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#152 Jun 08 2004 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
Hey ******** did you turn off my ability to rate Empyres posts? His wont go down but I can still rate others up.

If you did indeed do that, let me show you this:

Empyre wrote:
if you can't tell, i don't give a sweet **** about ratings. so rate away.


He gave me permission, turn that puppy back on.

#153 Jun 08 2004 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm rating them back up.

I LOVE YOU MAN!!
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#154 Jun 08 2004 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: laugh
#155 Jun 08 2004 at 4:16 PM Rating: Default
Hey Skeet,

They turned off your ability to rate me down, too.

Nyaa-na na nya-na...

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#156 Jun 08 2004 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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skeet-stain wrote:
No, never, you just respond to every post like the little ***** you are.


we've all seen your picture..and i'm the bi[/b]tch, lol.

skeet-stain wrote:
Hey ******** did you turn off my ability to rate Empyres posts? His wont go down but I can still rate others up.

He gave me permission, turn that puppy back on.


i did not. officially, i declare at this moment everyone [b]except
skeet and his/her sock puppets/acquaintances have my permission.

smash wrote:
I'm rating them back up.


don't make me start liking you.

Edited, Tue Jun 8 17:19:52 2004 by Empyre

Edited, Tue Jun 8 17:20:59 2004 by Empyre
#157 Jun 08 2004 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just want to know what Skeeter's new fascination with calling everyone *****, I thought that was my pet name. I am heart broken.
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#158 Jun 08 2004 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
I called him a little *****.

You're still a big *****.
#159 Jun 08 2004 at 4:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Heartborken ******* get a spanking! Now put the collar on damn it.

Crawl! Make noises like a Giraffe!! Run the egg yolk on you...oh yess rub it there, right there...
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#160 Jun 08 2004 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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officially, i declare at this moment everyone except skeet and his/her sock puppets/acquaintances have my permission.
So... uh... does that mean that I can rate you down, or what? I'm confused now Smiley: confused

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#161 Jun 08 2004 at 4:42 PM Rating: Default
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So... uh... does that mean that I can rate you down, or what?


Do you have Skeet's hand up your ***?

Yes? Then, No.

No? Then, Yes.

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#162 Jun 08 2004 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
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So... uh... does that mean that I can rate you down, or what?


it wasn't too long ago that your nose was so far up his a[b][/b]ss you could describe in detail what any one of his organs smelled like on demand..i consider that an acquaintance.

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we know twizted, we know.
#163 Jun 08 2004 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Heartborken ******* get a spanking! Now put the collar on damn it.

Crawl! Make noises like a Giraffe!! Run the egg yolk on you...oh yess rub it there, right there...


And yet another peek into Smash's mind.


Oddly enough, I really don't feel all that dirty.
#164 Jun 08 2004 at 8:06 PM Rating: Good
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Make noises like a Giraffe!!

What kind of noises do giraffes make?
#165 Jun 08 2004 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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Depends on what you're doing to them at the time.

Want to hear a giraffe scream?
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#166 Jun 08 2004 at 9:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Mostly they don't make any noise untill the machete comes into play. Then they sound like Freddy Mercury garlging mayonaise.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#167 Jun 08 2004 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
Will Giraffes charge your ******* ***?

Smiley: laugh
#168 Jun 08 2004 at 10:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Empyre wrote:
i did not. officially, i declare at this moment everyone except skeet and his/her sock puppets/acquaintances have my permission.



Ok.

Thanks!
#169 Jun 08 2004 at 10:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Girafes are mean fuc[b][/b]kers when cornered. They'll bute your nuts off and they have a SERIOUS reach advantage with those necks. Thank god for armor plated electrified nut harnesses.
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Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#170 Jun 08 2004 at 10:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Will Giraffes charge your @#%^ing ***?
Only if you line them right, or so I've heard. Beastiality is not my thing. However good looking women (specifically redheads) are more my taste, and asian women with hot bods, blondes are nice also, and waitresses that wear skimpy clothing and loose shirts when they serve....and since I'm not a racist latino women with nice asses but definitely not Giraffes.

I'm tired the caffiene has worn off, and so I am off to get some sleep, disregard any statements about my fantasies with Nicole Kidman, if I made any.

#171 Jun 08 2004 at 10:58 PM Rating: Good
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Giraffes are mean fu[i][/i]ckers when cornered
Well, of course. How often does one get cornered out in the great expanses of the African veldt?

On that note, "veldt" is a word I don't get to use nearly enough.
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#172 Jun 09 2004 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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So much for the awards :P
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#173 Jun 09 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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"Veldt" is a good Dutch word. An African-Dutch American like me puffs up with pride when I see ordinary white men like Jophiel demonstrate inclusiveness by incorporating it in every day usage.

/claps for Jo

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#174 Jun 09 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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So much for the awards :P
I didn't see your list, Missy.

Veldt Veldt Veldt
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#175 Jun 09 2004 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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/puffs up to the point of bursting

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#176 Jun 09 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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I haven't seen "veldt" since I last played FF3
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