Not ThinkingFollow

Many have questioned my method of thinking, and say that I contradict myself and accuse me of being trying to act holier than Thou... Well, here's my suggestion to you... Stop Thinking.. it's easy do lots of drugs, because in this day and age and this world...thinking can just get you into all sorts of trouble. So try to take all the steps that you can to avoid being afflicted with thinking....
You may ask "What is thinking?" I say to you... Don't worry about it, it doesn't matter at all, except that it isn't good..

Here I'll help you out, in case you should feel a sudden outbreak of thinkng.. here are some warning signs:

Curiosity: meaning you wish to know more about somthing....because it looks interesting... This is very dangerous.. Do some drugs insted, maybe some kind of downer..

Memory: like when you remember somting that happened in the past... meaning some other time than Now... This is dangerous but not fatal.. just try to keep it under control... The past is history .. it doesn't matter.. if you start worring about things that happend yesterday or whenever.. it could really mess things up for the present... so If you feel like you're gonna have an atack of memory. do some drugs instead.. maybe some hallucinogen. cause hallucinations are alot safer than memories..

Ambition: that is ... the feeling of wanting to achieve somthing..or be somthing different.... just do some drugs... Cause you know there isn't anything worth doing... so just forget it... because this may make you focus on the future.. which can be more dangerous than the past.. the only time that matters is now...and the way to be is Just the way you are now.

the Temptation to see things from someone elses point of view. Don't do this even for a moment. The only point of view is your own, because you are you and you have your desires, and no body and nothing else matters, at all. You didn't ask to be born, nobody asked you waht kind of world you wanted to live in..which means they have No right to make you see their point of view..no matter who they are... parents, teachers, whoeve.. they are only trying to get to to do waht they want, to make things easier for them.. and if they think that they can make you see from their point of view they won't stop trying until they can... so just protect yourself.. by being rude, and sullen, and disrepectful at all times.

Feeling of Responsibility.. as if it's up to You to do somthing, or be somthing, just because you should.. this is one of the oldest and most dangerous traps ever invented and can lead directly to thinking.. therefore remember at all times that you are NOT responsible.. no matter waht.. because no matter waht it is, it is Not your fault, and let somone else take care of it. If you ever have the feeling that seems like responsibility.. get Drunk instead, and yell at people and smash things up and puke all over the place. If you show people you are comletly not responsible.. they'll stop expecting you to be, and stop talking about it, and get used to you the way you are.

Desire to Believe in Somthing. Somthing bigger than yourself, somthing important and worthwhile. This is the one desire that is not good.... because it can never be satisfied.. and it also leads to thinking.. and other things. Believing in somthing bigger than yourself can get you killed... which just sn't neccesary, for any reason. IF you feel like you have to believe in somthing.... believe in somthing trivial and stupid. that no one wouldever die for.. like sports, or clothes, or a rock and roll band. If this feeling does persist.. Do lots of drugs until the feeling goes away.

the Sense that somehow somthing isn't right with your life. This is an incredibly dangerous sign and should be ignored at all costs. like, maybe you feel that wahtever it is you should be doing.. playing video games and hanging out on an internet forum all day isn't it.. This is the wrong idea. If there were somting else to do , you would do it, but there isn't, so stop thinking about it... Or maybe you feel like you could do a better job at your work.. be careful... If you start trying to do a good job, ll kinds of bad things can happen.. you might come down with a case of manners, which makes people think you can see things from their point of view... then you might get curious as to how you can do a better job.. which would make everyone else mad... cause.. Why should you care?? you might get ambitious and try to run things on your own. which can lead to resposiblily and all knd of terrible things... so Don't try to do a better job.

If you are thinking to yourself that drugs are bad... forget it, drugs are great, the people who tell you they are bad don't understand that not thinking is your natural state, which means that doing drugs is one of the few things that you are well equipped to do... listen to your rack bands.. they know how important drugs are, even if they say don't do them.. you know they're only kidding.... cause.. look at them.. besides, how could they have gotten to be so cool without them?

Yes, there's also sex.. well, waht is there to say? have lots and lots of sex. becasue it's great, and a fine way of not thinking about anything at all. Nothing bad can come to you from sex, because anything bad that happens is not your fault, and not you responsibility, and besides... it's in the future anyway, which just isn't there at all when you jsut don't think about anything at all..Which sex helps you do. It's completly perfect. Just like you already knew it was.

This has been your Lifes lesson in Not Thinking... now I'm going to go do drugs and have sex.

"I have no mockings or arguments; I witness and wait."