So Tael, tell me. . . How bad does it suck to have your sig be 10x more funny than your posts?
Then again, your sig is only funny because it's about Stewie.
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Lol Tael your sig is from tonight's Family Guy. That was a funny one.
Radek
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Are you kidding? Without Skeet, this board would be soo boring.
Well, there'd be less posts, I guess.
See, when I joust with Admins over free speech on this board it's a noble Quixotic statment made with grace and dignity.
When Skeet does it, it's People V Flint.
You know you're not getting a custom title of this skeeter!
Edited, Wed Jun 16 12:12:35 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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See, when I joust with Admins over free speech on this board it's a noble Quixotic statment made with grace and dignity...When Skeet does it, it's People V Flint.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
People come and people go. Over the last three years I have seen alot of people leave (and some come back) If skeet goes it would not, in the cosmic sense, mean squat.
The following people have taken long (more than 3 months) haitus') some have never returned.
Smash, Thundra, Cogmatrix, Tormentcia, Grady, Angry Hippo, Robpickles, Baldisking, etc...etc...
All have seemed important to the forum at the time, but alas, when the left the forum did not cave in on itself.
If you truly believe the **** you have been preaching, then you are a moron Skeet. Let me know when you find a forum that lets you run the show.
Tacosid
The following people have taken long (more than 3 months) haitus') some have never returned.
Smash, Thundra, Cogmatrix, Tormentcia, Grady, Angry Hippo, Robpickles, Baldisking, etc...etc...
All have seemed important to the forum at the time, but alas, when the left the forum did not cave in on itself.
If you truly believe the **** you have been preaching, then you are a moron Skeet. Let me know when you find a forum that lets you run the show.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
i still love that pic of katie, if she's not really that good looking then i think we all need a recent pic of her, but until i see actual proof i still say i'd **** the ****** off of that girl
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Funny but not true. At least Flint got results.
True, but citing a more obscure free speach case would just confuse you hoopleheads.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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i still love that pic of katie, if she's not really that good looking then i think we all need a recent pic of her, but until i see actual proof i still say i'd @#%^ the ****** off of that girl
Don't you have some cows to push over?
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I guess that means I am going to have to leave too, right pickle?
Naw...we cool.
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i still love that pic of katie, if she's not really that good looking then i think we all need a recent pic of her, but until i see actual proof i still say i'd @#%^ the ****** off of that girl
Good idea. Then her husband pistol whips the fu[/b]ck out of you to unconsiousness, gets the chainsaw and cuts you up into little bloody chunks, ***** the chunks and then sells them to your family as welfare hamburger.
Oh wait, that's if you fu[b]ck my wife. I imagine he'd react with simmilar decorum, though.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Talk about me, be it good or bad, is still talk about me.
Thanks for keeping my ears buzzing.
No, even if I did get hauled off to prison for being a terrorist I'd still find some way to post here.
I had a friend in CA convinced I was a terrorist. At the time I managed to get a Passport for my trip to Peru while I had an expired license, plus I had a "girlfriend in the DC area" that I visited. I was a lot more tan in CA, and my hair was bigger and poofier. The best part was that his wife was in the Airforce, so he lived on Base with her, I remember he had reservations about having his going away party at his house because he didn't want me on base.
Thanks for keeping my ears buzzing.
No, even if I did get hauled off to prison for being a terrorist I'd still find some way to post here.
I had a friend in CA convinced I was a terrorist. At the time I managed to get a Passport for my trip to Peru while I had an expired license, plus I had a "girlfriend in the DC area" that I visited. I was a lot more tan in CA, and my hair was bigger and poofier. The best part was that his wife was in the Airforce, so he lived on Base with her, I remember he had reservations about having his going away party at his house because he didn't want me on base.
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Good idea. Then her husband pistol whips the **** out of you to unconsiousness, gets the chainsaw and cuts you up into little bloody chunks, @#%^s the chunks and then sells them to your family as welfare hamburger.
Smash, you don't want to turn him on even more!
Radek
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Don't you have some cows to push over?
later, i'm busy killing the few blacks that live in idaho, then i have to ship my potato and onion crops, plow the fields, make some lightbulb-replacing candles, ***** some pig's, and ***** my cousin. when i get done w/ all that i come to ur state and go cow-tippin'. no one would blame me for wanting to have relatins w/ a girl other than my cousin lu-lu, right???
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later, i'm busy killing the few blacks that live in idaho, then i have to ship my potato and onion crops, plow the fields, make some lightbulb-replacing candles, ***** some pig's, and ***** my cousin. when i get done w/ all that i come to ur state and go cow-tippin'. no one would blame me for wanting to have relatins w/ a girl other than my cousin lu-lu, right???
Don't forget "Go door to door handing out Books of Mormon".
Wait, I guess everybody in Idaho already has one huh?
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Good idea. Then her husband pistol whips the @#%^ out of you to unconsiousness, gets the chainsaw and cuts you up into little bloody chunks, @#%^s the chunks and then sells them to your family as welfare hamburger.
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no please continue, i'm almost finished
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Good idea. Then her husband pistol whips the @#%^ out of you to unconsiousness, gets the chainsaw and cuts you up into little bloody chunks, @#%^s the chunks and then sells them to your family as welfare hamburger.
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Smash, you don't want to turn him on even more!
no please continue, i'm almost finished
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Don't forget "Go door to door handing out Books of Mormon".
Wait, I guess everybody in Idaho already has one huh?
Wait, I guess everybody in Idaho already has one huh?
ur thinking Utah, our two main religions r white-pride and a select few follow what r called the "moonies"
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ur thinking Utah, our two main religions r white-pride and a select few follow what r called the "moonies
Christian Idenity is real popular in Idaho, but I guess that would fit into "white pride"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I just can't believe the OP hasn't been edited yet.
I really can say what ever in the fu[b][/b]ck I want to around here can't I?
I really can say what ever in the fu[b][/b]ck I want to around here can't I?
"i'm going to assassinate president (insert name here)" might raise a few eyebrows, unless of course u said it skeet, cus no one believes u anyway
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