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#52 Feb 07 2006 at 1:59 PM Rating: Default
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:

I am His Excellency Moebiuslord, your superior in every way that could even remotely begin to matter. At least that's who I play for 8 or so hours every day while I get paid to sit here and surf the interwebs. After that I am simply me, home with my family, enjoying a life that is more fulfilling than anything you could hope to know.

As to your petty assertions that my past encompasses a wide range of humiliation and degradation at the hands of others, no, not really. I didn't have that problem, being bigger than just about everybody else until high school, then just being a dirtier fighter when I matriculated.

You can believe what you want about my incredible wealth of knowledge on subjects spanning the universe of the knowable. And you can believe what you want about the posession, and use, of a large vocabulary. None of your beliefs will change the fact that I am smarter than you are by any accepted definition of the word.

Of course I post here to fluff my ego. The simple fact that you thought it important enough to embarass yourself with that post gives me an ego high better than the finest hash. Hey, don't cry because some big bad interwebs bully made you feel inadequate. Taking it personally is the surest way to make me feel fulfilled. What can I say? Its what I do.


I will admit that I was wrong. Well not so much as wrong, but didn’t fully understand and grasp the entirety of the situation. While you sit at your meaningless job, you project your fantasies on this board of actually being respected, and deserving of that respect. I can’t blame you all that much, after all who doesn’t love a good day dream once in awhile. As for the part of your life being so much more fulfilling than mine ever could be, I seriously doubt that. If it were as fulfilling as you say, you would not feel the need to try and belittle anyone who posts on “your” board. You would not need to fluff your ego by demeaning others at every turn. In fact you would probably be somewhat a decent person, since we both know that this is not the case, it is reasonable to believe that in all actuality, your life is far from fulfillment of which you claim to enjoy. You have given up the truth about yourself is a sad attempt to humble me into believing that I, in no way, shape, or form, come close to the man that you are. In any case, I do hope that you are getting what you need out of this exchange, I would not seek to deprive such a sad man of his small amount of joy in this life.

MentalMidget wrote:
What the hell does an extensive vocabulary have to do with compensation?

People use their vocabulary to communicate with their peers. Sometimes they use complex lingo and big words to purposely exclude their inferiors. You're just confused because you don't know if Moe is ridiculing you or offering you a slice of ham.


Go back and read exactly what you quoted from me again. But this time try sounding out the words, maybe they will make a little more sense to you.

Hint: Having the Vocabulary in not my point. Even using the Vocabulary once in awhile is still not my point. If you’re still having trouble understanding, let me know and I will just spell it out for you.

P.S. Don’t be such a sheep!

Edit: Not enough coffe just yet.

Edited, Tue Feb 7 14:03:31 2006 by Banter
#53 Feb 07 2006 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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The chip on Banter's shoulder must look like a second head.
#54 Feb 07 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
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The chip on Banter's shoulder must look like spinshark's head.


/nod
#55 Feb 07 2006 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
Banter, you keep referring to a "need" I have or feel. I wish I could help you out with that, but this is just fun. Call it R&R if you like. I usually just vacuum mice like you up in the wet/dry and listen to them clunk around in the chamber for a while before I turn it off.
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The chip on Banter's shoulder must look like a second head.

A la Johnny Knoxville in MIBII? :)
#56 Feb 07 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Ganthurt wrote:
Smiley: cry


I'm still trying to figure out if your an ignorant **** or a whiney cu[/b]nt. Maybe a bit of both?

The Asylum [b]is
"We"'s board you fuc[/b]king dolt. It was put here specifically so that "We" would have a place to chill out while fuc[b]ktards like yourself played in the sandbox with the rest of the children. This place exists for the sole purpose of "We"'s amusement.

You fit in around here like a fat chick wearing spandex. You pretend like it doesn't bother you when "We" snickers at you and calls you names while you retort with half-assed comebacks poor attempts at flaming. You're the fat girl who tries to make a stand and sit with the pretty girls at lunch and when you get smacked in the face with a Sloppy Joeâ„¢ you scream "Oh yeah?! Well, well, ur stoopid!".

Just because you can do something doesn't mean that your should. In this case, that includes posting in the Asylum, because you suck.

Edited to make it sound less like a Chinaman.

