You thought PTSS was stupid....Follow

I said johnson, not sponson, Flea. An African-Dutch-American man's Alabama black snake is so large it's been known to have its' own gravitational field. Semi-white women like yo'self fall into it's orbit wit' no hope of ever escaping it's powahful attraction.

Skeeter should be worried. Very worried. Not to mention self conscious at his, errrrm, inadequacies.

Totem

I knew you was white. You's prolly as white as yo' first born-- you know, that Hell spawn in your avatar, the fruit of yours and Skeeter's loins.

/shudders

Totem, the real dark meat

That baby's not mine. Skeeter told me he was yours. He's glowing and wants me to congratulate you. Must be true, if he says so.

BTW "Hispanic" is an ethnic category on the Census. The racial categories that correspond to it are white or black. That's it. I protested and marked "other," even though the Census guy said most Hispanics claimed "white."