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My girlfriend has a hairy crack. How to deal?Follow
I'd make a sock to show you how to get a laugh over body hair and sexual habits but Kao would just out me again. So we will just have to deal with this mediocrity.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Best thread ever 
But yeah, go with the spa suggestion.
Whatever you do, don't even think about duct tape.
But yeah, go with the spa suggestion.
Whatever you do, don't even think about duct tape.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Mazra wrote:
Best thread ever
But yeah, go with the spa suggestion.
Whatever you do, don't even think about duct tape.
But yeah, go with the spa suggestion.
Whatever you do, don't even think about duct tape.
It's not like duct tape would be any worse then a waxing. A Brazilian bikini wax is supposed to be extremely painful.
The OP sounds like he’s seen about one puss in his whole life. Sack up and go to town. You think your chick likes licking on your hairy nuts? Unless she's got man as[/b]s, I don't see your problem.
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She also seems to shave her ***, so she knows she has asshair.
Well, if she shaves already, she obviously knows it is an issue. If you mention it, it will embarass the hell out of her.
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There were times I've shaved my ***, but I made sure I got every square inch of that sh*t, and if I cut my @#%^, big deal.
We needed to know this why?
Ursula Rucker wrote:
Girl, I'ma wax that ***, and stick that slit so hard, you gonna be calling me God
Salt N Pepa wrote:
Whip out my microphone and Turtle Wax that ***
NWA wrote:
Ah you can see I straight wax that ***
Chamillionaire wrote:
When I get back to the pad, I'ma wax that ***
Rubbing lotion on your frame, the next night we do the same
Got you stripping with your top missing, now you know I'm bout to bang
Rubbing lotion on your frame, the next night we do the same
Got you stripping with your top missing, now you know I'm bout to bang
You could learn something from rappers. More good advice can be found here.
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You could learn something from rappers. More good advice can be found here.
go back to your ghetto.
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Yank off
If he continues on this path, that's where he is going to end up anyway.
Yeah...
Not touching this one with a 10-ft pole.
*smacks the thread with an 11-ft pole
Seriously, get the fu[/i]ck over it. If she does wax/shave it regularly, wait until she does it again and comment on how "that fine smooth *** gets [you] so turned on" or something to that effect.
Compliments are the best way to get somebody to do something.
[i]*edit*
And cowgirl and/or reverse-cowgirl ftw, n00b.
Edited, Wed Feb 8 09:02:46 2006 by Althrun
Not touching this one with a 10-ft pole.
*smacks the thread with an 11-ft pole
Seriously, get the fu[/i]ck over it. If she does wax/shave it regularly, wait until she does it again and comment on how "that fine smooth *** gets [you] so turned on" or something to that effect.
Compliments are the best way to get somebody to do something.
[i]*edit*
And cowgirl and/or reverse-cowgirl ftw, n00b.
Edited, Wed Feb 8 09:02:46 2006 by Althrun
Nobby wrote:
Bombs Awaaaaay!!
rofl, you guys are ******* hilarious.
Best thread ever.
SERIOUSLY, MAYBE I WANTED TO APPROACH THE BOARD WITH IDEAS, AND IT BE DISCUSSED. NOT DISGUST.
****
Best thread ever.
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This is the most retarded ******* thread to have continued.
SO WAHT?
SO, even IF you relayed the notion that you were disgusted by her ***-hair, waht the hell do you expect to happen, her to start waxing her *** for you? You even said that it wasn't THAT hairy!
seriously, think about waht you're thinking about and stop being retarded.
SO WAHT?
SO, even IF you relayed the notion that you were disgusted by her ***-hair, waht the hell do you expect to happen, her to start waxing her *** for you? You even said that it wasn't THAT hairy!
seriously, think about waht you're thinking about and stop being retarded.
SERIOUSLY, MAYBE I WANTED TO APPROACH THE BOARD WITH IDEAS, AND IT BE DISCUSSED. NOT DISGUST.
****
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
[SUPPLIES]
1 roll duct tape
1 bit and bridle
[METHOD]
Commense activities as usually. Broach the subject of wanting to put a bit and bridle on her; this is for your own good.
Once this is in place, apply duct tape to the affected area.
Yank off, hold on to reigns.
Enjoy the ride.
1 roll duct tape
1 bit and bridle
[METHOD]
Commense activities as usually. Broach the subject of wanting to put a bit and bridle on her; this is for your own good.
Once this is in place, apply duct tape to the affected area.
Yank off, hold on to reigns.
Enjoy the ride.
Thanks Angsty, I needed something to brighten my day.
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SERIOUSLY, MAYBE I WANTED TO APPROACH THE BOARD WITH IDEAS, AND IT BE DISCUSSED. NOT DISGUST.
