Answer honestly.
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Thats all.
Tacosid
Edited, Thu Jun 10 12:59:56 2004 by Tacosid
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1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
2, but only because that would give me reason to buy a pair of parachute pants. Can't touch this!
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Maybe. It'd have to be towards the end of my life it I'm gonna sacrifice it.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold?
Pre-op or post-op?
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which would you choose?
"Careful, he's got a bad case of Thundra!" Just seems to roll off the tongue.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Extra eye
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Snakes
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
7
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Absolutely
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
7'7", 190 lbs
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Wasn't this the plot of "The Sixth Day", that movie with the Governator? I'd probably live somewhere else.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Methodically tortured, carved and eaten
Twiztid
2, but only because that would give me reason to buy a pair of parachute pants. Can't touch this!
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Maybe. It'd have to be towards the end of my life it I'm gonna sacrifice it.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold?
Pre-op or post-op?
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which would you choose?
"Careful, he's got a bad case of Thundra!" Just seems to roll off the tongue.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Extra eye
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Snakes
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
7
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Absolutely
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
7'7", 190 lbs
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Wasn't this the plot of "The Sixth Day", that movie with the Governator? I'd probably live somewhere else.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Methodically tortured, carved and eaten
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
Well, I am already suffering the effects of irrational emotions so #1 is out, but I think #2 would be the best. I would love to have voicemail that says, "Hello, I'm calling for Mr. Fancy Pants."
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Hmmm...probably not. I have too much to live for now!
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold?
No - because the girl of my dreams would be a boy. =)
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which would you choose?
Acute Skeeter Folicular Growth Syndrome
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Eye on the back of my neck - clearly. I can barely work the two arms I have already.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Vomit. Because I KNOW vomit can't hurt me.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
Zero right now. Ugh. That question made me barfy.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
YES.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
3'8 and ALL WOMAN
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Kill that beeatch.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Green around the gills. Yuck.
Well, I am already suffering the effects of irrational emotions so #1 is out, but I think #2 would be the best. I would love to have voicemail that says, "Hello, I'm calling for Mr. Fancy Pants."
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Hmmm...probably not. I have too much to live for now!
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold?
No - because the girl of my dreams would be a boy. =)
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which would you choose?
Acute Skeeter Folicular Growth Syndrome
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Eye on the back of my neck - clearly. I can barely work the two arms I have already.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Vomit. Because I KNOW vomit can't hurt me.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
Zero right now. Ugh. That question made me barfy.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
YES.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
3'8 and ALL WOMAN
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Kill that beeatch.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Green around the gills. Yuck.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
1)Mr. Fancy Pants
2)yes.the clap
3)as long as she doesn't like to be called "harry"
4)javelin's disease(AKA the clap)
5)3rd eye
6)maggots, it's be like a million little fingers massaging u all night
7)80-100
8)of course, im a money ***** just like every one else
9)7'7" and 190
10)new life elsewhere, cus he might kill me first(he is equal to me in strength, speed, etc.
11)"was found impaled on a fire-hydrant, seemed to be self inflicted"
2)yes.the clap
3)as long as she doesn't like to be called "harry"
4)javelin's disease(AKA the clap)
5)3rd eye
6)maggots, it's be like a million little fingers massaging u all night
7)80-100
8)of course, im a money ***** just like every one else
9)7'7" and 190
10)new life elsewhere, cus he might kill me first(he is equal to me in strength, speed, etc.
11)"was found impaled on a fire-hydrant, seemed to be self inflicted"
1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days.
... I do this anyway! ;) Well.. at least once a month.
2. Tough one. Both on the giving up of my life part and the eradicating disease... what disease? Right now, I'd say AIDS.
3. Can we change it to guy of my dreams, named Lily, and assume I wasn't married? In that case, no, it wouldn't bother me.
4. Mistress PsychoJester... and Turetts syndrome?
5. Two extra arms. I'd hate to have to get a monacle for my third eye, and what would I do with my hair?
6. A bed full of snakes. Tarantulas are too fuzzy, they'd itch! And too many legs, that would tickle. Maggots smell gross, not to mention all that wriggling would drive me nuts (see the tickling above). Vomit, again, the smell. And chunks of food under you, how uncomfortable.
