lol, well, it'd be more embarrassing approaching a group of people in real life, so this is a bit easier, and this isn't a joke topic. I think this is my first post here in the Asylum.
We've done it doggystyle before, but it was in the dark (typcally the only times we've had sex... at night), and we only did it for a minute since I typically like to get off that way, unless she wants to do it during our regular... sessions (man, that makes it sound bad... but for lack of a better word, of course). Anyway, we've been together a couple months, and we did it doggystyle during the day for the first time yesterday. And I was shocked to see she had a hairy crack. Not like, guy hairy, or nasty hairy, just... hairy. It's not as disgusting as I've thought, but it's definitely unattractive and anti-climactic... going to town, I take a peak at her ***... and plaaah, the hair!
How do I approach her about it? I can't be tactless, otherwise it'll make her feel nasty.
She's a very beautiful girl, 34C breasts, 5'1", 100 pounds, nice *** (would be nicer without the hair).. she's just, got this little wrong thing about her.
Thanks.
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At least she needs to shave a few years before you do, ace.
Bombs Awaaaaay!!
At least she needs to shave a few years before you do, ace.
Bombs Awaaaaay!!
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When you're hitting it, look down and yell "Holy ****, who turned on Planet of the Apes?!"
Subtle yet effective.
Subtle yet effective.
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Nah, I just want to tell her how nice of an *** she'd have if she shaved or waxed that ****.
That's not her *** and the hair there is perfectly natural.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Maybe she'll get the hint if you start to braid it while you're banging her.
Seriously though, there isn't a tactful way of doing that without making her feel completely embarrassed. Maybe you should just stick to the nighttime sessions.
Seriously though, there isn't a tactful way of doing that without making her feel completely embarrassed. Maybe you should just stick to the nighttime sessions.
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Make it into something fun the two of you can do together. You know, like once or twice a month (depending on how hideously quick she sprouts) you can have fondu and wax her crack. That's romance.
Or you could roleplay that she's a werewolf. Werewolf sex, ftw!
Edited, Tue Feb 7 18:52:35 2006 by Barkingturtle
Or you could roleplay that she's a werewolf. Werewolf sex, ftw!
Edited, Tue Feb 7 18:52:35 2006 by Barkingturtle
I was to seeing a hairless, succulent *** when dating my ex (for two years...). It was a thing of beauty.
lol...
This is silly to talk about.
But... maybe I can get drunk and tell her?
lol...
This is silly to talk about.
But... maybe I can get drunk and tell her?
I'm sure she's just dying to tell you a thing or two as well...
Just pay for a day at a spa for her to be pampered. Manicure, pedicure, facial, massage and whatever else. When you pay for it beforehand, tell them about your problem and ask them if there's a way for them to hint to her that she should have the hair thinned, waxed, whatever.
Otherwise, you could just tell her that she shouldn't wipe her *** for a few days and she could be sporting some dreads out of her as[sm][/sm]s.
Otherwise, you could just tell her that she shouldn't wipe her *** for a few days and she could be sporting some dreads out of her as[sm][/sm]s.
Nobody's perfect and like Jawbox said I'm sure she has some complaints about you as well. Tell her at your own risk, I would personally grin and bear it, and do you know why? Because you're still getting f[b][/b]ucking laid.
Live with it and turn off the light next time
Edited, Tue Feb 7 19:11:30 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
Live with it and turn off the light next time
Edited, Tue Feb 7 19:11:30 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
Dude, there's only one way to say what needs saying:
By plucking that shiznit, son!
Not only will you make her aware that she has *** hair, you'll also let her know exactly how hairy that crack is. And if you chicken out at the last moment and don't want to do like Mr. Greenjeans and pull those pesky weeds, you can always just shove your thumb in her bung instead. That'll also make for a great ride. You won't even have time to obsess over a few curlies as you hang on for dear life.
Alternatively, rent Deuce Bigalow and watch it with her. You'll know the time is right to bring up the topic.
By plucking that shiznit, son!
