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I love Valentine's DayFollow
I know it's just a Hallmark Holiday and an opportunity for retail stores to make a profit early in the year blahblahblah... but I still love Valentine's Day. I'm a romantic, I guess. I've got a really great evening planned for my man. The music, the movie, the popcorn with extra butter, the food, the dessert, the randy monkeysex afterwards... I've got it all planned out. So what are you guys doing for your significant others today?
Sleeping. 
I r teh singl3z.
I r teh singl3z.
Heterosexual intercourse.
Sick huh?
Sick huh?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Heterosexual intercourse.
Sick huh?
Sick huh?
How far along is your wife in her pregnancy?
I think that is the key determining factor to consider when determining "sickness" when railing a pregnant chick.
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I'm working, which will be better than last year.
That's probably NWS if anyone else looks at your monitor closely.
That's probably NWS if anyone else looks at your monitor closely.
We got a 100 dollar gift certificate to a fancy French restaurant for Christmas. Using that is saving us some cash. After that, more gross hetero sex.
Neither of us are big V-Day fans and, we’re still saving money for a trip this summer.
Neither of us are big V-Day fans and, we’re still saving money for a trip this summer.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Heterosexual intercourse.
Sick huh?
Sick huh?
Hey, if it works for you then I'm not one to judge your sinful lifestyle choice. After all, some of my best friends are breeders. Be out and proud, be who you are, and even if people look down on you for your sexual preference, don't forget that those same people have probably wondered what sex with a girl is like at some point in their lives. Just... don't get your girl to hit on me, I'm not into that sh[/b]it.
I vote Nephthys to be the board's token hetero. =)
29 1/2 minutes of hawt sex followed by me handing over $300 and discretely seeing her to the taxi out front.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Very gentlemanly of you Kakar. One should always escort the lady, even if she's already an escort. It's just good form.
Kakar the Vile wrote:
29 1/2 minutes of hawt sex followed by me handing over $300 and discretely seeing her to the taxi out front.
It's an additional $300 for anything after 30 min huh.
nothing that I'm aware of. My husband lacks in the romance dept. I've already given my family their gifts. I get up in the middle of the night and make litle arrangements of cards, chocolate, or favorite candy, and for the little one a stuffed animal. Other than that no plans.
I'm not bitter
I'm not bitter
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It's an additional $300 for anything after 30 min huh.
Actually, it's only $100 for each additional 30 minutes. But extra for the kinky stuff like having her sh[i][/i]it on a glass coffee table with me under it, or anything like that.
But hey, I'm on a budget here.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Being hetero has a slang term used by gays now. 
Sabo, I think have only one thing to say to you in rebuttal:
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
*ducks*
Sabo, I think have only one thing to say to you in rebuttal:
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
*ducks*
That's ok. We don't believe in you either. =)
It's a vicious cycle of non-beleivers.
Maybe none of us exist?
The Matrix has you.
Maybe none of us exist?
The Matrix has you.
How does maybe none of us exist make you feel E_odus?
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Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
That's ok. We don't believe in you either. =)
Humbug.
So, if I and the g/f where to be nearby, and accidentally brushed you in passing, would you get teh breeder cooties?
Lord xythex wrote:
How does maybe none of us exist make you feel E_odus?
Probably better about being the singlez.
Douglas Adams says that there is a finite amount of planets out there with life on them and an infinite amount without.
If you divide the amount of planets with life by the number of planets without you get 0. In essence this means that the concept of life is imaginary.
So you are all figments of my imagination
If you divide the amount of planets with life by the number of planets without you get 0. In essence this means that the concept of life is imaginary.
So you are all figments of my imagination
No. I carry an emergency can of Axe bodyspray and a pair of Prada shoes just in case such an event should happen. Nevertheless, I've heard of ex-straight ministries run by the Metropolitan Community Church that help wayward homosexuals find their way back into the Madonna's love through prayer, fasting and the Home Shopping Network. Some claim that these ministries don't really work, but I believe in the power of the Like-A-Virgin Mother's love.
Lady DSD wrote:
So you are all figments of my imagination
DSD, I love you. Could you imagine me with more money and a bigger package? Kthx~
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
So you are all figments of my imagination
DSD, I love you. Could you imagine me with more money and a bigger package? Kthx~
Money I have no problem with. But why would I waste imagining you with a bigger package when it doesnt do me any good?
Just be sure to pick out a special card for that special someone on this oh! so special day.
Not much of a Hallmark person, me.
Not much of a Hallmark person, me.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Got my hubby 2 cards (he never wants anything). I may get an actual verbal acknowledgment of the day from him as opposed to "Yeah. You too."
My daughter did make me a very cute card and she wrapped it in Christmas wrapping paper.
So maybe a cuddle tonight in front of the TV, watching a movie. I'll have to think of something nice for dinner.
My daughter did make me a very cute card and she wrapped it in Christmas wrapping paper.
So maybe a cuddle tonight in front of the TV, watching a movie. I'll have to think of something nice for dinner.
Samira wrote:
Just be sure to pick out a special card for that special someone on this oh! so special day.
Not much of a Hallmark person, me.
Not much of a Hallmark person, me.
This one made me
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