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#27 Jun 13 2004 at 3:04 AM Rating: Good
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Man, if Tacosid doesn't show up quickly this will be an easy win.

;-)

#28 Jun 13 2004 at 5:24 AM Rating: Good
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Here, it's two years old:

http://home.comcast.net/~becker0712/trickybeck.jpg

(Don't ask what the thing on my shoulder is.)



#30 Jun 13 2004 at 9:06 AM Rating: Default
you know you'd look a hell of a lot "cooler" without the cig stickin out your mouth.
#31 Jun 13 2004 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Lets see one of Flea then.

You can find mine.

Git, go back and read. I've never made any claims as to my looks-on the contrary. I asked to be removed from the contest, not only because I think my looks are inconsequential, but because I don't like the idea of judging a person based on looks alone. That's why I voted for Tare in the last one, because we've had off-sit correspondence.

If you don't want to be judged, just say so. If you think you're good-looking, post a picture. Either way, commit and quit using me as a shield, you ball-less fu[b][/b]ck.Smiley: wink2
#32 Jun 13 2004 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
Well since I instigated the other poll, here goes.

Stok
#33 Jun 13 2004 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey, liked your role as the evil **** archeologist in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Stok Action Figure

Edited, Sun Jun 13 10:41:21 2004 by Smasharoo
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#34 Jun 13 2004 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
That wasn't me, that was my cousin. I don't look that good.
#35 Jun 13 2004 at 10:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Skeet, you realize a nose job is out-patient services these days, right??


***** that, how do you think I avoid running into you when I visit Texas?

Smells like rancid tuna in that direction, lets go somewhere else

Not to mention all the free Fruitloops I get.

#36 Jun 13 2004 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Well, my fragile psyche can't handle both Katie and Skeet calling me a puss[i][/i]y, so here ya go.

Only pic I have scanned, so enjoy.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#37 Jun 13 2004 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, my fragile psyche can't handle both Katie and Skeet calling me a *****, so here ya go.

Only pic I have scanned, so enjoy.


Meh, you're still a pus[b][/b]sy to me Joph.

Smiley: wink2

Edited, Sun Jun 13 11:59:07 2004 by Skeeter
#38 Jun 13 2004 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
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You and Stok could be cousins. If I get a haircut and some glasses we could start new carreers as acrobatic triplets.
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#39 Jun 13 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Decent
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You and Stok could be cousins. If I get a haircut and some glasses we could start new carreers as acrobatic triplets.


Only one problem with that.

acrobatic?

Yeah right, fatty.
#40 Jun 13 2004 at 11:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I'll be the tramploine. Up on my stomach boys!
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#41 Jun 13 2004 at 11:34 AM Rating: Decent
Well, I can't argue with that.

Good luck fellahs.

#42 Jun 13 2004 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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For the ladies, a fresh one.

Double chin, thin lips, bad hair.

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Smasharoo/61304.jpg

What's not to love!

Remind me never to use geocities again.

Edited, Sun Jun 13 13:26:31 2004 by Smasharoo
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#43 Jun 13 2004 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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^ I'm speechless.
#44 Jun 13 2004 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Considering this is my first post on "The Asylum", I'm going to do all of you a favor and give you a picture of who you're making fun of.

What a stud

...and yes, Skeet, I read your damn thread. I am currently in the process of dying to appease you.

*Edit*: Here's a couple more pics... cause I'm that bored here at work...

Delirious after 12 hours on the road
About to fall over...
Oh yeah, I'm a hardass alright.

Edited, Sun Jun 13 14:46:19 2004 by DolAmroth
#45 Jun 13 2004 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I wanna see a few more pictures before I vote ;)
#46 Jun 13 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
Well Goal.. looks like you dont have much to worry about...
#47 Jun 13 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Come on now, Totem's in pretty good shape. Just because he's black don't take him out of the running allready.
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#48 Jun 13 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
No picture, no running.
#49 Jun 13 2004 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Goalkeeper has upgraded his fan club.

I'm impressed.
#50 Jun 13 2004 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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No picture, no running
So you're saying Goalkeeper isn't in the running since he has yet to post in this thread?

Hehe.. poor scorned Katie. Lost the female competition so she's all bitter now Smiley: lol
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#51 Jun 13 2004 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Meh, you're still a ***** to me Joph
You're such a flirt.
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