7. Since I have no real idea of how big a vienna sausage is, I can't answer that question.
8. Yes. Money is money.
9. 7'7 and 190.. sure, I'd be skin and bones... but 3'8 and 250 pounds - you wouldn't be able to walk. Someone would have to roll you around.
10. Can I pick choice C? Get together with my clone and play merry hell on my family and friends? Okay.. you get the husband for the first six months and I get to deal with the family. Then we switch.
11. Bloated and maggot ridden. :)
... I do this anyway! ;) Well.. at least once a month.
2. Tough one. Both on the giving up of my life part and the eradicating disease... what disease? Right now, I'd say AIDS.
3. Can we change it to guy of my dreams, named Lily, and assume I wasn't married? In that case, no, it wouldn't bother me.
4. Mistress PsychoJester... and Turetts syndrome?
5. Two extra arms. I'd hate to have to get a monacle for my third eye, and what would I do with my hair?
6. A bed full of snakes. Tarantulas are too fuzzy, they'd itch! And too many legs, that would tickle. Maggots smell gross, not to mention all that wriggling would drive me nuts (see the tickling above). Vomit, again, the smell. And chunks of food under you, how uncomfortable.
7. Since I have no real idea of how big a vienna sausage is, I can't answer that question.
8. Yes. Money is money.
9. 7'7 and 190.. sure, I'd be skin and bones... but 3'8 and 250 pounds - you wouldn't be able to walk. Someone would have to roll you around.
10. Can I pick choice C? Get together with my clone and play merry hell on my family and friends? Okay.. you get the husband for the first six months and I get to deal with the family. Then we switch.
11. Bloated and maggot ridden. :)
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
The "Mr. Fancy Pants" thing.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Yes, MS (My mom has it).
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
I'm assuming that big word means important, so I'll say hell yes! I ain't tromping around town with some woman with a man's name!
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
Hmmmm...well I can't think of anything off the bat...so I'll go with something cheesy and stupid. "Mommy, I Twiztid my ankle!".
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
The eye on the back of my neck, definitely.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
I'd have to go with tarantulas...they're fuzzy! :D
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
I guess 6 or 7...
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Sure.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
3'8 and 250lbs. I could be super midget!
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Kill the clone dammit! He can't take my life!
***Edit: Sorry I just realized that I was the clone...so I would kill real version, not the clone.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
"He seems to have an abnormally small *****."
RadekIII
Edited, Thu Jun 10 13:16:22 2004 by RadekDeLoku
The "Mr. Fancy Pants" thing.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Yes, MS (My mom has it).
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
I'm assuming that big word means important, so I'll say hell yes! I ain't tromping around town with some woman with a man's name!
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
Hmmmm...well I can't think of anything off the bat...so I'll go with something cheesy and stupid. "Mommy, I Twiztid my ankle!".
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
The eye on the back of my neck, definitely.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
I'd have to go with tarantulas...they're fuzzy! :D
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
I guess 6 or 7...
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Sure.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
3'8 and 250lbs. I could be super midget!
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Kill the clone dammit! He can't take my life!
***Edit: Sorry I just realized that I was the clone...so I would kill real version, not the clone.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
"He seems to have an abnormally small *****."
RadekIII
Edited, Thu Jun 10 13:16:22 2004 by RadekDeLoku
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
4-Baldness runs in the family, probably end up like that one day anyways.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?No, I am a selfish prick.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold?Fu'ck yes, detrimental doesnt begin to decribe it.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?Smash....Because he deserves it and I think he'd enjoy it the most. As a disease he could cause grief for millions. He'd be cancer or something similar.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Another arm, on the condition that women grow another breast.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.Snakes.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?At 50 bucks a pop.....until I puke, and then I'd eat some more.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?Sure. I'm already married, I'm sure she would enjoy an extra 250k a year.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?No preference they would both suck equally.
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?Make deal with the clone to split the responsibilty of being "me". 50% less work sounds good to me.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?Looking like the inmates in Chino had run a train on his ***.
Edited, Thu Jun 10 18:20:54 2004 by spawned
i'm assuming that the vienna sausages r those little weiners that come in the can, if they'r the big ones then 10-12
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Pre-op or post-op?
Giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire...yeah, it's in a window this time.
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Which would be more preferable?
more preferable would be NOT being at work so I had time to fuuk with this *****.
