The young lady in the link is, reportedly, Kyvana. Katie, seeing that another female is getting attention, is upset and trying to put Kyvana down. You see, while the other ladies on the forum reacted to Stok's contest with good nature and obviously dismissed it as the usual brand of board hijinx mixed with idiot male behaviour, Katie -- in regular white trash Jerry Springer fashion -- is walking around saying "Honey! You ain't got enuff pouuunds ta be a real wa-man!" and "Giiiirrrrlll... you ain't all dat in yer hoochie shirt! Talk to the hand! TALK - TO - DA - HAND!!"
We all hope she can work through her self esteem issues.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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The young lady in the link is, reportedly, Kyvana. Katie, seeing that another female is getting attention, is upset and trying to put Kyvana down. You see, while the other ladies on the forum reacted to Stok's contest with good nature and obviously dismissed it as the usual brand of board hijinx mixed with idiot male behaviour, Katie -- in regular white trash Jerry Springer fashion -- is walking around saying "Honey! You ain't got enuff pouuunds ta be a real wa-man!" and "Giiiirrrrlll... you ain't all dat in yer hoochie shirt! Talk to the hand! TALK - TO - DA - HAND!!"
We all hope she can work through her self esteem issues.
We all hope she can work through her self esteem issues.
So from what you guys are saying it seems that Katie is one of those Big is beautiful type of chics? Or so she thinks?
BTW Kyvana looks pretty damn good to me.
Edited, Mon Jun 14 19:45:08 2004 by FigNewton
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Ky, sorry if I dont follow your line of work in the **** industry, being easy is fine for some girls, but sorry not for me. So yes, you can show off your tits all day long, some things are better left to the imagination.
I find it terribly amusing that you have the audacity to even imply that I'm a *****, seeing as how you know nothing of my sex life at all.
Are you angry that my above mentioned breasts are nicer than yours?
Is it that I'm all around 500% better looking than you are, even with a bag over my head and a stupid expression on my face?
Either way, I don't think you know anything about me other than the fact that I've corrected your horrible trailer trash grammar a few times, and that's put a bunch in your size 18 panties.
Here's a brief history. You've been married twice in the time that I've been with my fiance. Noah and I have been together for 7 years, engaged for 3. You are the same age I am (22, if I remember correctly), and have been married twice. For the record, I've had sex with 3 people, because I've been with one for 7 years. Can you say the same? Probably not. I'm sure you ****** 3 of the local line-dancers during your divorce downtime alone.
You are a feeble-minded, ignorant, illiterate, white-trash, mentally delayed, slightly overweight, greasy, holier than thou, overly-opinionated ****, (can I say ****? If not that was cu'nt) and the only reason you have anything to say to me is because in my 15 posts I've gotten more compliments, from more people, than you have in quite some time.
My only suggestion, next time you care to get into a battle of the wits with someone, bring a fookin' weapon.
Yes, I'm better, cuter, smarter and nicer than you. Oh, and I think I took 2nd place from you. How d'you like them apples, honey?
Zing.
19 posts and Kyvana's balls have doubled in size already.
Er...figuratively, of course.
19 posts and Kyvana's balls have doubled in size already.
Er...figuratively, of course.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I find it terribly amusing that you have the audacity to even imply that I'm a *****, seeing as how you know nothing of my sex life at all.
Are you angry that my above mentioned breasts are nicer than yours?
Is it that I'm all around 500% better looking than you are, even with a bag over my head and a stupid expression on my face?
Either way, I don't think you know anything about me other than the fact that I've corrected your horrible trailer trash grammar a few times, and that's put a bunch in your size 18 panties.
Here's a brief history. You've been married twice in the time that I've been with my fiance. Noah and I have been together for 7 years, engaged for 3. You are the same age I am (22, if I remember correctly), and have been married twice. For the record, I've had sex with 3 people, because I've been with one for 7 years. Can you say the same? Probably not. I'm sure you @#%^ed 3 of the local line-dancers during your divorce downtime alone.
You are a feeble-minded, ignorant, illiterate, white-trash, mentally delayed, slightly overweight, greasy, holier than thou, overly-opinionated @#%^, (can I say @#%^? If not that was cu'nt) and the only reason you have anything to say to me is because in my 15 posts I've gotten more compliments, from more people, than you have in quite some time.
My only suggestion, next time you care to get into a battle of the wits with someone, bring a fookin' weapon.
Yes, I'm better, cuter, smarter and nicer than you. Oh, and I think I took 2nd place from you. How d'you like them apples, honey?
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-Kyv ><
Are you angry that my above mentioned breasts are nicer than yours?
Is it that I'm all around 500% better looking than you are, even with a bag over my head and a stupid expression on my face?
Either way, I don't think you know anything about me other than the fact that I've corrected your horrible trailer trash grammar a few times, and that's put a bunch in your size 18 panties.
