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In light of the recent events that have taken place in forum #4, aka the Asylum, of Allakhazam's Magical Realm, we hereby pronounce the forum dead.

"We"?

The editorial "we"?

Wee as in small?

man, that 80's **** gets me fu[/u]cking hot. So much better than the ultrabush 70's..

We as in everyone. You know it. I know it. The few with posters worth reading are gone. Smash, Pickle, and Skeet don't live here anymore. The only post that has any heat with a temperature near the fire that once burned endlessly in the asylum is Totem's Clinton/Rice thread. The sanctuary scandal's exposure has made any post by its regulars from now unto forever more nothing more than a shadow of an attempt to reclaim the glory that once was. The asylum exists no more, because those that were the asylum, ran from it. Ran from the very attitude that they helped create. Namely the,"I can post what I want, I am 1337, so STFU and GFY." attitude. It doesn't exist anymore. You guys went all utopian ***** on the asylum. You told others to go baby OOT if they can't handle the rate downs, and what did you do? Go invisible CJOOT and because you weren't able to handle the rate downs. It saddens me more than anything.

Dude, that hurt. What did I do to deserve that one?

maybe he's not but laviont's avatar's are just as bad.

Fuck you very much.

No scandal, no worries.

laviont you irrelevant prick, how about you go back to raping musical instruments and leave bored politics to the groan ups, k?

To the rest of you ********* who somehow believe a sanctuary of the sane was a cop out allow me to point out that most of us who needed the space from the trolls and the rest of you goddamn whiners, did not cut down on our posts here. Most of us also can't figure out why the rest of you are acting like you caught daddy fucking the milkman. Karma means **** so of course we ****** around with it you 'tards. Did any of you even notice our Karma moving or not moving, as the case may have been with troll attention? No. What difference does it make to any of you if my Karma was 3.72 or 3.74? None, because the only as[/b]sholes who care about karma are you mental defectives hovering at 1.50 or 3.00.

The problem with you goddamn morans is that you never got what this forum was about. Those of you swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool with the stupid idea that the forum is nothing more than an "I can post what I want, I am 1337, so STFU and GFY." attitude needs a Drano shot and you better make it a double. This forum is about having a good time and having an intelligent and mature discussion while taking the **** out of anyone that disagrees with you. It is not about pulling out your laughably undersized *****, stroking your e-peen and trying to find out how many people you can **** off before you get banned.

You want to know why Smash left? It's because he is spending time in a 12'x12' with Jesus and Carlos and practicing his push-ups. Pickle left because pumpkin season is over and Skeet is on the lame from da' cops and can only find time to bug us when the homeless guys are done with the computers at the public library. But if any of them had a chance it would have been because you 'tards think it's cool to smear virtual s[b]hit on yourselves, parade around like 6'2" 220lbs cross-dressers on Sunset and laugh when we flinch.

If this forum is done it's because of sh[/b]itty little a[b]ssholes like you laviont.

Oh?

Touchy are we?


Hmmm.


Sane people don't belong in an asylum.


I always knew it was a CJ of the elite. I just never gave a true flying **** about the elite in this room. Hence, my meaningless karma level. Not exactly sub d material, not exaclty a voter.


In predominately one direction. Up?


Who cares if you have a troll? Karma means nothing right? And also, do you think people who really don't like you guys can even rate anyway? You guys have to have some differing opinions, and you may have been hit by some people you were sucking off the night before. The people hovering around 1.5 and 3.0 aren't the ones rating you. You went to escape trolls.


Just not possible. I don't post enough to even tint the asylum either red or green. I have started maybe 5 topics at most, and I definitely do not degenerate a conversation into a contest of insult, though I may return the favor. My posts are completely irrelevant to the quality of the asylum. They don't get nuked, and they provide for a moderate amount of entertainment. I may have some beliefs you disagree with, but I have only been rated below default filter 3 times in the asylum. The most people that I have pissed off enough to rate me down in one post is maybe 4, until today. Maybe the sanctuarians will hate me from now on. But that's okay with me I guess. I can still laugh at a sad display of shameless postpharming and karma whoring. You can continue to try to defend your actions. You guys know how stupid you look right now. Catch you later.

@ Git.

Especially the part where you try and explain what this forum is about. How many times is that going to have to be brought up before people get it?

/sigh

Hello proof.