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That's easy, I'm obviously her favorite poster.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Aight Dark, your turn, spill it *****!

This arguement is about a year old, so why don't you just go sit in the corner until we tell you it's safe to play again?

They get OTST. They GFY. They GFYM. Deal?

Twiztid

Totem, I know what I said but this one is not mine.

New Rules for Voting in the Assylum Awards

Must have posted here, in the Assylum formerly known as OOT, for over one years time

FFI chums are prohibited from voting unless they have been given the Ok of the board of Old Timers, including but not limited to: Totem, Smasharoo, Tacosid, Gabji, Cherrabwyn, Thundra, Angry Hippo, Jophiel, and the two lesbians

Sockpuppets and their votes will not be upheld

Admins votes will be counted equal to postee's votes.

Thank you that is all for now....

Wtf?!? I try too hard? 9/10ths of this stuff is just off the top of my head, stream of consciousness material. I could understand if you simply didn't get my brand of humor-- ****, my wife looks at me quizically half the time --but I'd never thought I gave the impression that I'm bearing down and grunting like I'm constipated and trying for all the world to squeeze a Taeldar out into the bowl.

Hmmm. Go figure...

Totem

And what votes we have are in....


1) Favorite poster
Totem 4
Moebious 2
Patrician
Tacosid
Smasharoo 2
yanari
Kaolain
Skeet
Jophiel

2) Best Sig
smash 4
PsychoJester
gabji
Moe's 2
Katie
tacosid's


3) Funniest poster
totem 4
Skeeter 2
thundra
Jophiel 3
tare
Smash
Patrician 2


4) Most annoying poster
ffi 2
tare
skeeter 2
empyre 2
cherrabwyn 3
Gabji
PsychoJester 2
thundra

5) Best sock puppet
God
Skeeter
truxbrando 2
Gwb 2


6) Worst sock puppet
Flea
grover
Stocks other one??
JavelinsJavelin
Gwb
cherrabwyn


7) Best Flamer
Smasharoo 3
Mobious 2
Thundra 4
Kenny Rogers
totem 4
tacosid
Gabji

8) Most idiotic poster
Skeet 2
Tare
ffi 3
Cherrabwyn 4
baron von Numyk
thundra
ffi
Trunx


9) Most helpful poster
Totem
Jennock
Gabji 2
Kaolain 3
Calimyr
Samira
OutCast Necro
Jophiel 3

10) Most knowledgable poster
Totem
Smash 2
Gabji 2
Kaolain 2
Moebious
Jopheil
Calimyr 2


11) Best thread
Noah's ark "are you ******* serious"
Totem vs. Tacosid
The Shiney one 2
Marriage proposal to Dalliance
10 page 'are you ******* kidding me'

12) Best arch nemesis pair
Smash Vs. Gabji 2
Skeeter vs. any ffi
Stok vs. Empyre
Cherrabwyn vs. Empyre
Patrician vs. Tacosid 2
Cherrabwyn vs. homosapiens



13) Best newcomer
Flea
Trickybeck 5
Yanari
Tare
PsychoJester
Goalkeeper

14) Board lifetime achievement award
Smash 2
Kaolain 3
Totem 3
Illia 2
DarkFlame
Jophiel

15) Least favorite poster
tare
pum
Skeet 2
ffi 2
Tacosid
Thundra 2
baron von numyk
Mren
Cherrabwyn 3
Totem


16) Best avatar
Thundras on strike
Thundras opening door
Thundra's racoon balls 5
Psychojester
Patricians
Egnaro's soccer
Rhaynebeau for beauty
Jopheils syntax
Yanaris Oracle
Atomic Fleas sniper kitty
tape

17) Poster with most potential sex appeal
the lesbians
tare
fleA 2

DarkFlame
Thundra
Twiztid
Trickybeck

18) Biggest Board ******
Cherrabwyn 4
Twizted
Skeet 3
Stok
darkflame 2
mren
Psychojester


And thats it for now....

he'll never get it. i've tried.



but i can see you understand him. ;)

So if Yanari is exempt then so am I.

On a side note, I find Yanari's posts more entertaining when imagining the words coming from Ben Stein, but a sedated female Ben Stein of course.

Edited, Thu Jun 10 12:17:20 2004 by DeanoTyler

Actually, at this point it is a semi-annual tally of where things are. The last one is not much more than 6 months old, so January seems like a nice cut off. But since we're not doing that, it really doesn't matter.