1.Toughy.....i would have to go with reverse mohawk and dress accordingly
2.Yes Altziemers, this has to be the worst disease for a family to have a loved one suffer from.
3.I doubt any female would reach the age to get into a bar with a name like that but no i think i could live with it after establishing that:
A:- at no point was said female ever a man and
B:- had no intention in the future of becoming a man.
4.Spakeritis after katie.
5.More arms i think.
6.Snakes are fine i can live with snakes.
7.i recon i could make double figure if sufficiently motivated.
8.Yes
9.What?? i am 3'8"!! The best things come in small packages!
10.DEATH TO THE CLONE!!!! err i mean death to the real me .. or do i?? aghhh all confused!!!
11."Today the puss ridden body of a navy midget was found floating in the harbour, it appears the local suck fly population had laid eggs prior to the body being found and most of the rotting carcass was bloated and maggot ridden.
Police sources indicated that the body had the 3'8" malehad been repeatedly butt raped before being poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung draw and quatered. A note found in the victims slightly chewed earlobe read:- Time is but a window, death is but a doorway, I'll be back "
2.Yes Altziemers, this has to be the worst disease for a family to have a loved one suffer from.
3.I doubt any female would reach the age to get into a bar with a name like that but no i think i could live with it after establishing that:
A:- at no point was said female ever a man and
B:- had no intention in the future of becoming a man.
4.Spakeritis after katie.
5.More arms i think.
6.Snakes are fine i can live with snakes.
7.i recon i could make double figure if sufficiently motivated.
8.Yes
9.What?? i am 3'8"!! The best things come in small packages!
10.DEATH TO THE CLONE!!!! err i mean death to the real me .. or do i?? aghhh all confused!!!
11."Today the puss ridden body of a navy midget was found floating in the harbour, it appears the local suck fly population had laid eggs prior to the body being found and most of the rotting carcass was bloated and maggot ridden.
Police sources indicated that the body had the 3'8" malehad been repeatedly butt raped before being poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung draw and quatered. A note found in the victims slightly chewed earlobe read:- Time is but a window, death is but a doorway, I'll be back "
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i'm assuming that the vienna sausages r those little weiners that come in the can, if they'r the big ones then 10-12
Someone FTFH. I just can't.
Eb
Too easy..
pickleprince wrote:
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i'm assuming that the vienna sausages r those little weiners that come in the can, if they'r the big ones then 10-12
Someone FTFH. I just can't.
Eb
Too easy..
Dear God I hadn't even noticed that.
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road
Warrior Hawk.
3. I wouldn't mind having Angelina Jolie lips.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Maybe when I'm older, but I could think of a few people I'd be happy to volunteer now. Cancer of any type. AIDS might seem like an obvious answer, but the spread is, in most cases, preventable.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Detrimental, no. Confusing? Yes, as my name is Susan.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
Tourette's syndrome could be renamed Trunksbrando by Proxy. Nothing personal, Trunks. It just rolls off the tongue. Try it!
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
I guess I'd go with the eye. Either one would be problematic.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Snakes any day.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
20?
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Sign me up.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
Call me Butterball
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Am I the only one who'd want to make out with my originator before starting a new life elsewhere?
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Victim appears to have been tortured over an extended period before being killed.
Warrior Hawk.
3. I wouldn't mind having Angelina Jolie lips.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Maybe when I'm older, but I could think of a few people I'd be happy to volunteer now. Cancer of any type. AIDS might seem like an obvious answer, but the spread is, in most cases, preventable.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Detrimental, no. Confusing? Yes, as my name is Susan.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
Tourette's syndrome could be renamed Trunksbrando by Proxy. Nothing personal, Trunks. It just rolls off the tongue. Try it!
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
I guess I'd go with the eye. Either one would be problematic.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Snakes any day.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
20?
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Sign me up.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
Call me Butterball
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Am I the only one who'd want to make out with my originator before starting a new life elsewhere?
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Victim appears to have been tortured over an extended period before being killed.
1) Being referred to as Mr. Fancy Pants, because who gives a f[/b]uck what those people think!
2) No. People will always find some new way to die. And I don't want to be responsible for global overpopulation.
3) I'd need more backstory on why her name is Harold.
4) I don't know anyone well enough to say.