OK, if you are too feeble to realize that there is nothing that you can do about your woman having a hairy *** other than totally alienate her, than I have nothing but disgust.
however, on the contrary I don't believe a word of this crap, my belief is that you just get off on posting outlandishly ridiculous things on forums just so you can get your jollies off of the reaction of the posters.
You're Welcome
CROTCH
Personally, I think you should buy her a strap-on for Valentine's Day, and share the horror of your experience with her.
I mean, she's so selfish as to inflict that hairy *** on you, you should definitely inflict yours on her.
It's only fair.
I mean, she's so selfish as to inflict that hairy *** on you, you should definitely inflict yours on her.
It's only fair.
Yo, Coheed is the shiz.
10 posts
When ya are F*#(ing her just get a razor and do it!
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When ya are F*#(ing her just get a razor and do it!
Then your hand slips.. and the next thing you know your carrying your ********* to the hospital in an icechest.
ScyanTheBlack wrote:
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When ya are F*#(ing her just get a razor and do it!
Then your hand slips.. and the next thing you know your carrying your ********* to the hospital in an icechest.
Wait, wait, wait. This could be a good thing. After that he can try out for a porno position. Just like that guy who had his pen[/b]is chopped off.
[20:55] Darqflame: <3 U2 Kupo
Be Jealous
[14:24] nLoD: so it can't be all that hard can it?!
14:25] Pikko: obviously for magi it was really hard.. all the time
WoW: Retired
Uncleleo - 80 Undead Warlock Earthen Ring
Kishio - 80 Blood Elf Priest Earthen Ring
Elainebennis - 80 Blood Elf Death Knight Gul'dan
EQ2: Retired
Ishio - 80 Kerran Shadowknight - Crushbone
Ishiu - 26 Ogre Defiler - Crushbone
Ishias - 36 Conjy - Crushbone
Nerstinna - 16 Warden - Crushbone
>:3
Be Jealous
[14:24] nLoD: so it can't be all that hard can it?!
14:25] Pikko: obviously for magi it was really hard.. all the time
WoW: Retired
Uncleleo - 80 Undead Warlock Earthen Ring
Kishio - 80 Blood Elf Priest Earthen Ring
Elainebennis - 80 Blood Elf Death Knight Gul'dan
EQ2: Retired
Ishio - 80 Kerran Shadowknight - Crushbone
Ishiu - 26 Ogre Defiler - Crushbone
Ishias - 36 Conjy - Crushbone
Nerstinna - 16 Warden - Crushbone
>:3
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Wait, wait, wait. This could be a good thing. After that he can try out for a porno position. Just like that guy who had his ***** chopped off.
If my post leads to that I want my royalties, 10%.
Edited, Mon Feb 13 01:49:20 2006 by ScyanTheBlack
ScyanTheBlack wrote:
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Wait, wait, wait. This could be a good thing. After that he can try out for a porno position. Just like that guy who had his ***** chopped off.
If my post leads to that I want my royalties, 10%.
Edited, Mon Feb 13 01:49:20 2006 by ScyanTheBlack
Just print out a copy of the post.
[20:55] Darqflame: <3 U2 Kupo
Be Jealous
[14:24] nLoD: so it can't be all that hard can it?!
14:25] Pikko: obviously for magi it was really hard.. all the time
WoW: Retired
Uncleleo - 80 Undead Warlock Earthen Ring
Kishio - 80 Blood Elf Priest Earthen Ring
Elainebennis - 80 Blood Elf Death Knight Gul'dan
EQ2: Retired
Ishio - 80 Kerran Shadowknight - Crushbone
Ishiu - 26 Ogre Defiler - Crushbone
Ishias - 36 Conjy - Crushbone
Nerstinna - 16 Warden - Crushbone
>:3
Be Jealous
[14:24] nLoD: so it can't be all that hard can it?!
14:25] Pikko: obviously for magi it was really hard.. all the time
WoW: Retired
Uncleleo - 80 Undead Warlock Earthen Ring
Kishio - 80 Blood Elf Priest Earthen Ring
Elainebennis - 80 Blood Elf Death Knight Gul'dan
EQ2: Retired
Ishio - 80 Kerran Shadowknight - Crushbone
Ishiu - 26 Ogre Defiler - Crushbone
Ishias - 36 Conjy - Crushbone
Nerstinna - 16 Warden - Crushbone
>:3
Would your girlfriend happen to be Latin, Italian, or Jewish by any chance? Just a guess..
If you ever come out of the closet, you could admit it really turns you on and this thread was to convince yourself otherwise.
This thread is hairlarious.
Not really.
Not really.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Wow been a while since I've posted.... but man this easiest thing to do is take a shower together and start shaving or trimming yourself then start shaving her.... simple as that.
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