Not only will you make her aware that she has *** hair, you'll also let her know exactly how hairy that crack is. And if you chicken out at the last moment and don't want to do like Mr. Greenjeans and pull those pesky weeds, you can always just shove your thumb in her bung instead. That'll also make for a great ride. You won't even have time to obsess over a few curlies as you hang on for dear life.
Alternatively, rent Deuce Bigalow and watch it with her. You'll know the time is right to bring up the topic.
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But... maybe I can get drunk and tell her?
That just spares *your* feelings. You *should* be considering *her* feelings.
You'd be better off getting *her* drunk and shaving it off while she's stuporous.
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Nobody's perfect and like Jawbox said I'm sure she has some complaints about you as well. Tell her at your own risk, I would personally grin and bear it, and do you know why? Because you're still getting ******* laid.
Live with it and turn off the light next time
Live with it and turn off the light next time
lol. Yeah. Of course I'm getting laid. But, I don't know. Maybe I should just keep that mindset. Nobody's perfect. Sometimes I forget this.
She might have a thing or two to complain about me... yeah. Well, I don't know. If she has a problem, she'd tell me. Okay, this will go in circles.
lol... and about the comment about it being "thinned"... it's not thick, but it's noticeable and kinda dark. Kinda like our hair on our legs, but not as much and not as thick. She also seems to shave her ***, so she knows she has asshair. There were times I've shaved my ***, but I made sure I got every square inch of that ****, and if I cut my *******, big deal.
Blah, well, I should grin and bear it indeed. I just feel funny about it since it's not the *** I had in mind, rofl.
Just rub some Nairtm on your c[/b]ock and f[b]uck her in the a[b][/b]ss. By the time you are done the offending hair should be gone far, far away.
Edited, Tue Feb 7 19:49:36 2006 by Elderon
Edited, Tue Feb 7 19:49:36 2006 by Elderon
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That just spares *your* feelings. You *should* be considering *her* feelings.
You'd be better off getting *her* drunk and shaving it off while she's stuporous.
You'd be better off getting *her* drunk and shaving it off while she's stuporous.
I know, I was just being pessimistically facetious. I'd never do anything to deliberately hurt my girlfriend's feelings, ever. So, I guess I'll be getting her drunk instead, and I'll stay sober in the process so I don't cut her.
Hell... ****... that's a good idea! Thanks!
Neph, you don't have to use a sock to ask these questions, you know.
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I'd never do anything to deliberately hurt my girlfriend's feelings, ever.
Therein lies your problem. Without the neccessary ingredients for codependance she will never respect you enough to shave that jungle in her bunghole. I recommend Eldy's suggestion, talk about two birds with one bone.
Edited, Tue Feb 7 19:59:17 2006 by Barkingturtle
Elderon wins...
FOREVER
FOREVER
I've got a rather hairy crack as well (though the cheeks are relatively spare of foliage). When it gets too unmanageable (ie. needs to be combed/brushed) I will go at it with my trimmer - the whole nether regions, usually. This, of course, is done after a shower in which you very thoroughly wash and shampoo the area.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
This is the most retarded fu[b][/b]cking thread to have continued.
SO WAHT?
SO, even IF you relayed the notion that you were disgusted by her ***-hair, waht the hell do you expect to happen, her to start waxing her *** for you? You even said that it wasn't THAT hairy!
seriously, think about waht you're thinking about and stop being retarded.
SO WAHT?
SO, even IF you relayed the notion that you were disgusted by her ***-hair, waht the hell do you expect to happen, her to start waxing her *** for you? You even said that it wasn't THAT hairy!
seriously, think about waht you're thinking about and stop being retarded.
I am sensing anger coming from Kel tonight
Methinks Kelvy has himself one of them hairy-assed women, and the ***** refuses to wax... 
mine have tattoos on their asses, not hair (unless it's mine)
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Also: blatant plug of my cousin's recently published humor essay on this subject.
Skipped the essay, but took note of the cookie recipe.
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