Katie forgot the most important rule of them all and all of it's variations(it should also be added to the platitudes):
If Katie agrees with you, you should rethink your stance on the matter.
That can also translate to:
Anything Katie says must be is null and void because she is a dumbass *****.
One good thing about her though, you can tell she didn't marry her hubby for the money. How can I tell? 'Cause the moron doesn't have any and never will. I went to the recruiting station with my buddy a long time ago, took the test, gave them my info. Since I was a music major and had a fantastic score on the test, they told me that if I joined the Army and the Army's choir, I'd start out as an E3, which is higher pay than most of the people that were working at that particular recruiting station.
How do you like that Katie, some moron towelhead could outrank your hubby before even being in the Army for a year.
I'd move to Texas and have your hubby wash my camel, clean my towels, and repeat "Praise Allah" over and over as I make him pose in sexual positions and make him the bottom of my very own "naked human pyramid".
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Katie forgot the most important rule of them all and all of it's variations(it should also be added to the platitudes):
If Katie agrees with you, you should rethink your stance on the matter.
That can also translate to:
Anything Katie says must be is null and void because she is a dumbass *****.
One good thing about her though, you can tell she didn't marry her hubby for the money. How can I tell? 'Cause the moron doesn't have any and never will. I went to the recruiting station with my buddy a long time ago, took the test, gave them my info. Since I was a music major and had a fantastic score on the test, they told me that if I joined the Army and the Army's choir, I'd start out as an E3, which is higher pay than most of the people that were working at that particular recruiting station.
How do you like that Katie, some moron towelhead could outrank your hubby before even being in the Army for a year.
I'd move to Texas and have your hubby wash my camel, clean my towels, and repeat "Praise Allah" over and over as I make him pose in sexual positions and make him the bottom of my very own "naked human pyramid".
If Katie agrees with you, you should rethink your stance on the matter.
That can also translate to:
Anything Katie says must be is null and void because she is a dumbass *****.
One good thing about her though, you can tell she didn't marry her hubby for the money. How can I tell? 'Cause the moron doesn't have any and never will. I went to the recruiting station with my buddy a long time ago, took the test, gave them my info. Since I was a music major and had a fantastic score on the test, they told me that if I joined the Army and the Army's choir, I'd start out as an E3, which is higher pay than most of the people that were working at that particular recruiting station.
How do you like that Katie, some moron towelhead could outrank your hubby before even being in the Army for a year.
I'd move to Texas and have your hubby wash my camel, clean my towels, and repeat "Praise Allah" over and over as I make him pose in sexual positions and make him the bottom of my very own "naked human pyramid".
Isnt e3 like airman basic pay???? Maybe I'm confused. You go on with your bad boy catholic choir priest **** suckin self.
And to clear up the object of $$$, your right I didnt marry my husband for his money, but then again... you picked the wrong person of the flag thread. I was far from bragging of my husbands checks. Not that it doesnt cover the house, 2 cars, all the bills, and still have more than enough to enjoy ourselves whenever we want.
Yes, I think you STILL look like a flag burning, m-16 smuggling, camel ******* towel head.......
I cant help it, its that nose of yours, you would fit right in over there with them ugly bastards.
Edited, Thu Jun 10 14:55:23 2004 by Cherrabwyn
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Yes, I think you STILL look like a flag burning, m-16 smuggling, camel @#%^ing towel head.......
I cant help it, its that nose of yours, you would fit right in over there with them ugly bastards.
I cant help it, its that nose of yours, you would fit right in over there with them ugly bastards.
Maybe it's just me, but don't you picture Katie as a fat-***?
Eb
ASSHAT LIKE FAT KATIE! CAN FIT MEAT IN ANY HOLE!
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Not that it doesnt cover the house, 2 cars, all the bills, and still have more than enough to enjoy ourselves whenever we want.
Yeah, but how much could a sod shanty, pinto stationwagon and gremlin run you every month? And bills can't be that high in a place where you have to pump fresh water and walk outside to take a ****, right?
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Yeah, but how much could a sod shanty, pinto stationwagon and gremlin run you every month? And bills can't be that high in a place where you have to pump fresh water and walk outside to take a ****, right?
Good God Moe! When did you visit my place? Do I know you?
If Cherrabwyn (Katie's) picture is really her, and I have no reason to think it's not, she is not a big girl. Nor is she unattractive.
In my best baseball announcer voice
Swing and a miss!
In my best baseball announcer voice
Swing and a miss!
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Good God Moe! When did you visit my place? Do I know you?
