a manual transmission. That's excitement.
I've done this. But we were on the highway so there really wasn't any shifting going on... but once we got off on our exit I had to keep moving so he could shift
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