Here's a brief history. You've been married twice in the time that I've been with my fiance. Noah and I have been together for 7 years, engaged for 3. You are the same age I am (22, if I remember correctly), and have been married twice. For the record, I've had sex with 3 people, because I've been with one for 7 years. Can you say the same? Probably not. I'm sure you @#%^ed 3 of the local line-dancers during your divorce downtime alone.
You are a feeble-minded, ignorant, illiterate, white-trash, mentally delayed, slightly overweight, greasy, holier than thou, overly-opinionated @#%^, (can I say @#%^? If not that was cu'nt) and the only reason you have anything to say to me is because in my 15 posts I've gotten more compliments, from more people, than you have in quite some time.
My only suggestion, next time you care to get into a battle of the wits with someone, bring a fookin' weapon.
Yes, I'm better, cuter, smarter and nicer than you. Oh, and I think I took 2nd place from you. How d'you like them apples, honey?
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-Kyv ><
This is SOOOOOOOOOO much cooler than a tit shot. (Although, tit[i][/i]ties are good.)
Nice work, Kyv!
Eb
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This is SOOOOOOOOOO much cooler than a tit shot. (Although, ******* are good.)
Nice work, Kyv!
Eb
Nice work, Kyv!
Eb
I do concur. Well written, well said!
Edited, Tue Jun 15 15:31:21 2004 by FigNewton
I was hoping she'd respond to me, since she runs her cockholder about everything else. Looks like she's got nothing to say, for once. ^^;
I was hoping she'd respond to me, since she runs her cockholder about everything else. Looks like she's got nothing to say, for once. ^^;
Oh, she quit the board - didn't you hear?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
She supposively left the forums.
You Win!
You Win!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Oh yeah?
I bet it was in one of those melodramatic, drama-queen styles where she tosses her hair, stomps her feet, rolls her eyes, and says she doesn't have time for us anymore, cuz she's so much better. ^^
I should have stopped lurking weeks ago and actually posted. I forgot how much fun harassing mental midgets can be :D
I bet it was in one of those melodramatic, drama-queen styles where she tosses her hair, stomps her feet, rolls her eyes, and says she doesn't have time for us anymore, cuz she's so much better. ^^
I should have stopped lurking weeks ago and actually posted. I forgot how much fun harassing mental midgets can be :D
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare's an instigator. I like that.
I AM NOT!
Just letting Kyvana know that she can stop picking on Katie now -since Katie has left....and the English teacher in me likes to back my statements up with documented facts.
And, let me get this straight, you are calling me an instigator, Stok?
Just letting Kyvana know that she can stop picking on Katie now -since Katie has left....and the English teacher in me likes to back my statements up with documented facts.
And, let me get this straight, you are calling me an instigator, Stok?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I was just welcoming you to the club. The asylum needs more people like us. How else does this play stay interesting with out the "DRAMA"?
Well, I used to be president of the Drama Club at school...
Lol!
Lol!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I've heard drama chicks are easy.
Then again, I'm preaching to the choir. How's the baby coming along, Tare?
Then again, I'm preaching to the choir. How's the baby coming along, Tare?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I've heard drama chicks are easy.
Then again, I'm preaching to the choir. How's the baby coming along, Tare?
Then again, I'm preaching to the choir. How's the baby coming along, Tare?
We prefer the phrase "open to new ideas", Jophiel, you smartarse.
Baby is fine - getting bigger and bigger.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Kidnap the Santy Claws, put him in a box, lock him up for 90 years, then see if he talks...
La la la la la..la la la la la...
La la la la la..la la la la la...
Oh, if I could rate you up.....
You rule!
Eb
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Baby is fine - getting bigger and bigger.
Does it still look like an alien in the ultrasounds?
I don't know about Tare, but mine does. I guess this is normal then, I wasn't sure.
Mine looked like an alien for a long time, but slowly the face turns a little more normal, you can see its eyes, and the occasional sucking of a fist.
I know of only one other way to turn a man my size in to an emotional train wreck, and I am not goin there. LOL
I know of only one other way to turn a man my size in to an emotional train wreck, and I am not goin there. LOL
I am starting to panic already and we are not due for another 4 months.
Breath... Breath....
Tare, myself, and another friend of ours are all having babies one month apart, Tare gets to go last, I am in the middle.
I am going to try and find out what names Tare likes, then name our child that. Will make for a good conversation piece for years to come.
Breath... Breath....
Tare, myself, and another friend of ours are all having babies one month apart, Tare gets to go last, I am in the middle.
I am going to try and find out what names Tare likes, then name our child that. Will make for a good conversation piece for years to come.
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I am going to try and find out what names Tare likes, then name our child that. Will make for a good conversation piece for years to come.
LOL I stole one sister's boy name and one sister's girl name. They were both pissed for a while, now the older of the two is a happy camper. If she can ever manage to have a kid, that is.
You named your kid Jim Bob Betty Sue? Goddamn. . .
Edited, Wed Jun 16 00:35:27 2004 by PsychoJester
Edited, Wed Jun 16 00:35:27 2004 by PsychoJester
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