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DES MOINES, Iowa -- A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.
Gitslayer was later quoted as saying "Mi mamasita would never serve me a cold chalupa in teh Barrio! Viva Zapata!!"
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***, I know, now I have to throw out my Christopher Lame driver license. Do you know how expensive a fake I.D. is? The only one I got left says Timothy Smith. Do I look like a Timothy? Do I look that gay?
and you know I aint going to that court date either.
and you know I aint going to that court date either.
Kaolian is a Timothy. Are you calling the admin gay? You crazy *******!!
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Or maybe this was him?
http://www.theindependent.com/stories/111999/Hus_tacobelljayhawk19.html
What is it with chalupas? Do they put crack in them?
Nah, Git's a big guy, but he's not a pound over 240!
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Kaolian is a Timothy
*Woof!*Woof!*
What's the girl? Kao's fell down a well?
*Woof!*
The well at the bottom of the abandoned mine?
*Woof!*Woof!*
The abandoned mine full of smugglers? Good girl!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Nah, Git's a big guy, but he's not a pound over 240!
210, if you think I weight 240 I shudder at the thought of what you weight.
Break chairs much?
Did anyone ever see the Ben Stiller Show spoof of Lassie where they replaced Lassie with Charles Manson?
"What's wrong, Manson? Did Timmy fall down the well?"
"Cut you, slice deply into the helter skelter red red flesh!"
"Show us where, Manson, we need to rescue him!"
"What's wrong, Manson? Did Timmy fall down the well?"
"Cut you, slice deply into the helter skelter red red flesh!"
"Show us where, Manson, we need to rescue him!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Dion Rayford, a 270-pound University of Kansas football player, got stuck in the drive-thru window of a Taco Bell when he allegedly tried to go after employees who left a chalupa out of his order.
Now there is a man who takes his food seriously.
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Nah, Git's a big guy, but he's not a pound over 240!
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210, if you think I weight 240 I shudder at the thought of what you weight.
Break chairs much?
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Nah, Git's a big guy, but he's not a pound over 240!
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210, if you think I weight 240 I shudder at the thought of what you weight.
Break chairs much?
Arguing about weight? Now I'm convinced you are both are either old queens or housewives.
What next? Which minivan is the best?
How to clip coupons the CORRECT way?
:)
Eb
I tip the scales at 235 at the moment. That's only about 35 pounds over my "playing wieght" though!
Besides, I'm taller.
Besides, I'm taller.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I tip the scales at 235 at the moment. That's only about 35 pounds over my "playing wieght" though!
Playing weight? For what, poker playing?
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Playing weight? For what, poker playing?
More like playing the Tuba.
Eb
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