5) The extra eye would be more easily removed, though equilibrium will be a problem. Perhaps you can modify your seat though, so you don't have to look in the rearview mirror. Then again, you can never accuse anyone of backstabbing.
6) Fear factor is a stupid show.
7) Which flavor?
8) Yes, I'd use it as a springboard for my anti-clap campaign.
9) 7'7" I can always gain weight, and I can't grow taller. I can make millions playing basketball and not even be very good. Look at shaq.
10) I'd scheme with my real self to f[b]uck with people.
2) No. People will always find some new way to die. And I don't want to be responsible for global overpopulation.
3) I'd need more backstory on why her name is Harold.
4) I don't know anyone well enough to say.
5) The extra eye would be more easily removed, though equilibrium will be a problem. Perhaps you can modify your seat though, so you don't have to look in the rearview mirror. Then again, you can never accuse anyone of backstabbing.
6) Fear factor is a stupid show.
7) Which flavor?
8) Yes, I'd use it as a springboard for my anti-clap campaign.
9) 7'7" I can always gain weight, and I can't grow taller. I can make millions playing basketball and not even be very good. Look at shaq.
10) I'd scheme with my real self to f[b]uck with people.
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
#1 -- I figure I'll just tell people I have some chronic depressive disorder and then they'd have to feel bad for me and stuff.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Does my sacrifice go recognized? I want a big bronze statue of me as the hero who gave up his life to cure cancer.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Assuming it's a bona fide female with an unfortunate name, that's cool. If it's someone with reversed plumbing, we'd probably have some issues.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
**** pinworms would be known as Smash-Donahue Syndrome.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
The arms. I could go to India and bilk villagers out of their women and goats by claiming to be a deity.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Snakes probably would have the least offensive tactile impression.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
I'd probably choke down three before I felt sick and yaked on their pants. Then I'd owe them $50 for new pants and the rest would be all profit, baby!
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Hell yeah. For $250k a year I'd go on TV and plug anti-bestiality counselling. Like I care what some tards on the other coast think of me and anyone who knows me will know I'm just in it for the money.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
7'7" -- they could call me "Beanpole"
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Killing the clone is the only way. Otherwise they start ******** with your wife and stealing your office acocunts and stuff. Haven't you ever seen a movie?
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
"Deceased appears to have been repeatedly sodomized by gorillas"
#1 -- I figure I'll just tell people I have some chronic depressive disorder and then they'd have to feel bad for me and stuff.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Does my sacrifice go recognized? I want a big bronze statue of me as the hero who gave up his life to cure cancer.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Assuming it's a bona fide female with an unfortunate name, that's cool. If it's someone with reversed plumbing, we'd probably have some issues.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
**** pinworms would be known as Smash-Donahue Syndrome.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
The arms. I could go to India and bilk villagers out of their women and goats by claiming to be a deity.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Snakes probably would have the least offensive tactile impression.
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
I'd probably choke down three before I felt sick and yaked on their pants. Then I'd owe them $50 for new pants and the rest would be all profit, baby!
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Hell yeah. For $250k a year I'd go on TV and plug anti-bestiality counselling. Like I care what some tards on the other coast think of me and anyone who knows me will know I'm just in it for the money.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
7'7" -- they could call me "Beanpole"
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
Killing the clone is the only way. Otherwise they start ******** with your wife and stealing your office acocunts and stuff. Haven't you ever seen a movie?
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
"Deceased appears to have been repeatedly sodomized by gorillas"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
1. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants".
I collect vintage pants, but Big Lips come a close second as I have alien lips.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Nope.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Rather her be called Harry than be Hairy. Names are irrelevant and interchangeable.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
The obvious choice is Skeet as his name needs no nudging to become a VD.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Anything to be more like Kali.
http://www.sanatansociety.com/free_stuff/free_wallpaper_kali_1152x864.htm
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Tarantulas. They are fuzzy!
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
Maybe 25 if I had Saltines and hot sauce.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Easy money.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
Call me Ed "Too-Tall" Jones.
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
I would team up with myself and become the male version of the Olsen Twins.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Fat.
Edited, Thu Jun 10 14:25:54 2004 by pickleprince
I collect vintage pants, but Big Lips come a close second as I have alien lips.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Nope.
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Rather her be called Harry than be Hairy. Names are irrelevant and interchangeable.