Edited, Tue Feb 7 14:21:23 2006 by Jacobsdeception
#57 Feb 07 2006 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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What I love most about threads like this is "nubs" read the first post get enraged and feel the need to respond. It makes me giggle.







nod
#58 Feb 07 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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#59 Feb 07 2006 at 4:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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NadenuE wrote:
The very idea


Okay, granny. Throttle back, now, before you break a hip.

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#60 Feb 07 2006 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
NadenuE wrote:
The very idea


Okay, granny. Throttle back, now, before you break a hip.


Eh? Speak up, ah cain't hear ya!!
#61 Feb 07 2006 at 5:40 PM Rating: Default
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You'll pardon me, oh aged one
...hahaha...Your a ******
#62 Feb 07 2006 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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Moe wrote:
First off, Tacosid, coming around once every couple of months to brag about how good you think you used to be is a little clichéd at this point, don't you think?

Secondly, you verbose mother f'ucker, choose the right words, use them effectively, and don't overstate your point. When you can learn that brevity is the very soul of wit, you can come back and try to play again. Until then, don't you have a lawn to fertilize?


Tacosid? You cut me to the quick, like lemon juice on a paper cut; I will never be the same. Isn't it ironic (doncha think?) the master of the cliché accusing me of a cliché?

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How you been???


Doin' good. Busy with work and a social life*



* Social life = That thing you do outside with other people. That’s right! You actually interact with them without the help of any electronics, sometimes you can even touch them. Strange concept, I know....err but if she is purrty I wouldn't suggest the touching. For me it's ok, but you would get in trouble.
#64 Feb 08 2006 at 1:17 AM Rating: Decent
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Everything in life is governed by a few simple rules. The rules vary, depending on what it is that needs governing, but everything you do has to meet some criteria to be considered successful, has to follow some guidelines to be valid.

Take posting on the interwebs. Now, some of you will bristle automaticly at the very suggestion that you may be somehow lacking in the posting skill catagory, but who are you trying to kid? A concensus is a concensus for a reason.

In an effort to help some of you out, maybe even increase your ability just a bit, allow me to set forth for you the rules that really should govern your posting.

#1: If you are going to swing an e-peen, make sure a virgin *** can feel it. Some of you no name dipsh;ts indiscriminantly mash the post message button and expect lavished praise like you're Bob's gift to the interwebs. We've heard it all before. You're not special and your opinion doesn't mean sh;t to us.

#2: If you are going to take on another poster, make sure you have the stamina to engage. Dropping a flame or two and then ducking off to a dark corner and pulling out the picture of your breast-feeding mother you just so you can rub out a therapeutic nut is not only creepy and wrong, but it makes you look like a jack ***, cementing your reputation and future position as board glory hole.

#3: If you are going to use the word "we" to create some false sense of inclusion, refrain from breathing. You are not We. We is we. You are they, and likely always will be. We neither cares what you think or how you feel. We is a cold ******* with no more desire to be included in a group with you than it would have it's ********* clamped in a vise and hammered.

They're simple concepts. If you try and follow them, incorporating them in to your daily life, the possibility exists you can someday not be a complete cnut. As important as they are, however, the key to posting here, and not getting bashed in to oblivion, is simply this...

Don't suck.


Cry more


Smiley: cry
#65 Feb 08 2006 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
By the way, Nobby...
When I wrote:
#2: If you are going to take on another poster, make sure you have the stamina to engage. Dropping a flame or two and then ducking off to a dark corner and pulling out the picture of your breast-feeding mother you just so you can rub out a therapeutic nut is not only creepy and wrong, but it makes you look like a jack ***, cementing your reputation and future position as board glory hole.

I was referring to what I thought were no account fixer nubs that infest this place like f'ucking c0ckroaches. I had no idea that the likes of you would give up so easily.

If you're going to call me out, try to have a little more commitment than a syphalitic west end pub strumpet looking forward to that next dental appointment, will you? Your cnut of an evil spawn had the temerity to come back for more. You just give up the ghost.

As the mini thug turned security guard from the epic House Party trilogy so eloquently put it...

What up wit dat?
#67 Feb 08 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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Really? The way I remember it dracoid spanked you like he was your "daddy" the majority of the time

That might have been bhodi...

