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#27 Jun 15 2004 at 6:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your orginal post made it sound like you found her hot in Leon. I take it back you're not a pedophile, but you have trouble expressing your ideas.
#28 Jun 15 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Default
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I did find her hot in Leon. I know that I am falling for the directors intentions, and that the director is ****[b][/b]ing with my head, but yes she was hot and the film would not have been so genius if she wasn't. And yet I am disturbed by this because normally the idea of ******* a 12 year old is repulsive, and now that Natalie Portman is of age she disturbs me still. Although I am sure I would pull myself together if she was to walk into the room and ask me to rip her clothes off. After all I could just imagine her as she was in Leon. Wait...
#29 Jun 15 2004 at 6:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well make up your mind on your pedophilia so I can label you and be done with it.
#30 Jun 15 2004 at 6:22 PM Rating: Default
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It isn't allowed to label people as paedophiles on this forum, suggest you err on the side of caution.

OTHERWISE I WILL SUE YOUR ***!
#31 Jun 15 2004 at 6:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Are you allowed to file a civil suit if you are a convicted pedophile?
#32 Jun 15 2004 at 6:26 PM Rating: Default
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I charge for legal advice, $500 per hour. You wanna swap emails?
#33 Jun 15 2004 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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Pat's fantasy date would be a three-way with Hermione Grainger and Hillary Duff.

j/k, I'm on your side, except that her 12-year-old image wouldn't pop into my head, I'm pretty sure I could block that out.

Besides, what's the point at which you can recognize hotness without being a pedophile? The 18 age limit is just an arbitrary number chosen by the government. We can all agree that Lindsey Lohan is hot, but she's only 17. Does that make you a pedophile? Britney Spears has been marketed as a sex symbol since she was 15. Does that make the music industry pedophiles?



disclaimer: Actual pedophiles are disgusting and should be shot.

#34 Jun 15 2004 at 6:28 PM Rating: Default
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The music industry is disgusting and should be shot.


FTFY

Eb
#35 Jun 15 2004 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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I agree.
#36 Jun 15 2004 at 6:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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A simple yes or no would suffice. As for pedophilia and it's cut off age, whether you agree or not it's the law. I don't really think Pat is a pedophile, I was just joshin. Anyhow, Pat, you should be happy, the Olsen twins are almost legal.
#37 Jun 15 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Default
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I know you were joshing, I can take a joke, recognise humour, and indeed I encourage it. The reason I can do this is because I know for a fact that I am not an actual paedophile.

Edited, Tue Jun 15 19:38:55 2004 by Patrician
#38 Jun 15 2004 at 6:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I always knew you weren't a pedophile since you couldn't spell it.
#39 Jun 15 2004 at 6:40 PM Rating: Default
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I know you were joshing, I can take a joke, recognise humour, and indeed I encourage it. The reason I can do this is because I know for a fact that I am not an actual paedophile.


You seem more like a MILF man.

Eb
#40 Jun 15 2004 at 6:42 PM Rating: Default
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I think all women are at their hottest at 20. It is all downhill from there.
#41 Jun 15 2004 at 6:44 PM Rating: Default
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I think all women are at their hottest at 20. It is all downhill from there.


I would agree except for California has proven that incorrect for me. Lots of 22-42 beauties.

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#42 Jun 15 2004 at 6:46 PM Rating: Default
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That is one hell of a range. I presume you can still tell which end girls/moms sit at?
#43 Jun 15 2004 at 6:48 PM Rating: Default
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I always knew you weren't a pedophile since you couldn't spell it.


Double bluff? They teach you that at Paedo school.
#44 Jun 15 2004 at 6:48 PM Rating: Default
One really can't. It's a beautiful thing!

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#45 Jun 15 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Patrician wrote:
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I always knew you weren't a pedophile since you couldn't spell it.


Double bluff? I'm really a Paedo and hang out at schools.


FTFY
#46 Jun 15 2004 at 6:50 PM Rating: Default
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Sorry dude that is a bad thing. I aint with you on that.
#47 Jun 15 2004 at 6:51 PM Rating: Default
Aren't you in your late 20s? This should NOT be a problem.

If someone is cute, they are cute.

Eb
#48 Jun 15 2004 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Goddamit, that was actually amusing banter until you fell back on FTFY.

Goodnight, off to bed with twenty five year olds.
#49 Jun 15 2004 at 6:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Patrician wrote:
Goddamit, that was actually amusing banter until you fell back on FTFY.

Goodnight, off to bed with five year olds.


FTFY
#50 Jun 15 2004 at 6:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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That was too easy.
#51 Jun 15 2004 at 6:54 PM Rating: Default
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I am at a strange age where I have issues sleeping with women with ages I remember my Mom being. Freud would have an opinion on it, I am sure.
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