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
The obvious choice is Skeet as his name needs no nudging to become a VD.
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Anything to be more like Kali.
http://www.sanatansociety.com/free_stuff/free_wallpaper_kali_1152x864.htm
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Tarantulas. They are fuzzy!
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
Maybe 25 if I had Saltines and hot sauce.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Easy money.
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
Call me Ed "Too-Tall" Jones.
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
I would team up with myself and become the male version of the Olsen Twins.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Fat.
Edited, Thu Jun 10 14:25:54 2004 by pickleprince
Quote:
Am I the only one who'd want to make out with my originator before starting a new life elsewhere?
This gives "GFY" a whole new meaning!
Eb
1. I'll take #4. It wouldn't be that much of a change. I'd have to let a little grow out and shave a little off, is all. Besides, I can think of worse people to be accused of emulating than RW Hawk.
2. I wouldn't sacrifice my own life if it would cure every disease. I'm stingy and people are largely ungrateful.
3. It would be hellishly detrimental. Harold would kill my *** in short order cuz there's NO WAY I could leave that alone. 'Harold, WTF happened there? Let me guess, your parents wanted a son that would hate them."
4. Dunno, I haven't been here long enough to answer honestly. There's so much personality here to choose from.
5. Extra eye. Although the ability to give the finger 4x at once would be pretty spiffy. I change my mind. I'll take the arms.
6. I'd have to take the vomit. At least it would probably sit still. I'd have to kill the other stuff to get any rest and that's way too much work.
7. If somoene would pay me 50 bucks/vienna sausage, I could probably eat around 150-200 in one sitting. This makes the assumption that I A) am allowed no breaks, B) am allowed to have RC cola to go woth the sausages, and C) don't have to fight anyone over the right to drink the juice in the can.
8. For 250k/year, I'd get on TV and plug a herpes infected person. Then, I'd be willing to sign to plug the treatment, too.
9. 3'8" and 250. Preferrably, in conjunction with #8.
10. No, but I'd just HAVE to try and get up a menage a trios.
11. By all appearances, wounds should not have been fatal. Subject appears to have been a *****.
2. I wouldn't sacrifice my own life if it would cure every disease. I'm stingy and people are largely ungrateful.
3. It would be hellishly detrimental. Harold would kill my *** in short order cuz there's NO WAY I could leave that alone. 'Harold, WTF happened there? Let me guess, your parents wanted a son that would hate them."
4. Dunno, I haven't been here long enough to answer honestly. There's so much personality here to choose from.
5. Extra eye. Although the ability to give the finger 4x at once would be pretty spiffy. I change my mind. I'll take the arms.
6. I'd have to take the vomit. At least it would probably sit still. I'd have to kill the other stuff to get any rest and that's way too much work.
7. If somoene would pay me 50 bucks/vienna sausage, I could probably eat around 150-200 in one sitting. This makes the assumption that I A) am allowed no breaks, B) am allowed to have RC cola to go woth the sausages, and C) don't have to fight anyone over the right to drink the juice in the can.
8. For 250k/year, I'd get on TV and plug a herpes infected person. Then, I'd be willing to sign to plug the treatment, too.
9. 3'8" and 250. Preferrably, in conjunction with #8.
10. No, but I'd just HAVE to try and get up a menage a trios.
11. By all appearances, wounds should not have been fatal. Subject appears to have been a *****.
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1. Which would be more preferable? I. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days.
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease? AIDS/HIV- Save the pregnant teens...
3. If the guy of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Susan?
I wouldn't care, I'd give them a guy sounding nickname! =3
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
"tarv of the Seven Seas disease" Haha it sounds like real one too! Sorry guy, I don't know you! LOL
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
SWEET! Extra arms! I could grab so many things and shake so many hands! But it would get uncomfortable and I'll imtimdate so many people... so I'll go with the mysterious thrid eye.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in?
I. A bed full of tarantulas (I like spiders. They're furry =3)
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
I'll eat until I get full and can't go no further but not until I puke it all up, assuming he's also paying for the ones I digest. Or I'll eat like crazy if im hungry for money....Ho ho what a cheesy line.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
WHAAAT?
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
Tall and skinny please.