So your memory is as bad as your ability to troll?
#69 Feb 08 2006 at 12:08 PM Rating: Decent
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And the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back...
#70 Feb 08 2006 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back...
My kids are going to see Fred Penner next week! Smiley: yippee
#71 Feb 08 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
By the way, Nobby...
When I wrote:
#2: If you are going to take on another poster, make sure you have the stamina to engage. Dropping a flame or two and then ducking off to a dark corner and pulling out the picture of your breast-feeding mother you just so you can rub out a therapeutic nut is not only creepy and wrong, but it makes you look like a jack ***, cementing your reputation and future position as board glory hole.

I was referring to what I thought were no account fixer nubs that infest this place like f'ucking c0ckroaches. I had no idea that the likes of you would give up so easily.

If you're going to call me out, try to have a little more commitment than a syphalitic west end pub strumpet looking forward to that next dental appointment, will you? Your cnut of an evil spawn had the temerity to come back for more. You just give up the ghost.

As the mini thug turned security guard from the epic House Party trilogy so eloquently put it...

What up wit dat?


Having sorted out other minor irritations I'm happy to oblige the "**** in the Hat"

It's been a joy to see you lay your hammer upon the n00bs. Always reassuring to see them cloven in twain, smitten from on high, and even rent asunder.

Actually, you have me intrigued. Alter-egos and all that.

I suspect that in MoebiusLard we have a real-life schizophrenic daddy who escapes from the mundanity of dandling **** Jr on his knee, whistling Disney tunes as he sets the house in order until Mrs Moe places dinner on the table. I suspect you even say Grace before tucking into your Tofu and organic cheese salad.

By day, you flip between courteously and patiently coming to the aid of your co-workers, or giving eloquent and civil succor to your company's clients, before putting down your thang on the errant arsylumites with vim and vigour.

I just know I'm right.

I, on the other hand, am a wordy, self-important name-dropping sarcast 24/7.

And as for keeping up the fight, I'm the cowardly ****** who runs behind the big guy when he's distracted, twats him with a rolled-up magazine then runs away. But I do it again later.

See?

Nobby:- Maintaining British Stereotypes since the mid-20th Century Smiley: grin
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#72 Feb 08 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
You know good and well the only part of that that I will even dignify with a response is your reference to Junior. You may want to keep that tucked away somewhere as we've all been forced to witness the grand scale failures of English Parenting.

Well, that and I do not say Grace. The very thought of her makes me cower in to a corner somewhere, reminded of the horrific things she tried to do to Mr. Happy once upon a time.
#73 Feb 08 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey, if you two insist on fighting, can it at least be over me?

That might make this Wednesday tolerable.

Thanks,

Nexa
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#74 Feb 08 2006 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
Hey, if you two insist on fighting, can it at least be over me?

Anything for you darling.

Nobby, your British dentistry ensures my victory in the fight for Nexa's body. You will be left only with her mind, and the knowledge that she will never fully reciprocate emotionally the thorough pounding I will lay on the hairy New England clam.

I am ok with that.
#75 Feb 08 2006 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
the hairy New England clam.



/swoon

That's more like it! Smiley: inlove

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#76 Feb 08 2006 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Nobby, your British dentistry ensures my victory in the fight for Nexa's body. You will be left only with her mind, and the knowledge that she will never fully reciprocate emotionally the thorough pounding I will lay on the hairy New England clam.


As nobody here has had the common decency to explain this "Dentistry" of which you speak, I'll plead ignorance on that.

In other regards, I have significant experience of sending out highly effective pheromones, attention grabbing eyebrow lifts (viz. Sean Connery) and raw natural sexuality to have a strike-out rate of zero with the likes of La Nexa.

As the "clam" in question (I prefer the more fragrant term "gash") is in the AlphaLeague (Up there with Flea and Nadenu, but not quite in the Angeline Jolie area) I'm confident that while you're tucking your sixth finger behind your hairy pinky and hiding your "Bill Gates guide to Hippo-seduction", I'll be catching her mid-swoon and she'll be admiring my etchings within 10 minutes.

Besides, while you have the mystique of "t3h M4rri3d M4n", your smell of toddler-sick, cheap 5-and-dime wifey parfum and suburban malcontent can hardly compete with my offers of Parisien Champagne dinners, Toulouse Cologne, Saville-Row suits, cosmopolitan post-theatre backstage schmoozes and a good, hard, English shag.
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