/shrug
My bad. I didn't realize we had more than one person here in that particular number on the dart board.
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If Cherrabwyn (Katie's) picture is really her, and I have no reason to think it's not, she is not a big girl. Nor is she unattractive.
In my best baseball announcer voice
Swing and a miss!
In my best baseball announcer voice
Swing and a miss!
Yan, you're missing the point. I just picture her as a fat-***. I didn't say she was.
Eb
I didn't even mention the part where I thought she was a buckedtooth, softball playin' redneck hoe.
Bite my Southern Redneck ***....
Now that I have the link fixed...
let me try this again!
http://photos.yahoo.com/amandey20
Edited, Thu Jun 10 15:56:25 2004 by Cherrabwyn
Edited, Fri Jun 11 00:33:28 2004 by Cherrabwyn
Now that I have the link fixed...
let me try this again!
http://photos.yahoo.com/amandey20
Edited, Thu Jun 10 15:56:25 2004 by Cherrabwyn
Edited, Fri Jun 11 00:33:28 2004 by Cherrabwyn
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Bite my Southern Redneck ***...
I thought dirt whores charged extra for that?
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Bite my Southern Redneck ***....
If the daisy dukes fit....
Eb
Just out of curiousity, Pickle, what part of The City do you live in?
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Flea
I can't believe someone actually swallowed Skeet's load (figuratively speaking).
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Isnt e3 like airman basic pay???? Maybe I'm confused. You go on with your bad boy catholic choir priest **** suckin self.
And to clear up the object of $$$, your right I didnt marry my husband for his money, but then again... you picked the wrong person of the flag thread. I was far from bragging of my husbands checks. Not that it doesnt cover the house, 2 cars, all the bills, and still have more than enough to enjoy ourselves whenever we want.
Yes, I think you STILL look like a flag burning, m-16 smuggling, camel @#%^ing towel head.......
I cant help it, its that nose of yours, you would fit right in over there with them ugly bastards.
Edited, Thu Jun 10 14:55:23 2004 by Cherrabwyn
And to clear up the object of $$$, your right I didnt marry my husband for his money, but then again... you picked the wrong person of the flag thread. I was far from bragging of my husbands checks. Not that it doesnt cover the house, 2 cars, all the bills, and still have more than enough to enjoy ourselves whenever we want.
Yes, I think you STILL look like a flag burning, m-16 smuggling, camel @#%^ing towel head.......
I cant help it, its that nose of yours, you would fit right in over there with them ugly bastards.
Edited, Thu Jun 10 14:55:23 2004 by Cherrabwyn
Uh oh, looks like somebody strunk a nerve!
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Uh oh, looks like somebody strunk a nerve!
They might have even struck it, too!
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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I can't believe someone actually swallowed Skeet's load (figuratively speaking).
Since that little bit of fun we'll never know if it's you or Skeet at the keyboard.
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Just out of curiousity, Pickle, what part of The City do you live in?
Goat Hill. :) (Potrero!)
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I can't believe someone actually swallowed Skeet's load (literally speaking).
FTFY. (We can't either.)
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Uh oh, looks like somebody strunk a nerve!
I believe there is a book out there that tells you how to "White"
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?TheElementsOfStyle
Eb
Tee-hee, I'm a word geek!
If Katie's pic is genuine, she can lay claim to being the board hottie. Four years runnin'. Just sayin'.
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Totem
I dunno. Did you see those pictures of Tare? Maybe I'm just a sucker for a blonde, but she's my fantasy board babe, baby-belly and all 
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Where are these damn pictures already?
I need something for when I "occasionally pause FFXI to rub one out."
trickybeck the Sly wrote:
Where are these damn pictures already?
I need something for when I "occasionally pause FFXI to rub one out."
Thank god for the windower huh?
After much searching through old threads, I can't find the pictures of Tare. Katie posts her picture all the time, so it shouldn't be too hard to dig one up. If you can't find it, I'm sure that she'll be happy to provide a link for you.
Tare might be a bit more reluctant to post her pics again, but try anyways. You never know, right?
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Tare might be a bit more reluctant to post her pics again, but try anyways. You never know, right?
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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You may want to consider changing your password to prevent any further degradation of Flea's identity.
Since that little bit of fun we'll never know if it's you or Skeet at the keyboard.
Since that little bit of fun we'll never know if it's you or Skeet at the keyboard.
You'll know. It was only ever Skeet for those two posts. We had a talk about it, and I'm not nor have I ever wanted to be part of his online pranks, no matter how much people may think so.
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