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
I would legally change my name, move out of the country and start a enw life. This an't a Silvester S or an Arnold S. action packed movie~ where I'd go looking for my evil twin and plot an awful murder! XD C'mon...relax.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Head, arms, legs: not attached
2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease? AIDS/HIV- Save the pregnant teens...
3. If the guy of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Susan?
I wouldn't care, I'd give them a guy sounding nickname! =3
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
"tarv of the Seven Seas disease" Haha it sounds like real one too! Sorry guy, I don't know you! LOL
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
SWEET! Extra arms! I could grab so many things and shake so many hands! But it would get uncomfortable and I'll imtimdate so many people... so I'll go with the mysterious thrid eye.
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in?
I. A bed full of tarantulas (I like spiders. They're furry =3)
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
I'll eat until I get full and can't go no further but not until I puke it all up, assuming he's also paying for the ones I digest. Or I'll eat like crazy if im hungry for money....Ho ho what a cheesy line.
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
WHAAAT?
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
Tall and skinny please.
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
I would legally change my name, move out of the country and start a enw life. This an't a Silvester S or an Arnold S. action packed movie~ where I'd go looking for my evil twin and plot an awful murder! XD C'mon...relax.
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
Head, arms, legs: not attached
Jophiel wrote:
"Deceased appears to have been repeatedly sodomized by gorillas"
Joph, for your sake I'm hoping that wasn't a psychic prediction.
1. Which would be more preferable? 1. Being subject to random fits of crying...basically breaking down at random once every couple of days. 2. Having all of your friends and family refer to you as "Mr. Fancy Pants" 3. Having your lips swell to twice their current size permanently. or 4. Wearing your hair permanently in the classic "reverse mohawk" sported by Road Warrior Hawk.
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2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Ignorance
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Sure
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
Hemorhoids - Cherrabwyn
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Extra Eye - to scope out all the pretty ladies better
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Who hasn't slept in their own vomit before? I'd go with vomit
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
Let's see how much money do I owe the bank...
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Sure
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
7'7 & 190 lbs
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
I'd quietly go rob several banks then leave quietly and start a new life
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
wasn't he a democrat?
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2. Would you be willing to sacrifice your own life if it meant that the disease of your choice could be globally eliminated? If so what disease?
Ignorance
3. If the girl of your dreams picked you up in a bar would it be detrimental to a future relationship if you found out her name was Harold? EDIT! if you are female the man of your dreams would be named Susan.
Sure
4. If you could name a disease after a person on this forum, which disease and which person would you choose?
Hemorhoids - Cherrabwyn
5. Which would you rather have? An extra eye on the back of your neck, or two extra arm directly under your current pair?
Extra Eye - to scope out all the pretty ladies better
6. Assuming that they could not harm you, which would you rather sleep in? 1. A bed full of tarantulas 2. A bed full of snakes 3. A bed full of maggots 4. A bed full of vomit.
Who hasn't slept in their own vomit before? I'd go with vomit
7. If someone was willing to pay you 50 bucks a pop, how many vienna sausages do you think that you could eat?
Let's see how much money do I owe the bank...
8. Would you get on T.V and plug a Herpes Treatment medicine for 250,000 bucks a year?
Sure
9. Would you rather be 7'7 and 190 pounds or 3'8 and 250lbs?
7'7 & 190 lbs
10. If you woke up tomorrow only to find out that you were actually only a clone of yourself would you kill the actual version of yourself to reassume your life or would you leave quietly and start a new life elsewhere?
I'd quietly go rob several banks then leave quietly and start a new life
11. Assuming you were murdered and the authorities were to find your carcass, what would be the least desirable description you would want them to use when they found your corpse?
wasn't he a democrat?
Quote:
"Today the puss ridden body of a navy midget was found floating in the harbour, it appears the local suck fly population had laid eggs prior to the body being found and most of the rotting carcass was bloated and maggot ridden.
Police sources indicated that the body had the 3'8" malehad been repeatedly butt raped before being poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung draw and quatered. A note found in the victims slightly chewed earlobe read:- Time is but a window, death is but a doorway, I'll be back "...
Police sources indicated that the body had the 3'8" malehad been repeatedly butt raped before being poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung draw and quatered. A note found in the victims slightly chewed earlobe read:- Time is but a window, death is but a doorway, I'll be back "...
...It is thought that the assailant attacked from behind. If only he had an eye in the back of his neck.
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